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Posted by UWM on Aug-04-2004 20:47:

Boner.

Boner.

More boners.

Posted by Streakfury on Aug-04-2004 20:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
hahahah what the?? yea, that's me i'm a model and i pose in public restroom sinks....

Hey, don't spoil the vision, woman!!

As for the "problem" at hand, that's an awkward one. The trick is, I find, to wear tight-fitting underwear. Ben Sherman boxors seem to do the trick, coz they hold your member down tight, and if he feels like popping up to say hello, he's restrained. Only when you get home do you wear the loose-fitting type, and let him run wild and free in the privacy of your own home. Ahh, sweet, sweet freedom.

Tight Fit

Wild And Free

Posted by xGirlx on Aug-04-2004 20:50:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Boner.

Boner.

More boners.

Wanna play this game, eh?
Don't make me talk my dirty talk to make all you men (*ahem*), I mean boys, get boners at work and half of you not know whether to tuck or wank it.

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-04-2004 20:51:

quote:
Originally posted by xGirlx
Wanna play this game, eh?
Don't make me talk my dirty talk to make all you men (*ahem*), I mean boys, get boners at work and half of you not know whether to tuck or wank it.

tell me about filling cracks again

Posted by UWM on Aug-04-2004 20:51:

Hey since we've already got a thread about tucking our boners I think we're all covered.

Plus my office is mostly empty, I can get away with anythign I want, I could even have sex in here and nobody would notice.

Posted by Orbax on Aug-04-2004 20:55:

BFNRs man... elastic underwear band is really the only way.

Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-04-2004 20:55:

quote:
Originally posted by xGirlx
All this talk about boners is making me horny.

STOP PLEASE!

if it would stop there would be no thread.

quote:
Originally posted by Streakfury
Hey, don't spoil the vision, woman!!

As for the "problem" at hand, that's an awkward one. The trick is, I find, to wear tight-fitting underwear. Ben Sherman boxors seem to do the trick, coz they hold your member down tight, and if he feels like popping up to say hello, he's restrained. Only when you get home do you wear the loose-fitting type, and let him run wild and free in the privacy of your own home. Ahh, sweet, sweet freedom.

Tight Fit

Wild And Free

good stuff. I might check out those tigher fitting thingies. although i love me boxers.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Aug-04-2004 21:44:

or just fap at home and u wont get a boner.

i rarely get a boner when im out unless im super horny

Posted by Dmatrox on Aug-04-2004 21:46:

Sit down, lean forward

next...

Posted by Trancer85 on Aug-04-2004 22:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
The "hand in the pocket" thing seems to work too. Please dont ask me how I know about this.

how do you know about this?

Posted by Streakfury on Aug-04-2004 22:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Trancer85
how do you know about this?

I think we all know the answer to that one. Nadia from UK Big Brother 5 anyone??

Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-05-2004 00:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Streakfury
I think we all know the answer to that one. Nadia from UK Big Brother 5 anyone??

whoa, i would have never known....

insane.

Posted by A.J. on Aug-05-2004 00:47:

The TA Chillout room - where all life's important questions are answered.

Posted by nrjizer on Aug-05-2004 01:19:

What works for me is to start looking for something. If I get one on the road I just flip through my CD book to look for something to listen to and that usually does it.

I don't know what your job is but try perhaps caffene, or moving around more to keep your circulation going.

Posted by mezzir on Aug-05-2004 01:24:

god i hate when that happens at work
i'm a lifeguard, so i'm either sitting or standing still, and wearing a swimsuit (not to mention the fact its a lil bit small on me, damn staff suits)
rarely happens, but always makes me worry cause half the time i don't have a shirt on, and without a shirt, the tuck in the waistband method doesn't work too well

Posted by Rodrico on Aug-05-2004 02:20:

I used to get that problem all the time in high school...ever be called up, or have the bell ring for next class, and you just keep sitting your ass down...thats what I call, No Dick Control!

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Aug-05-2004 02:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Rodrico
I used to get that problem all the time in high school...ever be called up, or have the bell ring for next class, and you just keep sitting your ass down...thats what I call, No Dick Control!

Ok, I like being a girl. Hahaha. It sucks for you guys.

Posted by Fundamental on Aug-05-2004 02:28:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
not to mention the fact its a lil bit small

Ain't the end of the world mate.

Posted by spec on Aug-05-2004 02:30:

Re: Raging Boner

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
So like practically every night I work at one point I get this raging boner for like 10 minutes.

and Im all like, dude go away, and he's all like, hell no, and Im all like WTF do you want, and he's all like, I don't care. So I am left there, with this raging boner.

Its all good to have one when your at home n stuff, but like when your working with people, that thing is 'hard' to hide.

So WTF do you guys do when you get one?

.....and road boners count too. I used to get those when I worked early mornings on the ride to a job site.

When you start having sex you will learn how to control these erection things.

Posted by 3xx3r7 on Aug-05-2004 03:16:

When I'll check tomorrow, this thread gonna grow to 30 pages.

Posted by TweeK on Aug-05-2004 03:31:

I get boners at school sometimes.When im in class and i get a boner i just ask the teacher if i can got to the restroom and wack the monkey.Sometime when i go to sleep in class, i wake up with a huge boner.....i just think about old people having sex and it goes away like magic.

Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-05-2004 03:51:

quote:
Originally posted by TweeK
I get boners at school sometimes.When im in class and i get a boner i just ask the teacher if i can got to the restroom and wack the monkey.Sometime when i go to sleep in class, i wake up with a huge boner.....i just think about old people having sex and it goes away like magic.

see that stuff makes mine stay longer....them old people have experience on their side.

Posted by ricky on Aug-05-2004 04:09:

eh.. i hate those raging boners. i rememeber i had one forever during work. i couldn't get rid of it- and after i did, it would pop back up again. i only hope customers didnt get scared when i helped them... but man, i just stick my hand in my pocket and pray that works. then i start to think of old people doing it. and then i puke. and then i realize my boner is gone.

Posted by Rodrico on Aug-05-2004 04:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Ok, I like being a girl. Hahaha. It sucks for you guys.

I remember once in grade 7, this girl was all depressed and was putting her head down, not paying any attention to anyone, when my friend walked up and poked her with his boner (with his pants on), trying to wake her up, bugging her, and she never noticed it wasnt his finger...all I remember her saying was..."leave me alone, im tired, dont bug me" *poke poke poke* "come on, dont be sad...I still love you".

Every guy was watching trying to hold in their laugh as hard as possible.

Posted by Turbonium on Aug-05-2004 04:59:

Re: Raging Boner

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
So like practically every night I work at one point I get this raging boner for like 10 minutes.

Boner187

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