Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!!

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Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Oct-21-2004 23:13:

Re: Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Sunquest
ok heres a little story hehe

i was watching tv the other day, Fox tv, a regular channel for kids even on regular cable TV, and a show called "The next american top model" was on
so i was watching it, and the girls were all competing in bikinis, so then my mom walks in, she sees me watching this, now today, (the next day) she tells me i thiink we should cancel our satellite because ur watching too much porn, (our satellite has 3 porn channels not that i care or watch them...)

so heres the stupidness if u already havent figured it out:
#1. this was a frikin tv reality show which is on every week,
#2. it was on REGULAR TV, not satellite
#3. if i wanted porn, i have a frikin computer, no one can stop me!
#4. she thinks me watching this porn (which isnt porn) is preventing me from getting a girlfriend...

so thats that! sometimes i just cant take it!!!! i dunno whether to be pissed off or embaraced right now, never knew its so hard being a teen!!!

NFI!!! Tell her to do a google search for 'Mandy' or 'Pet Lover' or 'watersports' & see how long it takes her to cancel your internet account!

Posted by NiteMer on Oct-21-2004 23:16:

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quote:
Originally posted by Rodrico
No, Im saying that my dad would of never gotten aroused had it not been for porn, and their night of spontaneous sex would of never created the worlds greatest man, me!

Your assumption is amusing though, even if my mom was a porn star, she still wouldnt of sucked as much dick as you ever could.

A last ditch attempt at a comeback. I'm not gonna give it a ten, but it's decent. Got a laugh out of me at least. So, you're saying you're mom is unattractive? Your father couldn't get aroused by the idea of sex with her? Cause if so, that's pretty funny. I always laugh when people make the "I fucked your mom" joke. My response is always, "My mom's over 50. So if you banged her you are pathetic." Either way that's some brutal honesty.

Posted by Bondor on Oct-22-2004 00:26:

Re: Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Sunquest
ok heres a little story hehe

i was watching tv the other day, Fox tv, a regular channel for kids even on regular cable TV, and a show called "The next american top model" was on
so i was watching it, and the girls were all competing in bikinis, so then my mom walks in, she sees me watching this, now today, (the next day) she tells me i thiink we should cancel our satellite because ur watching too much porn, (our satellite has 3 porn channels not that i care or watch them...)

so heres the stupidness if u already havent figured it out:
#1. this was a frikin tv reality show which is on every week,
#2. it was on REGULAR TV, not satellite
#3. if i wanted porn, i have a frikin computer, no one can stop me!
#4. she thinks me watching this porn (which isnt porn) is preventing me from getting a girlfriend...

so thats that! sometimes i just cant take it!!!! i dunno whether to be pissed off or embaraced right now, never knew its so hard being a teen!!!

haha that�s funny cus you think you have it bad...

ACTUAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND MY MOM:

me: "mom im going to the store to get some milk"
mom: "wait... "
me: "what?"
mom: "where are you going?"
me: "to the STORE"
mom: "why?"
me: "TO GET SOME MILK"

i love my mom!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-22-2004 00:30:

well u know sometimes parents just dont understand and sometimes kids just watch too much porn. i had a friend like u once that used to watch ALOT of porn. He'd watch it with his dad his sisters. he wouldnt even turn it off when his mom walked in the room, JUST LIKE YOU! well anyways the guy has never had a girlfriend, so i can see why ur mom would be worried about you. Bu t their are options, there is help for these sort of porno addictions man. if u need help u can get it

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Oct-22-2004 00:34:

Some people think wanking to the cooking channel is wrong tis all.

Posted by Falcon-X on Oct-22-2004 00:42:

Something similar but even worst happened to me.

I was watching the System F - Exhale video on the familly computer a few years back. Then my dad passed behind me and saw when they do a close-up of a girl with ''I love ferry'' written on her breasts and then you see the girls dancing in the club.

Well my dad started yelling to my mom

dad ''HE'S WATCHING PORN''
me ''No I'm not'' (btw you could hear the music playing on the speakers)
mom ''WHAT YOUR WATCHING PORN IN THE LIVING ROOM''
me ''NO!!!!''
dad ''why do you need to watch that?''
mom comes into the room ''well I dont want to talk about it, but dont do this close to where we are''

lol and the music was still playing, tryed to show them the vid but they left the room and it was pointless to bring it up again.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-22-2004 00:50:

best story. i once came home late,walked by downstairs and saw my dad
watching porno.

me: "whatcha watching?"
dad: "porno"
me: "cool" *sits down, 10 mintues pass*
dad: "these girls are going at it"
me: "sure are. k well im going to sleep. goodnight. you gonna stay up?"
dad: "well they aint stoppin are they?"
me: "good point. goodnight"
dad: "goodnight"

Posted by Falcon-X on Oct-22-2004 00:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
best story. i once came home late,walked by downstairs and saw my dad
watching porno.

me: "whatcha watching?"
dad: "porno"
me: "cool" *sits down, 10 mintues pass*
dad: "these girls are going at it"
me: "sure are. k well im going to sleep. goodnight. you gonna stay up?"
dad: "well they aint stoppin are they?"
me: "good point. goodnight"
dad: "goodnight"

And another piece of the puzzle comes into place

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Oct-22-2004 01:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Falcon-X
And another piece of the puzzle comes into place

Posted by enferno on Oct-22-2004 01:44:

my mom's dumber than your mom. she spilled katchup on her shirt one day, andshe went home and put Visine on it, because, well, "It takes the red out"

. . .

Posted by Mycron on Oct-22-2004 12:06:

Re: Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!!

Posted by LinX on Oct-22-2004 14:54:

why dont you just kill yourself.

Posted by CATHAIN on Oct-22-2004 15:26:

quote:
Originally posted by ASOT100
show her wat real porn is

Just show her the '*******' website and see what happens?

Posted by D-res on Oct-22-2004 16:18:

Re: Re: Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Rodrico

This is my salute...to early 80's porn.

quote:
Originally posted by CATHAIN
Just show her the '*******' website and see what happens?

Posted by itsTrueSonic on Oct-22-2004 16:31:

my parents thought i was watching porn when i was watching "the biggest loser" on nbc...

Posted by Furor Aquila on Oct-22-2004 16:36:

"Son, porn or not you still had your hand in your pants."

Posted by UWM on Oct-22-2004 16:39:

Has she noticed several dead kittens lately? Perhaps that would be a clue that you're watching too much porn.

Posted by RandomGirl on Oct-22-2004 16:43:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Has she noticed several dead kittens lately? Perhaps that would be a clue that you're watching too much porn.

EWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF!

Posted by bobba lou on Oct-22-2004 16:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Furor Aquila
"Son, porn or not you still had your hand in your pants."

lol, this is by far the funniest shit i have read today...

Posted by Tranc3 on Oct-22-2004 16:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
EWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF!

c'mon everybody knows that when you masturbate God kills a kitten

Posted by UWM on Oct-22-2004 16:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
EWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF!

It's from one of the commonly used forum pictures. You know, the one that goes:

"Everytime you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten.

Think of the kittens."

Posted by l�cid on Oct-22-2004 16:51:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
It's from one of the commonly used forum pictures. You know, the one that goes:

"Everytime you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten.

Think of the kittens."

Jesus is a kitten killer too? i thought it was only God who had the powers to kill kittens...

i was really scared to enter anything using the words "masturbate" "god" "kills" and "kitten" on google image search. thankfully people named their images accordingly so it was easy to find without having to see penises and dead kittens.

Posted by UWM on Oct-22-2004 16:52:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
thankfully people named their images accordingly so it was easy to find without having to see penises and dead kittens.

I don't know why I laughed so hard at that.

Posted by JM on Oct-22-2004 17:22:

hey man, get the courage to talk to your mom about this, and tell her straight out. you'll embarass the shit out of her, but prove to her you're no 11 year old that needs cencorship.

>JM<

Posted by progressivepey on Oct-22-2004 18:37:

the thing i don't understand is why 'you don't watch much porn' when you have three porn channels! dude.. i would be all over that like flies on a picnic dinner man. shoot... girlfriend or no girlfriend.

think about it!

pEy

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