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Posted by RandomGirl on Oct-08-2004 16:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
omg i'll never look at you the same



Yea, that even grossed me out a little...

BAHAHAHA!

You guys lurve me! Even if I do poo...


Posted by AlphaStarred on Oct-08-2004 16:54:

these threads are getting dirtier and dirtier...


btw, i <3 queefs (pussy farts)


Posted by Genesis Evolved on Oct-08-2004 17:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa

Now excuse me, I need to take a raunchy poo, because this fart is feeling more solid than it should



Thank you for that. I can't stop laughing *LMAO*


Posted by Callie5 on Oct-08-2004 17:03:

Kay... We're human and YES WE DO FART




I think there's a line, but I'm pretty laid back about it. If ya gotta do it, do it.


Posted by Floorfiller on Oct-08-2004 17:05:

why is it that everytime i go in the bathroom after my mom...i am like blown away by this unbearable order ..i think women become more smelly with age


Posted by AwakenedAddict on Oct-08-2004 17:28:

One time a gf was visiting me from out of town, anyhow i go to use the washroom and there's this STANK ASS odor. So I come out of the washroom and tell her it's like vietnam in there, cause someone's droppin BOMBs... she gave me the evil eye of death for like an hour after that one!

Btw, what's with everybody lovin the queef?


Posted by NiteMer on Oct-08-2004 17:34:

This reminds me of a funny story.

There was a girl I knew in college and I think she had a crush on me. We went up skiing together with a couple of her friends. One of them had a place by Copper Mtn. We stopped in to get dressed and such. I was walking downstairs to the downstairs bathroom and she was walking up. She asked what I was doing and I told her I was going to the bathroom. She told me there was another bathroom, but I didn't catch on and headed right on down. It reeked so fucking bad in that bathroom. Easily as bad as a man poo. I think she was pretty embarrassed, but it's natural. People that think women don't fart and shit are out of their minds. I choose not to fart around women, but that's a respect thing.


Posted by Slylee on Oct-08-2004 18:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Awww! Common Slylee! You were supposed to back me up on this, and look what you do.

SPREADING THE LIES! ALL LIES!

Listen boys, we fart, we poo, we smell from time to time, we even sweat and puke!

Girls are not always sugar and spice and everything nice No matter how much you have dillusioned yourself, it's all just a bunch of lies!

Now excuse me, I need to take a raunchy poo, because this fart is feeling more solid than it should




I was jk. Look, of course we fart and take craps, etc.. I just don�t feel the need to force it on my boyfriend so he�ll accept me. If it happens, fine, I�m sure he�d think it�s cute even, but I�m just not very comfortable farting or taking craps in front of people. My bf said his ex used to go in and take a dump when he�d be in there shaving and she�d wanna talk while doing it. It grossed him out. That�s friggin weird, I�m sorry. I like to take craps in peace and as quickly as possible. I don�t act like this perfect little rose pedal who doesn�t fart or anything in front of him. He�ll come out of the bathroom w/ a big grin on his face and I�ll be like, �I shouldn�t go in there for a while, huh�? He�s like, �YUP! HAHAH� I do the same thing occasionally, so we�re cool like that...


Posted by Shudder on Oct-08-2004 18:53:

quote:
Originally posted by AwakenedAddict

Btw, what's with everybody lovin the queef?


guys cant do it??


Posted by NiteMer on Oct-08-2004 19:02:

I don't like the idea of taking a dump while being watched or vice versa. But if it's in stalls at a public restroom, I don't mind the idea of talking to someone, as long as they aren't groaning or anything like that.


Posted by Turbonium on Oct-08-2004 19:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
well i know that my boyfriend and i are closer than most couples...i don't need to fart in bed to reassure myself of that. lol

Yea, seriously, that is level-headed.

I mean, farting in bed? wtf

"Hey baby, I know that you know that I love you, so now I'm gonna fart in bed and it doesn't matter, because we love each other and we're close."

Yea, ok...


Posted by AwakenedAddict on Oct-08-2004 19:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Shudder
guys cant do it??


They can't lactate out of their breasts either.. but that doesn't mean i'm supposed to love breast-milk


Posted by Laughingfennec on Oct-08-2004 19:20:

girls do, but it smells rose...







quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
just try it anyways..tell him to lick ur ass one time in bed and whens hes abt to do it fart in his face


... no comment ...


Posted by igottaknow on Oct-08-2004 19:27:

If 'women don't fart' then 'men don't cry'


Posted by Laughingfennec on Oct-08-2004 19:30:

why do men feel shame at crying? i don't , i mean in front of 1 person n especially in front of a girl. I respect 10 times more a sensitive person... that's my opinion ...


Posted by Shudder on Oct-08-2004 19:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Laughingfennec
why do men feel shame at crying? i don't , i mean in front of 1 person n especially in front of a girl. I respect 10 times more a sensitive person... that's my opinion ...


METRO!

j/k


Posted by Lira on Oct-08-2004 19:47:

Talking If men don't cry, I'm afraid of finding out what Arturo is

It took me 8 months to cry in front of my girlfriend - thankfully, I was crying of happiness

edit: by the way, it took 8 weeks for her to cry in front of me She's just emotive. I'm glad she cries instead of keeping it inside.
quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
why is it that everytime i go in the bathroom after my mom... i am like blown away by this unbearable order

It even tells you what to do? Mightay







ps.: I had always belived "gsmile" meant "gay smile", not "gold smile"


Posted by Slylee on Oct-08-2004 19:47:

guys who aren't scared to cry in front of a girl aren't gay or wimpy. i mean, if they cry all the time, then yea, that's annoying. but once in a while, if the situation calls for it i think it's a turn on...shows he has blood running through his veins...


Posted by jonze on Oct-08-2004 19:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
but once in a while, if the situation calls for it i think it's a turn on





Posted by Floorfiller on Oct-08-2004 19:50:

Re: If men don't cry, I'm afraid of finding out what Arturo is

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
It took me 8 months to cry in front of my girlfriend - thankfully, I was crying of happiness

edit: by the way, it took 8 weeks for her to cry in front of me She's just emotive. I'm glad she cries instead of keeping it inside.

It even tells you what to do? Mightay







ps.: I had always belived "gsmile" meant "gay smile", not "gold smile"


hahahah ya got me


Posted by biznology on Oct-08-2004 19:50:

lets just say that im not allowed to drink milk anymore after i farted in bed...it smells like a shit!



but yeah shes guilty too|


Posted by Genesis Evolved on Oct-08-2004 19:52:

Some women's farts make me cry. Or tear up anyway


Posted by itsTrueSonic on Oct-08-2004 19:58:

my mom does it all the time when she ...
umm...
she does it during dinner time and in bed..
umm...
i shouldn't have said the second part..


Posted by NiteMer on Oct-08-2004 20:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
guys who aren't scared to cry in front of a girl aren't gay or wimpy. i mean, if they cry all the time, then yea, that's annoying. but once in a while, if the situation calls for it i think it's a turn on...shows he has blood running through his veins...


I agree completely. I don't think people should make themselves cry to get attention, but when it's natural, it's fine. On the same token, a girl that is always crying is annoying as hell too. Drama, drama, drama. Can't stand it.


Posted by TweeK on Oct-08-2004 20:05:

they dont


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