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I read that to avoid being bitten by a large dog you need to lay on the ground in a 'turtle' position - head to the ground with your legs under your body and your arms connected protecting the ears. That makes it difficult to find a stick out place for a dog to bite.

dont u kick em in the nose or something?

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Originally posted by vmc I read that to avoid being bitten by a large dog you need to lay on the ground in a 'turtle' position - head to the ground with your legs under your body and your arms connected protecting the ears. That makes it difficult to find a stick out place for a dog to bite.

But making it easier to find a stick IN place for a dog to...

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Originally posted by Jiffy Someone actually told me once, that if you are ever caught in a situation where you're being attacked by a large dog... if you have no way of defending yourself, to cram your hand down it's throat and grab its larynx (sp) and pull out. Yeah, you'll be bitten, but it'll kill the dog. I don't wanna ever have to do that, though. yucky.

You played too much Mortal Kombat as a kid.

FINISH HIM!

while jogging yesterday, a dog almost jumped over the fence....it's head and front paws were over the fence and i know that motherfkr could have leaped over teh fence if it wanted to. just fking around i growled at it and showed my teeth and it went nuts.

if a dog does run at you, do not run, don't back down.....stand your ground and try to look big(unless you can climb something. if it does attack you, if it was a dog i could lift, i'd grab it around the neck, flip it over and jump up and down till the neck would snap. if i couldn't do that, i'd try to punch that mf in the nose and eyes as hard as i could...if it was too difficult to land punches, i'd try to kick it in the throat and the head.

dogs are very agile, so it seems like it would be hard to get into a position to kick it's legs in...

in any case, i'd keep my junk as far away from it's teeth as possible!

Ok. I had the unfortunate experience of having a hardcase nutter for a brother in law for a short time. One of his 'acquaintances' knocked on his door (they had a slight disagreement I believe) with two pit bulls, and threatened him with them. He said words to the effect of 'bring it on', whereby the guy released one pit bull. With no messing, my inlaw had the pitbull on its back and had hold of its two front arms. Basically he threatened to kill the dog by ripping its front arms apart and repeating it with the other dog. The dog was quickly called to heal. Disagreement over.

I dont know if this would kill a dog, but he seemed to know what he was doing, and he is certainly no stranger to trouble.

If I were attacked by a dog, I would definitely consider the dog to be in the wrong, thereby forfeiting its rights to survival, and would not be shy about trying the same thing.

Fuck all dogs that shit on the pavement and parks (and their owners).

man im laffin histarically at all ur responses. anutha good way is to "punt-kick" the dog... rite under the chin/mouth/snout. hell, maybe itll do a backwards flip

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Originally posted by pornodoll Ok. I had the unfortunate experience of having a hardcase nutter for a brother in law for a short time. One of his 'acquaintances' knocked on his door (they had a slight disagreement I believe) with two pit bulls, and threatened him with them. He said words to the effect of 'bring it on', whereby the guy released one pit bull. With no messing, my inlaw had the pitbull on its back and had hold of its two front arms. Basically he threatened to kill the dog by ripping its front arms apart and repeating it with the other dog. The dog was quickly called to heal. Disagreement over. I dont know if this would kill a dog, but he seemed to know what he was doing, and he is certainly no stranger to trouble. If I were attacked by a dog, I would definitely consider the dog to be in the wrong, thereby forfeiting its rights to survival, and would not be shy about trying the same thing. Fuck all dogs that shit on the pavement and parks (and their owners).

this will kill a dog, but it's kinda hard to pull off especially on a charging pit bull. if it bites your forearm, lift it up and start power bombing the dog.

if a dog comes after your ass, dont run or turn your back on it. face it and look straight into it and it could stop them from advancing on you. then slowy back away to safety like homer backing away from apu and his wife making love facing the dog of course.

You've gained, dog skin!
(hold it above your head)

Re: Say that a dog attacks you.

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Do you think you'd be able to win the fight (and survive, this dog is hell-bent on making tasty ribbons of you) with your bare hands, if the owner doesn't try to help? Or, say that you have a pen in your pocket - would that make any difference? Edit: The dog can be of any size.

Depending on how intelligent the dog looks I would put my hand in my pocket and pretend that the pen is a gun and try to scare him off..

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Originally posted by saiyAn ...Eventually the cops showed up and it took 3 shots to get one of the dogs down.

It only takes one if you can actually use a gun properly. Cowboys.

Hmm, what if it was one of those Great Danes?? Those dogs should be technically classified as bears. No size ten could take down one of them too easily. As for the rest of the little runts, a kick with enough force to break it's neck should do the trick... not that I've had any personal experience or anything...

besides trying to make myself look bigger and try to intimidate it, i would punch it in the nose, because they have very sensitive noses...

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Originally posted by PVD & T[]C besides trying to make myself look bigger and try to intimidate it, i would punch it in the nose, because they have very sensitive noses...

I thought that was sharks. A dogs nose is wet and cute.

I just think of what Jet Li would do in this situation, and try to do that. It would probably come out looking like a flailing-arm/leg crazy drunk Brit.

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Originally posted by mndeg You've gained, dog skin! (hold it above your head)

it could be because im stoned but what u said and with ur sig it just me laugh soo fuckin hard...ur sig goes perfect with what u said

depends on if the dog is attacking me or running to attack me

no dog can handle a fully fledged kick to the face

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Originally posted by -=M=- depends on if the dog is attacking me or running to attack me no dog can handle a fully fledged kick to the face

you ever seen a full size english mastiff or a great dane? thats like 200+lbs of dog flying at you, unless you know martials arts or can squat like 500 lbs i don't think your kick is going to do jack against a big dog.

I probably could not take down a big ass dog like a mastiff or my friend's german shepherd (rest in peace) who was fucking gigantic, like a fucking monster, I have never seen a bigger german shepherd in pictures or anything, it was gigantic, he wouldnt even have to bite you, him taking you down with his front paws will probably have taken you out. A pitbull, or bull terrier, well once his jaws are in you and its locked then there is no getting them out, I mean you can shoot him in the head, stab him, cut him, set him on fire, the only way would be to have the doctors do something or shatter the dogs jaw but just a simple dog, well I was back in my home city, got attacked by a Russian dog, that bitch was vicious, I kicked it between the eyes, disoriented him for a while but there was a second one so I climbed the monkey bars. But if I was in a fight with a medium sized dog I would just whale on its fucking face, just give it some hard fast punches to the head, probably disorient it enough to give you an advantage. There was also a dog back in my home city they kept it in a huge cage type of thing with covers on the cage so the people wouldn't see it. It was a wolf killer, I guess the translation would be, they use them in the mountains and stuff too kill the wolf packs that come to get the sheep and the farm animals. Anywho those dogs get fucking HUGE, gigantic, this one was bigger than any of the ones I've seen, it must have been bigger than a bear, it was absolutely gigantic, I have no clue how they cared for it. It was kept by the people that kept this entertainment/arcade type of thing place. If anyone broke in I would imagine the dog would probably literally wrip them in half

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Originally posted by blazed it you ever seen a full size english mastiff or a great dane? thats like 200+lbs of dog flying at you, unless you know martials arts or can squat like 500 lbs i don't think your kick is going to do jack against a big dog.

not even a 100kg man can withstand a full kick to the face

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Originally posted by DJ Rat 187 Anywho those dogs get fucking HUGE, gigantic, this one was bigger than any of the ones I've seen, it must have been bigger than a bear, it was absolutely gigantic, I have no clue how they cared for it. It was kept by the people that kept this entertainment/arcade type of thing place. If anyone broke in I would imagine the dog would probably literally wrip them in half

I doubt it was as big as a bear. Absolutely not bigger. Have you ever seen one? Also, people who break in usually have crowbars or knives, and I'd imagine a big dog would be easier to hit than, say, a pitbull.

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos I doubt it was as big as a bear. Absolutely not bigger. Have you ever seen one? Also, people who break in usually have crowbars or knives, and I'd imagine a big dog would be easier to hit than, say, a pitbull.

True, but have you ever tried to stop a dog just by hitting it?

A lot of dogs just keep on going once they have set their mind to something, and there isn't much you can do to stop them.

Also, dogs don't even know what a weapon is. Do you think you can scare of a dog by swinging a knife or a crowbar at it?

The best way to stop a dog? Bring it out of balance so that it lands on its back, and sit on it, holding its neck with two hands, while keeping pressure on its rear legs with your knees.

In that way, a dog can not get up.

I have tried that on my own dog (a german sheppard) once, and believe it or not, it works.

Note: The dog was not trying to attack me, it just came running towards me.

I can imagine it would be harder to stop a Great Dane or something like that, but it's worth a try.

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Originally posted by djxtension True, but have you ever tried to stop a dog just by hitting it? A lot of dogs just keep on going once they have set their mind to something, and there isn't much you can do to stop them.

They won't keep going is they have a knife in their neck. Or a crowbar in the eye.

I am sure they defend well against unarmed people, but they can't really do it otherwise.

Run faster than the slowest person nearby.

I have been attacked by a dog before. I got bitten on my thigh and my shoulderblade. The dog jumped on top of me and knocked me down. When I got back up I threw my bicycle at him. Yes the dog knocked me off my bike. That seemed to keep him busy for a bit while I ran home. I was 12 years old when this happened.

Heres a good idea.

I'd quickly squat down and shit on the pavement. The dog, with his lovely family in tow would not notice it and step on it, getting his foot covered in shit. He would then spend half an hour swearing at hyumans and trying to wipe it on the nearest grass, by which time you could have made your quick getaway.

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