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Originally posted by Boomer187 Im not a pet fan, but for some reason I don't like you. so try these out... some actually are. get a job hippie some actually are not. the others can be trained. Learn how to train the dog. You can train them to stay away from things, its a neat trick. Some are not. and your not trying to get laid? Dog sized spiders are ugly, their webs get everywhere, they scare any girl you bring home, and it will eat you eventually. I hate mistrained dogs. A lot of dog owners let them do whatever, kinda like some parents out there. The result, is a tool. When you know what your doing, the dog turns out alright, much like the kids of parents that know what they are doing.

what he said

what about the ones that guard you or the ones that guide blind people? those aren't useless

I've been a cat owner the majority of my life, and until recently I had no idea what it was like to have a dog. I really had anticipated a lot of hassle and mess to come along with owning a dog. What I found out really surprised me. Rather than the dog being messy, I realized it was, in fact, my damn cats that are a great deal more of a hassle and are messy as hell! A quick comparison:

Cats -

1. Fucking stink up the spare bathroom everytime they shit in their litterbox, forcing me to buy a gross of scented plug-ins by the month

2. Puke up their food about 2x/week

3. Puke up hairballs oh, whenever they fucking feel like it

4. Shed all fucking year-round. Not only does my ass have to brush them constantly, but I've got to brush every god damn piece of furniture they sit in

5. For some reason, one of them somehow opens up my fucking sock drawer and loves taking out my wool socks downstairs to play with. What the fuck is that all about?

6. If I'm not quick enough with my clean laundry basket, I'll find a nice bed of cat hair all over my clean cloths. That's always a real nice treat.

7. Can't train them to do shit!

Dog-

1. Once potty trained, he let's me know when he has to go outside, usually every coupla hours or so. No biggie here.

2. Doesn't shed (our breed doesn't, at least)

3. Rarely pukes up anything

4. Has his own set of toys, and has been trained not to eat any shoes or cloths - so no worries here.

5. Doesn't bark much.

So overall, I'd say that dogs are way much more cleaner than cats. Once our cats croak, that'll be it for us with felines.

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Originally posted by DarkWater what about the ones that guard you or the ones that guide blind people? those aren't useless

exactly, dogs are probably the most useful animal we have besides helper monkeys

Are you sure your not describing your girl friend instead of a dog?

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Not cute. Expensive. Loud as hell. Slobber everthing. Annoying. Hump your legs.

Sounds like my EX-girl

Re: Dogs are useless animals

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Let's see: Not cute. Expensive. Loud as hell. Eat your shoes. Slobber everthing. Annoying. Hump your legs. I'd rather have a dog-sized spider than a dog.

Get a f*cking goldfish you can flush down the toilet if you get tired of it.


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Re: Dogs are useless animals

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Let's see: Not cute. Expensive. Loud as hell. Eat your shoes. Slobber everthing. Annoying. Hump your legs. I'd rather have a dog-sized spider than a dog.

you're useless you mutt

d00d, before you say anything, please think on what you are about to say. geesuz...what about those rescue dogs and police dogs..are they useless too?

I prefer cats to dogs.

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Let's see: Not cute. Expensive. Loud as hell. Eat your shoes. Slobber everthing. Annoying. Hump your legs. I'd rather have a dog-sized spider than a dog.

i hope you aren't referring to your own family dog because they say your pet(s) are a reflection of you....


my dog is affectionate, hyper (always wants to play and have fun) and is very clumsy and funny, but he can also get very serious when he needs to (like if he sees another dog, he gets protective and starts growling/barking).


i'd say that's me in a nutshell

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Originally posted by Slylee i hope you aren't referring to your own family dog because they say your pet(s) are a reflection of you.... my dog is affectionate, hyper (always wants to play and have fun) and is very clumsy and funny, but he can also get very serious when he needs to (like if he sees another dog, he gets protective and starts growling/barking). i'd say that's me in a nutshell

except that.. you're a human female... right?

well yea, but i do bark on occasion jk

Dogs bring joy to life

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Naah, humans don't ruin my stuff.

I would cos you made a pointless argument. I love my dog, he does the funniest things, plays football at a good standard, retrieves lost tennis balls, pisses on my dad and doesn't get grounded, plus they also keep older or single people good company, you should think before calling them useless as theres more chance of me wanting to have you put down than my dog

oh and my dog has better taste than you...

hrhrhr and a better sense of smell.

I love dogs. They are such nice animals (when raised properly).

I think dogs have souls and will be in heaven...some dogs are just too awesome to be just a simple animal. I know dogs love a good master...and will die for him/her. Only dogs will do that.

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Originally posted by Mattsanity It depends what dog you have mofos. If you have a trained dog, you will have no problems except for constipating, which is a natural thing.

uh...maybe you should review your dog's diet...constipation is not a good thing.


Someone mentioned you can't train cats...that isn't really true, if you use tuna (or a food treat your cat loves) you can train them many "dog" tricks. I've seen it done

i have about

7 cats/ 3 dogs / 2 rabbits (both males)

i love dogs, and i love cats, and rabbits. i do take care of them, and in return they behave. i am an animal freak

dogs are delicious!

ok just kidding never ate dog before.

but dogs are cool, makes ya feel connected to the world.

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Originally posted by R.j. i have about 7 cats/ 3 dogs / 2 rabbits (both males) i love dogs, and i love cats, and rabbits. i do take care of them, and in return they behave. i am an animal freak

me too...i don't like the fact that you have to work extra hard at keeping your apartment or house smelling fresh (especially if you have carpet) but it's worth it.


i love cats so much too. i know they have a bad rep bc they're not as affectionate as dogs, but they are just more selfsufficient and they're not all snobs. they have a lot of character...and the cutest little faces when they are kittens.

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Originally posted by Koolaid Someone mentioned you can't train cats...that isn't really true, if you use tuna (or a food treat your cat loves) you can train them many "dog" tricks. I've seen it done

One of my really good friends trained her cat to use the toilet. I've seen it.

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