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I've never heard a tune that I hate more than Kevin Aviance - Give It Up. The fact that it's a MAN saying these things makes it ten times worse. Seriously, if i could stab this song with a knife, I would.
"I'm like a drug that will make you go crazy
it's like a candy that I know you'll find tasty
chocolate love
good to the last drop
cant get enough
know you cant stop
daddy you can flip me dip me
know just when to lick me
anytime of the day
I'm like cotton candy baby
you know I can be handy
but I wont melt away
so give it up
I know you like it
you'll get addicted fast
until you try it
cause I am shakin'
and turn the music up
while you blow me
blow me away
baby we can do it
we can do it right now
do it all night
rock it
I got this creamy vanilla swirl dip for you
get on my rocket cause im takin' a trip with you
get ready to blast off all night long
you getting the message
you turn me on
daddy you can flip me dip me
know just when to lick me
anytime of the day
im like cotton candy baby
you know I can be handy
but I wont melt away
so give it up
I know you like it
you'll get addicted fast
until you try it
cause I am shakin'
and turn the music up
while you blow me
blow me away
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang bang bang bang
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang bang bang bang
you know you like it"
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| Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Let's hear it for The KLF- Justified & Ancient: (bring the beat back) |
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| Originally posted by Mattsanity drive boy dog boy dirty numb angel boy in the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy she was a beautiful boy and tears boy and all in your innerspace boy you had hands girl boy and steel boy you had chemicals boy ive grown so close to you boy and you just groan boy she said comeover comeover she smiled at you boy. let your feelings slip boy but never your mask boy random blonde bio high density rhythm blonde boy blonde country blonde high density you are my drug boy youre real boy speak to me and boy dog dirty numb cracking boy you get wet boy big big time boy acid bear boy babes and babes and babes and babes and babes and remembering nothing boy. you like my tin horn boy and get wet like an angel. derail. you got a velvet mouth youre so succulent and beautiful shimmering and dirty wonderful and hot times on your telephone line and god and everything on your telephone and in walk an angel. and look at me your mom squatting pissed in a tube hole at tottenham court road i just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde i ever met. shouting lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager shouting mega mega white thing mega mega white thing mega mega white thing mega mega shouting lager lager lager lager mega mega white thing mega mega white thing so many things to see and do in the tube hole true blonde going back to romford mega mega mega going back to romford hi mom are you having fun and now are you on your way to a new tension headache |
Gigi D' Agostino-Bla Bla Bla
WTF!!!
I've always thought that 'sometimes the sound of goodbye is louder than any drumbeat' is pretty silly.
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| Originally posted by DJAntSmith Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky  |
the vocals for Markus Schulz Pres Elevation - Clear Blue (Somewhere) are just fuckin stupid!
When you were talking
I wasn't listening to a word you said
When you were talking
I wasn't listening to a word you said
I was somewhere
Thinking....something
Feeling someone else
I was somewhere
Thinking....something
Feeling someone else
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
riiiiiiight
nice 1 
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| Originally posted by DRM When you were talking I wasn't listening to a word you said When you were talking I wasn't listening to a word you said I was somewhere Thinking....something Feeling someone else I was somewhere Thinking....something Feeling someone else Why don't you stop talking Why don't you stop talking Why don't you stop talking Why don't you stop talking |
once i heard a vietnamese freestyle rap, which obviously wasn't freestyle, but DAMN, it cracked me up soooo bad! I got a kick out of it...
Some of the lines:
"I wish it was tuesday so I could a hamburger for 29 cents at McDonald's,
I wish it was sunday so I could a cheeseburger for 39 cents at McDonald's."
I bet a lot of you have heard it before, it started circulating in like 2000, or maybe even before it. Anyone recognizes it?
lol! that line used to kill me,at mcdonald's baby!!!!!!!!! i think the artist was 'tai mai shu.'
Furureshock - Prides Paranoia (Marco V Remix)
I've heard some rreeeeeally bad stuff, but nothing beats DJ Otzi - The Burger Song
Hello, ok Freunde, jetzt gehts los mit dem Burger Dance.
Chrorus:
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Okay, wir nehmen die H�nde �ber den Kopf und machen ein Dach daraus
und schreien: Pizza Hut.
(PIZZA HUT!)
Jawohl und jetzt wackeln wir mit den Armen, rechts und links, so wie mit den Chicken Wings
und schreien: Kentucky Fried Chicken.
(Kentucky Fried Chicken!)
Und jetzt machen wir ein gro�es M in die Luft: Mh, Mc Donalds.
(Mc Donals)
LAUTER!
(Mc Donals!)
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Und jetzt noch mal Dach �ber den Kopf: Pizza Hut
(Pizza Hut)
Wackeln mit den Armen: Kentucky Fried Chicken
(Kentucky Fried Chicken)
Und noch mal das go�e M: Mc Donalds
(Mc Donalds)
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Die H�nde!
Glory, glory Hallelujah
Glory, glory Hallelujah
Glory, glory Hallelujah
And we dance the Burger dance
Und jetzt noch eine Stufe h�cher, Freunde, eine Stufe h�her
1, go, 2, go, 3, go, 4
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Josh Wink - Are You There?
Chorus:
Are you there?
Are you there?
Are you there?
Are you there?
Are you there?
Are you there?
Are you there?
Are you there?
Are you there?
Are you there?
No vil e' ferra te Mexico
Regrettably only norwegian lyrics..
Cracks me up because some comedians (norway's best) have joked with it. Only other noewegians will know this.. A great loss for the rest of you 
Eiffel 65 - Blue
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| Originally posted by djdust Furureshock - Prides Paranoia (Marco V Remix) |
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| Originally posted by Mattsanity drive boy dog boy dirty numb angel boy in the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy she was a beautiful boy and tears boy and all in your innerspace boy you had hands girl boy and steel boy you had chemicals boy ive grown so close to you boy and you just groan boy she said comeover comeover she smiled at you boy. Standing in the rain, twisted and insane |
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| Originally posted by DRM the vocals for Markus Schulz Pres Elevation - Clear Blue (Somewhere) are just fuckin stupid! When you were talking I wasn't listening to a word you said When you were talking I wasn't listening to a word you said I was somewhere Thinking....something Feeling someone else I was somewhere Thinking....something Feeling someone else Why don't you stop talking Why don't you stop talking Why don't you stop talking Why don't you stop talking riiiiiiight nice 1 |
the painted cow!
Burned With Desire & Just Be have the most awkward and clumsiest lyrics I've heard in a trance song.
Nobody's mentioned Scooter yet 
"how much is the fish?" 
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| Originally posted by Wildfir3 F.massif - Somebody (Ferry Corsten Remix) I have it on vinyl, i love the tune, but i hate the friggin' bullshit vocals, they make NO sense |
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| Originally posted by Zenchowdah i love underworld's lyrics! i like the stream of consciousness feel to it |
Respect to the man in the icecream van....
DJ Bobo - Chiwawa
Dr. Bombay - Culcutta
Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song
Dr. Macdoo - Macahula dance
in fact. i think theres alot of lamey song out there with really cheezy (meaningless) vocals unlike ian van dahl, lasgo, milk inc which is rather cheeze but the vocals at least make some sense
darude - i can feel the beat
I CAN FEEL THE BEAT, Feel the beat and so on and so on
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