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Posted by TranceFusion on Sep-14-2001 01:36:

No seriously, being funny (not obnoxious) but make a small joke, and be your self. chick who I met, or are good friends with say they dont like 'fake' guys. If you are your self you can't loose. Trust me on this one, always works for me...heh

Posted by ta_wilson on Sep-14-2001 01:45:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceFusion
No seriously, being funny (not obnoxious) but make a small joke, and be your self. chick who I met, or are good friends with say they dont like 'fake' guys. If you are your self you can't loose. Trust me on this one, always works for me...heh
well u are right mostly...but u can lose by being yourself....for example if u are a total loser or something

Posted by krusader on Sep-14-2001 01:45:

being yourself is not going to make or break you... its all about being confident when you first talk... not arrogant... just dont be afraid

Posted by Glyph on Sep-14-2001 02:06:

Okay, here's a couple guaranteed never to fail....

1) You approach a girl who's with a few friends and say "Hey, so how are my kids?" Guaranteed Ice breaker.

2} Go up to the girl and say "Say, do you know the difference between a blow job and a cheeseburger?" When she says no you simply reply..."Cool, then how 'bout we do lunch tommorow".

3) You say to her "Do you have a little german (spanish, italian, whatever) in you? When she says no you say "would you like one?"

4) After spying her across the room, you beckon her over with your finger. When she gets there you say "I just made you cum with one finger. Imagine what I could do with the rest of my body."

Oh yeah, did I mention when I said "guaranteed not to fail" I meant guaranteed not to fail to get you slapped, cussed out or kneed? Oops.

Posted by Geed on Sep-14-2001 04:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Glyph
Okay, here's a couple guaranteed never to fail....

3) You say to her "Do you have a little german (spanish, italian, whatever) in you? When she says no you say "would you like one?"

u shuld replace the word little with BIG
cause otherwise it wont work.

Posted by .montecarlo. on Sep-14-2001 04:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Geed

u shuld replace the word little with BIG
cause otherwise it wont work.

it would make more sense if you replaced it with ANY and replace "would you like one" to would you like some

Posted by SeeK on Sep-14-2001 06:43:

Funniest one i heard was.. "you have the whitest teeth i'd ever want to cum across"

one's that work are ones like someone in here said b4..

walk up to a chick and say "see my friend over there" Point him out and she says yeah.. then u say "well he wants to know if u think im cute"

Worse that can happen is u get rejected with that one.. but generally they think its cute and bam your in...

Posted by .montecarlo. on Sep-14-2001 07:25:

quote:
Originally posted by DJAhmet
...//walk up to a chick and say "see my friend over there" Point him out and she says yeah.. then u say "well he wants to know if u think im cute"

Worse that can happen is u get rejected with that one.. but generally they think its cute and bam your in...

thats actually good, the only one posted that i'd actually try.

hehehe i'll let ya know if it works

Posted by Miss Proximus on Sep-14-2001 07:28:

quote:
Originally posted by InsomnEac

thats actually good, the only one posted that i'd actually try.

hehehe i'll let ya know if it works

it's kinda obvious that u just want to know, but i'd think it's so sweet that i'd give the guy a chance

Posted by JM on Sep-14-2001 07:35:

pick up lines = trashy...

women love guys who are confident...do whatever u need to do to be confident in yourself....than you will naturally radiate confidence and women will pick up the vibe....u will be able to talk to them or to introduce yourself to them....or they will simply walk up to you...

trust me on this one....

>JM<

PS dont' be too cocky, like me
but dont be too nice, joke around with them but show u care(only if you really do care)

too nice = no pus*y....

trust me on this one too....

Posted by .montecarlo. on Sep-14-2001 07:36:

AHA...we found a winner!

the first pickup line with approval from a female ta...a queen ta at that

Posted by hypronix on Sep-14-2001 07:36:

first I wanted to quote someone but I thought I'd better get everything in one post (so Swamper doesn't get pissed...)

best advice - be yourself. no one is interested in mr. nice-guy? I found someone. what's the use of getting somebody that doesn't, in fact, like U? why bother? say what U like, act how U like, stay straight about what U believe in!
second advice - look. my actual gf (well, when we weren't together) asked me, one night, why I waas looking so much at her "Because God gave me these two eyes for something, and yet I haven't found anything better to do with them until now!" We R so in LoooooOOOOOOOooooooovE!

and try to be as least stressed as possible. let loose! I know it comes hard, espec. when U R around a chik U really like... afraid not to ruin everything... but yet that will work in the end!!!

just what I think. and it worked for me... God it did!!!

Posted by Cru54d3r on Sep-14-2001 10:16:

Good pickup line -> Hey u look almost as good as Miss P/Pink Lolly

Crusader

Posted by Sunlounger on Sep-14-2001 10:31:

some of these pickup lines are mad funny.......but which ones are REAListic?

Posted by bluE_Neon on Sep-14-2001 18:21:

Re: Re: Good CUTE pickup lines?

Posted by Eugene on Sep-14-2001 18:26:

When will you learn there are no "magic pick-up lines.."

If both of you like each other and are interested in each other, the magic will come on its own.

If you just wanna fuck or a "quick fling" then get drunk, go to a club where there are lots of drunk girls, and grab 'em. That will relieve some pressure on your balls.

Posted by Excite on Sep-14-2001 20:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Proximus

it's kinda obvious that u just want to know, but i'd think it's so sweet that i'd give the guy a chance

This was the point of the whole post...cute sweet pickup lines that women like. Not pickup lines that get you slapped.

Posted by Gekhous on Sep-14-2001 21:13:

iz quite simple, really, u just say: "sex?"
if she doesnt slap u, ur in for a real good time, and if she DOES slap u, well, u saved a lot of time

Posted by Spad on Sep-14-2001 23:47:

Re: Re: Good CUTE pickup lines?

quote:
Originally posted by Excite

You're kidding right? Just being yourself is the worst advice I've heard. If I was to be myself I would be a nice intellectual guy, women aren't attracted to that! You will never get with any women being Mr. Nice Guy. You must have no experience at all. How old are you? 12?

Haha, dude you're so right Women like to think they want a nice guy who'll take care of 'em and understand them and all that. What they really want is a good shag who their friends will be jelous of [prepares for multiple forum slaps]

Sexism aside, just make them take notice. You're not going to make them want to jump into bed with you with one line (well I can but I'm not telling the rest of you losers how.). It's all about the first 15 seconds. Make them take notice then you've got all the time in the world to be yourself.

Posted by PinkLollypop on Sep-15-2001 04:32:

listen here. this works 100%

when it's raining outside, and you see a girl walking without an umbrella, just come up to her, give her your umbrella, and walk with her wherever she is going. But don't ask her if she wants your umbrella, cause she'll say no, just give it to her and say something like 'i don't want you to get all wet'.
it's been proven to work 100%, so good luck

as for all those pick up lines, i think they are all cheesy and they show that you can't say what's really on your mind. i find it very nice when a guy just looks into my eyes and says "i find you very attractive, would you like to have a coffee with me sometime" - very simple and nice.

Posted by TrAnCe CoNtRoL on Sep-15-2001 05:26:

hmmm i like the one about "hey you see my friend over there...he wants to know if you think im cute". obviously she knows you want to know for yourself but i think it would get a chuckle out of her if you did it the right way. i dont really use pick up lines, you have to give them the magic look. like someone said before, its all about the eyes. youll know if the magic is there from the first time you look into each others eyes. the music in a club or whatever just goes away and alls you notice is her staring at you and you staring at her. whoa sorry got carried away

Posted by Ur Dream Grl on Sep-15-2001 19:46:

Re: Use this

quote:
Originally posted by Phazon
Someone mentioned it a while ago..and i still find it funny . Go upto a girl and simply be like... " Fuck me if im wrong, But is your name Yolanda ?"

LMAO.. what the hell is this phazon... hahahahhahahahhahahhahaha

YOLANDA.. what kinda name is that??
at least come up with a common name .. heheh

to me , when a guy just says something funny, it kills me,,i like it!

as a bartender i get all these weirdddddddddd pick up lines..and it is ridiculous.. but this one guy said to me the other day ..."i dont like cheesy pick up lines so...WOULD YOU MARRY ME?".. i thaught this was so hilarious.. but cute.!! ....

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

Posted by Phazon on Sep-15-2001 20:35:

To the dream girl

quote:
Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl
LMAO.. what the hell is this phazon... hahahahhahahahhahahhahaha
YOLANDA.. what kinda name is that??
at least come up with a common name .. heheh
xoxo Ur Dream Grl

Yolanda is a very rare name. And im basically askin her to fuk me if im wrong, cause what are the chances of me going up to a girl and finding out her name is Yolanda? Chances are slim to none.

Yale scientists have proven it works lol.

Posted by Excite on Sep-16-2001 09:00:

Aight ladies and gentlemen what do ya'll think of these...tried and test by your truly.

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us?

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Hi, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

Posted by Phrozen on Sep-16-2001 15:03:

Ok here are some i heard and used(which i regret)

1.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

2.Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

3.Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

4.Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

5.All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Use them well

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