Proof that Im a retard (pictures inside!)

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Posted by smokeape on Aug-12-2004 00:32:

Re: Proof that Im a retard (pictures inside!)

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
So without further ado, heres before and after picture-proof that I am, indeed, a retard.

No, it would've worked if you hit a stud so you had the backing. Instead you hit the 1/2" drywall. At least you didn't try to punch through a wall and hit a stud instead of the 1/2" drywall like most unlucky drunkards.

Lol!

[[[smoke]]]

Mysterio - Fading Like a Flower

Posted by igottaknow on Aug-12-2004 00:45:

You should mail your story to the director of American Pie maybe they can use it in their next movie, changing foot part to pen0r and having him call the paramedics to get it out.

Normally I would say a hole would ruin your apartment but that place is so hideous I actually think it's an improvement. ForFucksSake get a gf or at least make friends with a gay guy to decorate that place. It�s so white and barren it looks like your staying in a psycho ward. Color and posters are your friend. Btw, funny story rock on.

ps

it does look like underpants and blind landlord would be able to spot that a mile away. like someone said spackle&drywall or payup.

Posted by tribu on Aug-12-2004 00:48:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
Normally I would say a hole would ruin your apartment but that place is so hideous I actually think it's an improvement. ForFucksSake get a gf or at least make friends with a gay guy to decorate that place. It�s so white and barren it looks like your staying in a psycho ward. Color and posters are your friend. Btw, funny story rock on.

Someone else said that too. The reason its so barren is because my lease expires in 20 days and were already moving most of the good shit out to the new place because we had access to a moving van. However, im pretty bland anyways, and frown on most ostentatious people. Decorating is good, but its easy to go overboard....

Posted by igottaknow on Aug-12-2004 00:53:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
Someone else said that too. The reason its so barren is because my lease expires in 20 days and were already moving most of the good shit out to the new place because we had access to a moving van. However, im pretty bland anyways, and frown on most ostentatious people. Decorating is good, but its easy to go overboard....

you had me worried hehe

Posted by Numb3rJuan on Aug-12-2004 01:06:

hilarious shit haha

Posted by LinX on Aug-12-2004 01:25:

i do shit like that all the time lol nice job bro

Posted by WhooCares on Aug-12-2004 01:27:

hahahaha ...the story kicked ass...u aER uan cool StoopEt NinjAr :P
i keed

Posted by ricky on Aug-12-2004 03:29:

haha- oh man, that's awesome. hopefully, achieving the roundhouse kick was worth the damage.

Posted by TigerClaw on Aug-12-2004 05:06:

Im sure you received quite a beating when your parents came home and saw that.

Posted by citric_acid on Aug-12-2004 05:07:

haha thats like me, i was doing a hand stand agenst the wall at a hotel and my friend pushed me and my feet slammed into the wall and then we tried 2 fix it but couldnt so we moved a picture infront of it.

another time i got pissed at my bro and went 2 kick him but he moved and i kicked a huge whole in the just finished basement, parents didnt like that one bit

Posted by -=M=- on Aug-12-2004 05:42:

lmao fucking great work bro!!!

Posted by wwu.punisher on Aug-12-2004 07:28:

This is the kind of story that, no matter how many times you decide to tell it in the future, never gets old. I laughed harder at this than pretty much anything else I've read on TA so far this summer...

...mostly because I've done roughly the same thing.

About two years ago, I was in a hurry to get dressed, because I was running late for work. It was pouring outside and really cold, so I decided to put on a sweatshirt. My arm got stuck in the sleeve, and I just kind of pushed. The armpit on the shirt ripped, my fist shot straight up into the air above me, and I pwned the light fixture in our living room. Broke the enclosure, frame, bulb, and mounting brackets. Somehow, I managed not to cut myself, but it ended up costing about $80 to fix.

Posted by getfoul on Aug-12-2004 10:04:

Re: Re: Proof that Im a retard (pictures inside!)

quote:
Originally posted by montana
is it just me or does the cracks from like a underwear-shape
Get a psychic over there to interperate it as a sign.

Posted by MunkyAngel on Aug-12-2004 12:55:

quote:
Originally posted by TigerClaw
Im sure you received quite a beating when your parents came home and saw that.

well since he doesn't live with mom and dad he didn't get any beatings. His roomies were pissed but oh well. Shit Happens.

Posted by echosystm on Aug-12-2004 13:02:

Posted by djeternal on Aug-12-2004 13:14:

lol....good job tree booooo

Posted by EarnYourKeep on Aug-12-2004 13:18:

what hole? i don't see anything...good job fixing it up!

Posted by Slylee on Aug-12-2004 13:56:

more like proof that you don't have a mother or girlfriend living with you...

Posted by tribu on Aug-12-2004 16:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
more like proof that you don't have a mother or girlfriend living with you...

Are you asking to move in with me?

Posted by JM on Aug-12-2004 16:53:

i wanna see pix of you wearing a bicycle helmet on a short bus. then i'll believe you.

>JM<

Posted by MunkyAngel on Aug-12-2004 16:58:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
Are you asking to move in with me?

haha Buddy what a way to ask a girl to move in with you!

Posted by Slylee on Aug-12-2004 17:09:

yes can i please live with you and clean up after you? pretty please? i'll even throw in some sex, i promise.

Posted by Clovis on Aug-12-2004 17:23:

You better be good at makin plaster...

Posted by Psy-T on Aug-12-2004 17:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
yes can i please live with you and clean up after you? pretty please? i'll even throw in some sex, i promise.

ill take it if he wont

Posted by MunkyAngel on Aug-12-2004 17:35:

^^ your avatar rocks ^^

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