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Homer-"Awww, 20 dollars?!? I wanted a peanut"
Homer talking to Grampa-"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless"
Brown Gino, are you by any chance Salman Kabir?
anyways my favorite quote:
(Homer is feeding Bart's elephant free peanuts at Moe's Tavern)
Moe: Homer, I think you are taking unfair advantage of my generous offer.
Homer: SHUT UP!!
Grandpa: You never know what you're capable of son. I thought I never could shoot down a German plane... but last week I proved myself wrong
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
-Homer
thoughts in homers head
Lenny: DENTAL PLAN!
Marge:LISA needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
Homer:if I dont have dental plan....I cant pay for lisas braces!
-Homer at a baseball game:"I've never realized how boring this game is"
-Mr.Burns talking to Don Matingly:
Burns:Mattingly cut those sideburns off you damn hippy
Mattingly:what sideburns?
"stoopid flanders"
When a friend of mine calls I answer at times with DENTAL PLAN! and my friend says lisa needs braces.
I watch the Simpsons alot but I cant remember all their quotes like you guys.
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| Originally posted by Azz3D "Stupid sexy Flanders!" -Homer |
Thought in Marge's head:
Lisa:"Mom, we need more OJ"
Bart:"Flinstones chewable morphine"
Homer:"I'll miss sheriff Lobo"
"OJ"
"Morphine"
"Lobo"
"OJ"
"Morphine"
"Lobo"...
(Corey Hotline): Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory...montessori...
When Mr. Burns answer the phone:
Hoy hoy
Homer (on phone, in a singsong voice): "Helllooo, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Guy: "All right Mr. Burns, let's see here. What's your first name?"
Homer (hesitates): "I... don't... know!"
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Homer, with Milhouse and Bart hidden under his jacket, while he is on stilts, to a doorman: "Helloo, my name is... Shaquille O'Neal."
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Homer: "Wow, that man is my EXACT duplicate! My God, that dog has a puffy tail!! Hee hee hee here puff! Here puff!" (chases after poodle)
(all paraphrased
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ralph: Lisa whats the answer to number 7?
Lise:that would defeat the purupose of testing as a means of student evelauation
Ralph: (pauses) my cats name is mittens
Principle Skinner to his mother
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| Mother, that sailor suit doesn't fit me anymore.... |
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| Originally posted by kaz1_2ghz Brown Gino, are you by any chance Salman Kabir? |
at the bait shop after Homer attempted to catch the infamous 'General Sherman'
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Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day. Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him? Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell..... |
the episode when Marge bands suger
Smugler: OK now we give u the cuger and u give us the money.
Homer sailing away with all the suger: THAT WASNT PART OF THE DEAL.
Smugler looks at the contract: Hey hes right! WHO WROTE THIS THING??
Homer: baby made a boom-boom
This is actually a scene- but still funny:
Lisa passes a note to Milhouse to give to Nelson
Milhouse gives the note to Nelson
The note says, "guess who likes you?"
Milhouse waves.
Scene cuts to Milhouse on a stretcher.
Milhouse: This is were I come to cry.
Bee suit man: Aye Caramba!
Simpson shows are the greatest ever.
There isn't a quote I do not love.Even reading the quotes you all put up makes me laugh. 
http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/
i think joke was used twice. once in the apu's marriage episode and the one where homer joins the navy.
::clears throat::
"i'm a man of few words. Thank you."
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| Originally posted by T3nchI Simpson shows are the greatest ever. There isn't a quote I do not love.Even reading the quotes you all put up makes me laugh. http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/ |
Now its just and endless parade of special guest voices and pop culture drivel. 
The rightful owner of the stolen paintings (Baron Von Wurtzburg) says, "Mach schnell vit de art theengs, I have to get back to DanceCentrum in Stutgart to see Kraftwerk".
TranceAddict-related and I laughed my head off after reading this.
I sooo did not expect it.
Hey fun boys, get a room!
Jay: Your shoes' untied.
Rainier Wolfcastle: From here they appear to be tied...but i will go in for a closer look.
night falls...
Rainier Wolfcastle: On closer inspection, these are loafers.
rofl that cracked me up...here's a few more i can remember...
Duffman: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!
Duffman: Duffman...can't breathe! oh no! (thrusts upward)
(Burns on the Computer to Smithers & Lisa) - Hello...Smithers...You're Quite Good....At....Turning...Me On
Homer: Alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
Marge: "Homer, your boss just called. He says that if you don't come in on monday, don't bother coming in on tuesday!"
Homer: "WOOHOO! Four day weekend!"
Tramampoline!!!!!!!!!
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| Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!" |
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| Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot". |
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| Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?" |
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