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Posted by tribu on Sep-16-2004 06:40:

quote:
Originally posted by SirSycott
great one floorfiller, i think you and the clorophorm do are tied

Theres a prize?

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-16-2004 06:40:

A guy to a girl standing up in a bar.

"A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit"

*Guy wipes his face*

Girl to a guy

"DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?"

Girls don't need to try as hard LOL!

Posted by bobba lou on Sep-16-2004 06:41:

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Posted by SirSycott on Sep-16-2004 06:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
A guy to a girl standing up in a bar.

"A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit"

*Guy wipes his face*

Girl to a guy

"DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?"

Girls don't need to try as hard LOL!

haha so true, girls don't even need pickup lines!!

i made this one up all by my self!

Baby, if sex was dangerous, i could see you killin me in bed

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Sep-16-2004 06:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
A guy to a girl standing up in a bar.

"A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit"

*Guy wipes his face*

Girl to a guy

"DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?"

Girls don't need to try as hard LOL!

hahahaha you can sit on my face!!!!! muhahahaha I like it!

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-16-2004 06:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
hahahaha you can sit on my face!!!!! muhahahaha I like it!

YAY you got it You get a sticker

Posted by SirSycott on Sep-16-2004 06:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
YAY you got it You get a sticker

::giggles from the inside::

that's so origional, great joke

Posted by WhooCares on Sep-16-2004 07:14:

It'd be better if he whiped his p3nor off

Posted by Psy-T on Sep-16-2004 07:20:

i love this one (heard it from a female ta, dont remember who):

whats hot, winks and fucks like a tiger?
*wink*

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Sep-16-2004 07:21:

quote:
Originally posted by DjWhooCares
It'd be better if he whiped his p3nor off

n1

Posted by Floorfiller on Sep-16-2004 13:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
A guy to a girl standing up in a bar.

"A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit"

*Guy wipes his face*

Girl to a guy

"DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?"

Girls don't need to try as hard LOL!

the real question is...if i used that line on you...would it work?

Posted by Slylee on Sep-16-2004 14:09:

my friend wants to know if you think i'm cute

Posted by Transporter on Sep-16-2004 14:35:

I don't really give a fuk but my dick would like to buy you a drink ....(as you lean your head backwards and your hips forward)

Posted by NiteMer on Sep-16-2004 15:18:

Girl you must work at the lumber yard, cause you been givin me the wood all day!

Posted by Floorfiller on Sep-16-2004 15:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
my friend wants to know if you think i'm cute

i still like that one from that other thread...it was pretty original...i'd never heard it before...i'm stealing it MUHAHHAHAHHA!!!

Posted by USMC_Greg on Sep-16-2004 17:55:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

hahaha

Posted by Slylee on Sep-16-2004 18:12:

oh my god, i missed that one by tribu...best one yet!

Posted by Sketch on Sep-16-2004 20:44:

Ok, here is one have used but nothing compared to the chloroform line but still.

Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

and one i have used in a drunken state... and received a slap for

It wont suck itself darlin'

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Sep-16-2004 21:42:

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"

Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."

Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

Posted by Frost_Melt on Sep-17-2004 02:15:

This one only works on a woman holding a baby: "So, I see you like to fuck."

Posted by sensorium on Sep-17-2004 02:50:

^^ Pretty straight forward.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-17-2004 02:51:

yo baby yo baby yo

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-17-2004 03:38:

http://familyguy.armygrade.com/medi...18yourfirst.mp3

http://www.geocities.com/esmith1206/sounds/14.wav

http://www.geocities.com/esmith1206/sounds/4.wav

ENJOI

Posted by tribu on Sep-22-2004 04:24:

so did i win?

...

Posted by Orbital32 on Sep-22-2004 04:51:

i know it sounds bad, but it did work!!!
in a slick voice: "Sup slut!!"

the girl thought it was funny as hell and we started talking.

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