Ever Wonder Why Some of You Men are Single?

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Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-19-2004 22:59:

you better fuckin believe it hahaha..those are other ta's showing off their superheroe costumes from when they were kids...however mine wasnt from when i was a kid i use it alot in bed..im the kink masta

Posted by alec on Jun-19-2004 23:10:

Number one reason guys leave women?

1. The species of Women make absolutely no sense!!! - Every other animal on the planet including males hae patterns, Women are just Fubar!

Posted by Jayx1 on Jun-19-2004 23:11:

#1 reason men leave women..

because they become comfortable enough with you to be able to NAG AND NAG AND NAG just like mama used to!

Posted by loca on Jun-20-2004 04:58:

quote:
Originally posted by loconet
pffffffffttttttttttttt!!!!!!!

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous................. Slept with everyone
Athletic...................................... No tits
Average looking.................... Ugly
Beautiful........................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...................... On medication
Feminist.......................................... Fat
Free spirit.................................... Junkie
Friendship first.......................... Former slut
Fun.......................................... Annoying
New-Age.............. Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned............................. No BJs
Open-minded................................. Desperate
Outgoing........................ Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk
Professional.................................... Bitch
Voluptuous................................... Very Fat
Large frame................................. Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate............................... Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

lol smartass

Posted by d!abolic on Jun-20-2004 05:45:

Oh god.. this is too tempting.. i can't resist.. must reply

1. We tend to say it more often when it's actually true.
2. If you don't like how we react to what we see, change what we see.
3. We're not nearly insecure enough to care, not even in the back of our head.
4. Just like you love it when guys call you 10 times a day!
5. You make it painfully obvious so yeah, we know!
6. Who can resist tossing a log into the fire every now and then?
7. The biggest lie ever told according to actions of most women.
8. I agree so much that it almost takes away my will to fight. Almost.
9. We don't mind either, though we'll never admit it.
10. Insecure? Who, women? Nooo waay!
11. Time to start acting based on that desire.
12. See #7.
13. We'll stop the day you realize this applies to you as well.
14. Which is why you get pissed off when you find it here.
15. And then cry when we get tired of nagging and walk away.
16. Possibly the main reason our species has made it this far
17. You didn't. We made you open your mouth after, it was all gone!
18. Just when we started hoping a day could go by without us hearing it!
19. More anal.
20. If it's the latter, you've got 15 minutes to pack your bags.
21. Apparently never made it to the list. My god, a woman ran out of things to say!
22. And we're not afraid to meet yours, we just don't want to.
23. We'll cry ourselves to sleep tonight, shamed by our ignorance.

Posted by SgtFoo on Jun-20-2004 05:52:

*AHEM*... http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=190169 ... *cough* ...yea

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