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Posted by ShadoWolf on Aug-19-2004 16:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
YES!

i did it!!

my erection is gone LMAO

what did you "do" to get rid of the erection?

Posted by Mr. Pink on Aug-19-2004 16:27:

quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
what did you "do" to get rid of the erection?

I came on TA

apparently you guys are all cock killers

Posted by ShadoWolf on Aug-19-2004 16:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
I came on TA

no tissue?

Posted by Mr. Pink on Aug-19-2004 16:38:

quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
no tissue?

lmao!!!!

juke is everywhere

Posted by ShadoWolf on Aug-19-2004 16:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
lmao!!!!

juke is everywhere

just don't get it on the Wedge I'm going to order

Posted by Mr. Pink on Aug-19-2004 16:45:

quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
just don't get it on the Wedge I'm going to order

Well if you're going to get the wedge you might as well order the wedge/ramp combo lol

the Wedge is a prop used for oral as a prop under the pelvis for anal or doggy style.

the Ramp is used for rear entry. You can achieve a higher angle for deeper penetration. It virtually eliminates lower back issues!!

-With hips tilted up, you are more likely to hit the G-Spot.
-Makes you feel bigger and her tighter.
-Easier on neck and during oral sex.
-Better eye contact
-Easier on knees

"Sex lasts longer when you're comfortable and supported!"

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-19-2004 16:48:

you know what pisses me off about my work...ok...

1. they are starting to block out my email with a firewall. i used to have no problems getting on to it, but now sometimes i can get on and sometimes its blocked

2. they raise all the prices on the vending machine because i was only buying the 55c starbursts..then they upped it to 60c so i started buying the reeses peanut butter cups at 55c, then they just upped everything to 65c

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-19-2004 16:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Well if you're going to get the wedge you might as well order the wedge/ramp combo lol

the Wedge is a prop used for oral as a prop under the pelvis for anal or doggy style.

the Ramp is used for rear entry. You can achieve a higher angle for deeper penetration. It virtually eliminates lower back issues!!

-With hips tilted up, you are more likely to hit the G-Spot.
-Makes you feel bigger and her tighter.
-Easier on neck and during oral sex.
-Better eye contact
-Easier on knees

"Sex lasts longer when you're comfortable and supported!"

you just sold me!!

Posted by Mr. Pink on Aug-19-2004 16:51:

I claim sales rights on all TA members

screw LeeAnn lol

i want my 3% comission!

Posted by Slylee on Aug-19-2004 19:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
yeah i wouldn't suggest it to everybody hehehe...but i'm in charge around here...my boss sees me fucking off all the damn time, but i know he's not gonna fire me...he needs me waaaaaay too much ehehhe

same with mine. I swear I work at the friggin circus. it's just a small �mom and pop� type of law firm. only 2 lawyers, both are awesome...2 secretaries, me, and then josh, the �file clerk�...he�s in the storage office taking a nap now even though he has about a month's worth of filing to do. lol the other secretary will come back by his area (near mine) and be like, "where's josh? is he taking a nap"? ...so casually, like it's normal.

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-19-2004 19:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
same with mine. I swear I work at the friggin circus. it's just a small �mom and pop� type of law firm. only 2 lawyers, both are awesome...2 secretaries, me, and then josh, the �file clerk�...he�s in the storage office taking a nap now even though he has about a month's worth of filing to do. lol the other secretary will come back by his area (near mine) and be like, "where's josh? is he taking a nap"? ...so casually, like it's normal.

aahhhhh ain't it the good life? i mean i'm really fucking bored, but at least i'm not exhausted and over worked right?

i entertain myself. so far today just about the most productive thing i've done is answer a couple of stupid phone calls and do some push ups hehehe

Posted by ShadoWolf on Aug-19-2004 19:27:

I have my own office and I, using l33t feng shui principles, positioned the back of my monitor towards my door. Noone can see what I'm doing on the computer unless they stand behind my back.

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-19-2004 19:29:

quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
I have my own office and I, using l33t feng shui principles, positioned the back of my monitor towards my door. Noone can see what I'm doing on the computer unless they stand behind my back.

hehe...i've yet to have my boss walk in on me while i'm doing something fire worthy hahahaha...but he walks in all the time unannounced and i've got music going...TA open...dressed in sweatpants (i dress down sometimes on purpose because i know it bothers him)...etc etc. he gives a little frustrated sigh, but that's it...he deals with heeheh HAHAAHHA

Posted by mezzir on Aug-19-2004 19:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Nite-Mer
TPS reports

I hope that's an Office Space joke and you don't really have TPS reports. If you do, that is some funny ass shit! I have definitely seen PC Load Letter before.

back in high school i was working on yearbook stuff one day and went over the printer and it just said "PC LOAD LETTER"
being the office space junkie, and having also seen it two nights before, without thinking i just yelled "PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean?" and slapped the paper tray, then nervously looked around and grumbled a bit and went back to work
i think like 2 people in the room got it, they were laughing
everyone else was kinda sketched out

Posted by igottaknow on Aug-19-2004 19:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
the other secretary will come back by his area (near mine) and be like, "where's josh? is he taking a nap"? ...so casually, like it's normal.

i recently read an article in the newspaper extolling the benefits of the noon nap but i dont think corporate america is ready for it.

Posted by ShadoWolf on Aug-19-2004 19:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
hehe...i've yet to have my boss walk in on me while i'm doing something fire worthy hahahaha...but he walks in all the time unannounced and i've got music going...TA open...dressed in sweatpants (i dress down sometimes on purpose because i know it bothers him)...etc etc. he gives a little frustrated sigh, but that's it...he deals with heeheh HAHAAHHA

I'm the opposite... I'm always the best dressed person in the office, and I always try to exceed expectations in every way. No music either, and that may be the worst part of the job (I probably could put music on, but then ppl would be like - "Why do you like that techno shit, are you a druggie or something?" ). They will definately miss me when I leave at the end of the week.

Posted by NiteMer on Aug-19-2004 20:34:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
back in high school i was working on yearbook stuff one day and went over the printer and it just said "PC LOAD LETTER"
being the office space junkie, and having also seen it two nights before, without thinking i just yelled "PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean?" and slapped the paper tray, then nervously looked around and grumbled a bit and went back to work
i think like 2 people in the room got it, they were laughing
everyone else was kinda sketched out

That's awesome. I can only hope I will have an opportunity like that one, but, alas, it will probably not happen. I get to joke about being like the guy who gets in the car wreck, don't know why I can't remember his name. I take the orders from the sales area to the production area. "I have people skills, what the hell's wrong with you people?"

Posted by GEM on Aug-19-2004 20:36:

25 minutes to go and done with everything. Until Monday. Man...tomorrow is gonna DRAAAAAAAG!!!!

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