I doubt anyone else will see the humour in this...

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Posted by Jayx1 on Oct-12-2004 20:17:

sadly though...women say they like nice guys but rarely do in our society.

guys like diabolic usually succeed more than respectful nice guys.

Posted by bass drive on Oct-12-2004 20:24:

some ladies might dislike "nice guys" because they are boring
but then again, this term is not accurate...

Posted by bluE_Neon on Oct-12-2004 20:29:

Posted by Kytracid on Oct-12-2004 20:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
if the chick falls in love with u and figures out ur using her for a fuck one day she'll just not take the pill and get pregnant just to keep u around. seen it happen, and its not pretty.

While i agree it happens, that's gotta be the dumbest reason in the world to have a kid. Chicks like that need to get some sense smacked upside their heads. Not only does that ruin a guys life (even if he is an asshole like diablo) -- just think about 7 years down the line, and the conversation the young moms gonna have with her kid :

"Come here lil Jimmy, mommy wants to tell you something...It's something i didn't want to tell you before, but seeing as you can poo and pee on your own now, i figured you deserve to know the truth.

*long, pregnant pause as the kid looks up, expecting to get some kind of treat*

*I had you cause i wanted to trap your daddy"

"But I don't have a daddy, Mommy"

"I know baby, when that sonofabitch found out i was trying to trap his ass, he ran off to Bangkok and got opened up a brothel, saying he wanted to get as far away from my crazy ass as he possible could"

"What's a brothel mommy ?"

"Ummm...what ? Oh, it's a place full of asian women baby...your daddy's was a big pimpin Asiaphile"

"What's a assiafile Mommy ? "

*long pregnant pause as mommy looks into lil jimmy's eyes"

"Here, take some candy and go sit in front of the Tv, Mommies got to run to work"

"YAY ! Thanks mommy..."

Posted by djeso on Oct-12-2004 21:12:

Re: I doubt anyone else will see the humour in this...

Posted by Ub3rBreaker on Oct-12-2004 21:14:

Yeah.. once again, u prove to be a fukin idiot... U need to grow up man, take some responsability and smack some sense into ur head. wtf... Woman r not to be treating like a fukin toy dude...

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-12-2004 21:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Jayx1
sadly though...women say they like nice guys but rarely do in our society.

guys like diabolic usually succeed more than respectful nice guys.

diabolic isnt a nice guy and he isnt an sshole either. quite frankly i dont think he exists outside his computer screen. prolly a pimple chess club nerd.

by the way not like theres anything wrong with chess club. I LOVE CHESS

and Chest but thats enuff out of me

Posted by trancechaos on Oct-12-2004 21:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Kytracid
While i agree it happens, that's gotta be the dumbest reason in the world to have a kid. Chicks like that need to get some sense smacked upside their heads. Not only does that ruin a guys life (even if he is an asshole like diablo) -- just think about 7 years down the line, and the conversation the young moms gonna have with her kid :

"Come here lil Jimmy, mommy wants to tell you something...It's something i didn't want to tell you before, but seeing as you can poo and pee on your own now, i figured you deserve to know the truth.

*long, pregnant pause as the kid looks up, expecting to get some kind of treat*

*I had you cause i wanted to trap your daddy"

"But I don't have a daddy, Mommy"

"I know baby, when that sonofabitch found out i was trying to trap his ass, he ran off to Bangkok and got opened up a brothel, saying he wanted to get as far away from my crazy ass as he possible could"

"What's a brothel mommy ?"

"Ummm...what ? Oh, it's a place full of asian women baby...your daddy's was a big pimpin Asiaphile"

"What's a assiafile Mommy ? "

*long pregnant pause as mommy looks into lil jimmy's eyes"

"Here, take some candy and go sit in front of the Tv, Mommies got to run to work"

"YAY ! Thanks mommy..."

thats some funny shit man, you should be a writer for a T.V show....for real man.

Posted by dallastar on Oct-12-2004 22:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Ub3rTrancer
Yeah.. once again, u prove to be a fukin idiot... U need to grow up man, take some responsability and smack some sense into ur head. wtf... Woman r not to be treating like a fukin toy dude...

agreed

Thank you....

Posted by failsafe on Oct-12-2004 23:25:

diabolic: I declare you to be a moron.

I'm sure your girl would be thrilled to know her choice to abort a possible pregancy is plastered all over the internet.

you have no tact what so ever.

Posted by Izra on Oct-12-2004 23:40:

It's one thing for a guy to be an ass...

The girl who puts up with that is STUPID !! Asshole guys are created by girls like her, who put up with that shit.

She is just as stupid for not going on some method of birth control. Especially with leave-the-country-d!abolic !

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-12-2004 23:52:

quote:
Originally posted by PartEgurl
It's one thing for a guy to be an ass...

The girl who puts up with that is STUPID !! Asshole guys are created by girls like her, who put up with that shit.

She is just as stupid for not going on some method of birth control. Especially with leave-the-country-d!abolic !

didnt diabolic get raped then his car get stolen? is it me or does this guy have a new story every day?

u sound like u have a shitty life. id give u some advice but id rather see u hang urself

actually that was rude. why dont u get rid of some ur fustration by working out ur nipple. u can post another pic when ur done

Posted by DigiNut on Oct-13-2004 00:31:

Re: I doubt anyone else will see the humour in this...

quote:
Originally posted by d!abolic
... but here goes anyway. From an email:

"I forgot you're usually an asshole. If I keep taking that damn morning-after pill I will eventually become immune to it and BAAM I'm going to get pregnant. If I recall your last words on this subject; "If you get pregnant, I'm out of the country." How COMFORTING. Wow you really frustrate me sometimes.

P.S. If whatever this is doesn't work out, will you still be my prom date?"

God, i was laughing my ass off. You gotta love a girl who can make you wonder if she hates you or wants to make you laugh

Dude, you are just so fucking cool. I doubt there's anyone here who isn't dazzled by how you manage to hook the Dumbest Fuck on Planet Earth and get her to write you a stupid e-mail. And deciding that you don't feel like using a condom with the Dumbest Fuck on Planet Earth - GOLDEN! Maybe if we're really lucky, she'll use some of that patented Chick Logic� to actually have a kid so you're stuck with her for the rest of your natural life, and you'll deny it, try to leave the country, get arrested on your way out, and end up on the Jerry Springer show playing the highly-demanding part of Yet Another Piece of White Trailer Trash, and then for one single solitary moment of your life, you might ACTUALLY ENTERTAIN SOMEONE HERE!

Let us all bow our heads and clasp our hands in prayer that this dream becomes a reality...

Posted by Kytracid on Oct-13-2004 00:49:

^^^

I can't believe you're actually suggesting this DigiNut...

I resent the entire idea of Diabolic going on the Jerry Springer Show to entairtain us...

I won't watch good, wholesome television if his presence taints what we all know is possibly the greatest show on TV.

To VividBoy :

Yes, that was rude, and i'm shocked to hear you suggest that Diabolic hang himself when you know fully well that he attempted just such a thing when he was found lurking near that Asian nursery school...

I know I, along with the TOTA community breathed a collective sigh of relief when he posted that the suicide failed because he couldn't figure out how to untie that all important second shoe lace which he was going to use...

Posted by d!abolic on Oct-13-2004 01:26:

This thread is fucking gold Too bad "leave-the-country-d!abolic" won't fit above the avatar!

P.S. Autographed photo by request

Posted by Crazy Serb on Oct-13-2004 02:14:

amusing thread, very amusing...

Posted by Jem_hadar on Oct-13-2004 02:17:

quote:
Originally posted by d!abolic
I'm inclined to say that she's the irresponsible one, but the truth is that we both are. After all, i'm the one who hates condoms. But with the pill... she forgot to take the regular one on time and now she wants to hook up anyway, meaning she'll have to take the MAP. She used Chick Logic (TM) to make it look like i'm the one making her take it, even though it was her idea. I have no idea how she managed to twist things up like that, but that's one of the reasons this is so damn funny to me For the record though, i don't treat her like shit. I don't buy her dinners and cater to her every whim like the other guys she's been with, but that's just called being a man.

Ill agree with your mind set to a certain degree... i agree if u dont like rubbers and she says (and acutally "IS") on the pill, then fine, game on.. whut ever works for BOTH of you... i mean, making sure u wear a rubber is just as much her job as urs... sex involves 2 ppl... if neither one of u wants her to be pregant, its both ur responsbilities... so i agree that if things went down as u said (ie. she forgot and stil wanted to hookup regardless) then from a pregnant standpoint, whuts the problem (unless ur me, and, i dunno, i just dont trust that she will take it 100%, or "what-if" it dont work, etc. etc... i worry prolly more about getting a chick pregnant than most girls do... last thing i need is to become father)

i totally see the reality where ppl are saying there are other things to worry about... that shit scares the piss outta me... man, aids, or nething else less severe... SHIT man, thats fucked! one reason why im pro condoms... make my life less "worry-filled"... but shes ur gf ? or a regular hook up who u know well ? maybe u know shes diease free and its all good...

neways, the point of my rant, i agree u arent all at fault here, i would just say that rubbers are critical for STD prevention purposes (if that was a concern of urs at all in this case) and they also assure quite reasonably that getting a chick pregnant wont happen unless its intended.

Posted by Durafei on Oct-13-2004 02:21:

Is that the same 14 year old that you madly fell in love with some 50 threads ago ?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-13-2004 02:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Durafei
Is that the same 14 year old that you madly fell in love with some 50 threads ago ?

no i think it wa the other one who he ate sushi with and her mom was there. no maybe it was the one who put the date rape drug in his drink. hmm come to think of it how would he drive any of these girls anywhere if his car was stolen and never found after the bouncers took advantage of him at guv?

Posted by DigiNut on Oct-13-2004 02:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
no i think it wa the other one who he ate sushi with and her mom was there. no maybe it was the one who put the date rape drug in his drink. hmm come to think of it how would he drive any of these girls anywhere if his car was stolen and never found after the bouncers took advantage of him at guv?

Who needs a car when they can just "ride the rocket", right?

Posted by Rocco on Oct-13-2004 02:45:

Posted by DaksGT on Oct-13-2004 04:01:

Whatever floats the mans boat. I'm pretty sure oppinions of a few people on the internet aren't gonna change ones mind or actions. Kind of contradicts why he posted it here, but whatever... Anywho, the use of condoms or lack thereof is solely up to the individual and his/hers partner. I am not the one to come and start spewing my views on this topic, but I am pretty sure all of us have at some point barebacked like Eazy E once that certain level of "trust" has been reached. That certain level of trust is completely subjective. Values are one thing that will always be argued but never changed. Besides condoms give you limp dick.

Posted by MarkT on Oct-13-2004 04:21:

lol...this thread rocks.

d!abolic...I don't know you so I'm not going to sit here and bash you. From reading countless threads, you appear to me to be a bit arrogant, egocentric, and naive...but also friendly and reasonably intelligent...and so I hope you begin to really start to THINK things through more carefully and listen to the advice of other more often.

virtually everyone who has posted is basically saying you're attidude is ridiculous...doesn't that tell you something at all? make you question your logic?

Posted by VERTiG0 on Oct-13-2004 04:33:

How old are you, d!iabolic, to have a girl asking if you'll still be her prom date?

Posted by d!abolic on Oct-13-2004 08:08:

Alright, you guys think i should be nicer to women? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and test this immediately. I calld a girl earlier, she picked up and sounded really sick. When i asked what happened, she said she had an asthma attack and will call me back. That was 10 hours ago and i'm still waiting for that call. Now, normally i'd tell her to go to hell for not calling me back, but i decided to send her a 'Feel Better Soon' e-card instead. We'll see how this works out. Ten bucks says she's gonna walk all over me for this.

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