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Posted by Delay Llama on Aug-30-2004 16:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Sand Leaper
What do you think my post was

Sometimes in Soviet Russia the jokes don't get you


Posted by DJ Teknique on Aug-30-2004 16:15:

in soviet russia traffic hates you


Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-30-2004 16:16:

In soviet russia russian speaks you.


Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-30-2004 16:17:

in soviet russia...
women wear pants


Posted by torontotrance on Aug-30-2004 16:20:

In 1915, the government was going to heck because of the wife of the tsar's love for one mystic who nearly sunk russia, aka Rasputin. Well in 1915, press were outside and he got mad and he stepped out on the balcony, pointed to his dick and says this is what rules russia. Sadly he was right, he was screwing everyone in the tsar's family just about and getting away with it, he was killed by true commies about a year later, found in a river with his balls chopped off.


Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-30-2004 16:21:

in soviet russia TTA doesnt take amusing threads seriously


Posted by DJ Teknique on Aug-30-2004 16:28:

in soviet russia apartments rent you


Posted by Pariah Cleric on Aug-30-2004 16:30:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
In 1915, the government was going to heck because of the wife of the tsar's love for one mystic who nearly sunk russia, aka Rasputin. Well in 1915, press were outside and he got mad and he stepped out on the balcony, pointed to his dick and says this is what rules russia. Sadly he was right, he was screwing everyone in the tsar's family just about and getting away with it, he was killed by true commies about a year later, found in a river with his balls chopped off.


Actually, he wasn't castrated.

He was:
-Shot 3 or 4 times.
-Poisoned with enough arsenic to kill an elephant.
-Beaten with a shovel.
-Tied up and thrown into a river.

When his body was found, he had broken free of his bonds and his cause of death was drowning. Not any of the other things that had happened to him.

Rasputin ruled.


Posted by Delay Llama on Aug-30-2004 16:43:

In Soviet Russia, you're belong to all base.


Posted by Miss Bliss on Aug-30-2004 16:44:

A bit different

In Russia, we don't have underpants: we wear the cat.


Posted by DJ Teknique on Aug-30-2004 16:54:

in soviet russia shoes wear you


Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-30-2004 16:57:

In soviet russia kids like michael jackson.


Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-30-2004 17:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
In soviet russia kids like michael jackson.



same thing in america...

but its more like in soviet russia kids sexually assault michael jackson


Posted by ShadoWolf on Aug-30-2004 17:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
same thing in america...

but its more like in soviet russia kids sexually assault michael jackson


lol


Posted by torontotrance on Aug-30-2004 19:02:

in soviet russia, tta is a commie


Posted by kukri on Aug-30-2004 19:03:

in soviet russia language speaks you


Posted by kukri on Aug-30-2004 19:04:

in soviet russia food cooks you


Posted by NeoPhono on Aug-30-2004 19:14:

In Soviet Russia...

...teh intarweb searches you.


Posted by beats and beeps on Aug-30-2004 20:13:

In Soviet Russia...

...Thread Bumps You!


Posted by AwakenedAddict on Aug-30-2004 20:34:

In soviet russia...
the women are castrated


Posted by kukri on Aug-31-2004 02:04:

in soviet russia woman fucks you


Posted by Pariah Cleric on Aug-31-2004 02:08:

Some people obviously don't understand the point of the thread.

Like the "women are castrated" guy. It's not just opposites, you just switch the words around on something that would normally make sense.

such as: In soviet russia, porn watches you.
In soviet russia, tits watch you bounce.

etc.


Posted by Delay Llama on Aug-31-2004 02:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
Some people obviously don't understand the point of the thread.

In Soviet Russia, points understand people.


Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-31-2004 02:37:

in soviet russia u carry the lamas bags


Posted by Pariah Cleric on Aug-31-2004 02:37:

In points understand people, Russia is Soviet.


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