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Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-28-2004 17:45:

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Originally posted by igottaknow
good point, hey ladies is it possible for a tadpole to live in your vigin0r?

well...what do tadpoles eat? i'm guessing they could feed off the dirt and bacteria accumulating in her virginor...

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-28-2004 17:47:

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Originally posted by Floorfiller
well...what do tadpoles eat? i'm guessing they could feed off the dirt and bacteria accumulating in her virginor...

but tadpoles have to be in water to breath because they have gills

come on ladies we need to know

Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-28-2004 17:49:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
but tadpoles have to be in water to breath because they have gills

come on ladies we need to know

some women are pretty damp...

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-28-2004 17:54:

I just read tadpoles eat lettuce

http://allaboutfrogs.org/info/tadpoles/

Come to think of it tadpoles do look like sperm, maybe this story isn't far fetched after all.

Posted by Nell on Jun-28-2004 20:07:

i think she was doing a bit of finger fucking and decided to get her partner to shove a load of tadpoles up her to wriggle around inside her. one got lost, set up camp in her fallopian tube. came out a frog.

did anyone see that eels vid that was posted on here not so long ago... ewww!

Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-28-2004 20:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
i think she was doing a bit of finger fucking and decided to get her partner to shove a load of tadpoles up her to wriggle around inside her. one got lost, set up camp in her fallopian tube. came out a frog.

did anyone see that eels vid that was posted on here not so long ago... ewww!

noooo...not eels hehehehe...that stuff is so nasty...eels and snakes and shit...god...

Posted by butterfly on Jun-28-2004 20:15:

Posted by TweeK on Jun-28-2004 20:18:

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Originally posted by l�cid
maybe a tadpole swam up inside her when she was bathing nude at a nearby pond?

LMAO

Posted by Slylee on Jun-28-2004 20:22:

i heard a really nasty story (one of those internet rumors that circulates via email or whatever) about a chick who died while pleasuring herself using a live lobster. she was sticking the tail end up her you know what and lighting the face on fire so it would violently wiggle its tail (thus getting her off). i guess it was pregnant and all the little eggs got up inside her and were able to hatch (they only need a warm, moist area to hatch), and she was found dead on her toilet with all these little lobster eggs in the toilet.

just writing that story made me sick! hahahah

Posted by TweeK on Jun-28-2004 20:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i heard a really nasty story (one of those internet rumors that circulates via email or whatever) about a chick who died while pleasuring herself using a live lobster. she was sticking the tail end up her you know what and lighting the face on fire so it would violently wiggle its tail (thus getting her off). i guess it was pregnant and all the little eggs got up inside her and were able to hatch (they only need a warm, moist area to hatch), and she was found dead on her toilet with all these little lobster eggs in the toilet.

just writing that story made me sick! hahahah

Posted by Nell on Jun-28-2004 20:25:

Posted by butterfly on Jun-28-2004 20:25:

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-28-2004 20:26:

don't gay guys use gerbils?

Posted by butterfly on Jun-28-2004 20:27:

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Originally posted by igottaknow
don't gay guys use gerbils?

i am sure that isnt common practice.

Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-28-2004 20:28:

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Originally posted by TweeK

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-28-2004 20:29:

Posted by Slylee on Jun-28-2004 20:31:

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Originally posted by butterfly
yeah. that's definitely worse than the frog story. i feel bad for the lobster with its face on fire.

ahhahah me too!! when i first read it, i was like, "aww that sucks for the lobster". hehehe

although i sure don't mind when one is sitting on my plate w/ drawn butter all over it either

Posted by Nell on Jun-28-2004 20:38:

lobsters are boiled alive anyway, you cna hear them scream

ah well, the lobsters kids have a new mum now

Posted by Slylee on Jun-28-2004 20:41:

yea i know. that is why i will never be able to prepare a lobster dinner lol. i am that meat eating person who feels bad when i think about the cows and piggies that die to feed me. if i had to kill my own meat in order to eat it, i'd happily become a vegetarian. lol

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-28-2004 20:42:

bingo found the lobster tail in an urban legend

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm

Posted by Slylee on Jun-28-2004 20:48:

yup that's it i figured it was fake when i read it a long time ago. still gross though. makes you wonder what kind of sick ppl are out there in the world...SOMEone had to sit around and actually think of that story

Posted by TweeK on Jun-28-2004 20:49:

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just out the wrong hole.

LOL

Posted by noikeee on Jun-28-2004 21:05:

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Originally posted by Slylee
yup that's it i figured it was fake when i read it a long time ago. still gross though. makes you wonder what kind of sick ppl are out there in the world...SOMEone had to sit around and actually think of that story

i bet hentai was behind the inspiration

Posted by Dr. Cfire on Jun-29-2004 01:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
lobsters are boiled alive anyway, you cna hear them scream

ah well, the lobsters kids have a new mum now

The lobster does not scream. Its steam escaping from the shell.

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