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Posted by Floorfiller on Oct-22-2004 16:02:

well from my limited stripper experience...i would have to say...

they are 26ish, have two kids and stretch marks trying to pay for some form of college degree and take a fascination with you because you are the new guy in the club and put there green, tear away underwear on your head and you hope you don't get something from it

but i think that's crappy strip clubs...never been to a nice one. i'm sure not all or like that, but that's my experience hehehe

Posted by keithos27 on Oct-22-2004 16:03:

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-22-2004 16:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Nite-Mer
When I was 19 I went to Deja Vu in Vegas and got tricked into the back. I didn't offer up a bunch of money, but I will tell you that there was no sex in the champagne room.

Strippers had been offering dances all night and we had declined. This one came up to me and whispered, "Wanna go and get crazy?" in my ear. I'm like, "what, where?" She tell me that there is a room in the back and that it has a bed. I go back with her and there are beds lined up down this hallway. She's like, "It will be $50. $30 for a double dance and $20 for the bed." I got soooo suckered and got no love. What a fool.

wtf, the vu. Hell no you won't get any lovin in there.

stripping is like any other profession, there is the sterotyped worker, like the aforementioned 26 yr old 2 kid skanky whore. Well I can tell you after living in vegas for 2 years and going to school with a lot and hanging out with a few this does not apply.

I think most of the girls in the strip clubs here don't put because there is the option of being an escort here. Thats where you pay a fee, have a chick come to your room, you agree on a price for boning, then you hang out and then go bang. very rarely do those girls get into trouble.

Now at a lot of strip clubs they are actually strict on this. If they catch you humping or soemthing like that in the room you'll get kicked out and the stripper will most likely be fired and not be able to get a job at a decent club. So why the funk would they funk it up.

also out here, ave age at total nude 18+ no beer places like the vu is 18 - low 20's. When you get to the topless places with beer then you get the mid to upper 20's along with a surprising number of low to mid 30 yr olds.

Posted by NiteMer on Oct-22-2004 16:14:

Believe me when I say that I'm very glad I didn't get any. That would have been pretty fowl. I think curiousity got the best of me.

And Keith - That's a gross point that I didn't really wanna hear. Ughhh. I don't even wanna know what I was laying on.

Posted by keithos27 on Oct-22-2004 16:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Nite-Mer
Believe me when I say that I'm very glad I didn't get any. That would have been pretty fowl. I think curiousity got the best of me.

And Keith - That's a gross point that I didn't really wanna hear. Ughhh. I don't even wanna know what I was laying on.

Haha... sorry mate... but you have to face the facts... or possibility!

Posted by NiteMer on Oct-22-2004 16:23:

quote:
Originally posted by keithos27
Haha... sorry mate... but you have to face the facts... or possibility!

Posted by Orbax on Oct-22-2004 16:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Kinuvan
they're vile

u an eqer

Posted by ShadoWolf on Oct-22-2004 16:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
and I think we've forgot teh point......bas is hanging with strippas...w00t.

BUWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry

Posted by hardstyle on Oct-22-2004 19:06:

i was at a strip club once, it was boring.So i started watching hockey on the tv, it was more interesting then a naked nasty chick

Posted by Ondrayce on Oct-22-2004 19:11:

Come on! Someone's got to get those girls through medical school.

Posted by ShadoWolf on Oct-22-2004 19:11:

Re: ok

quote:
Originally posted by hardstyle
i was at a strip club once, it was boring.So i started watching hockey on the tv, it was more interesting then a naked nasty chick

Surely you wern't in Hungary at the time....

Posted by D Dubya on Oct-22-2004 19:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Ondrayce
Come on! Someone's got to get those girls through medical school.

I didn't know medical experiments had to go to medical school also.

In all seriousness, strippers are just like anyone else. Yes, most of them have an unproportionately hot body to ugly face ratio, but some of them are really cool to hang out with (I had to because my friend used to date them religiously - if I can even use the term religion when dealing with this subject). Others are ratty as hell. Same as with anyone else.

You go brother, hang out with strippers and have a blast. No hate coming from this side.

Posted by bas on Oct-22-2004 22:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
and I think we've forgot teh point......bas is hanging with strippas...w00t.

THANK YOU BOOMER! lol anyway...this girl is totally cool she's been stripping for like 2 weeks. shes 20? i dunno whatever we met her at Club Bang in Los Angeles and they were really funny...then they said "you guys should come to the Flamingo and check us out" so Janelle and i being our bored ass selves just went and met them...it was cool. plus i think that one likes me

Posted by XoxidE on Oct-22-2004 23:34:

Re: Why strippers rock.

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas

So TranceAddicts of the world i ask you this....why do strippers rock?

because their like the high school girl you had a crush on and didint have the balls to ask out, now can be your for a few bucks!

EDIT:

PS, they will get naked in front of you in just a few minutes, that will save your a couple of months with a normal girl! ^_^

Posted by Psy-Trancer on Oct-22-2004 23:41:

montreal has the hottest strippers.....and u can touch them and all..thats why americans have a field day here in canada....lol

Posted by tribu on Oct-22-2004 23:43:

I like how you can pay them to sleep with your enemies and give them a venereal disease.

Posted by Radagast on Oct-22-2004 23:54:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
I like how you can pay them to sleep with your enemies and give them a venereal disease.

They should implement that into the next Grand Theft Auto game.

Posted by bas on Oct-25-2005 08:11:

awww look it's my first thread in the core, damn almost a year ago today...weird!

Posted by Ripped Bag on Oct-25-2005 08:25:

I don't know what strip clubs you guys go to.. but I've seen some disgusting ass strippers.

Posted by Allied Nations on Oct-25-2005 08:27:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
awww look it's my first thread in the core, damn almost a year ago today...weird!

dawwwww!

Posted by kr00t0n on Oct-25-2005 08:44:

LOL!

I didnt check the dates, and was gonna have a humerous go at you for having a gf

That said, my brother has taken me to the Spearment Rhino, and all the ladies were fine as silk, and I have high standards

Posted by Ripped Bag on Oct-25-2005 08:58:

standards?

warm and wet

Posted by kr00t0n on Oct-25-2005 09:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripped Bag
standards?

warm and wet

You'd shag soup?

Posted by squirrelly on Oct-25-2005 09:01:

We used to go to strip clubs all the time back at home because all of our buddies went into the army and everytime they came back we'd take em out to the strip club. I always went because ladies never had to pay to get in Most of the time all the strippers had UGLY bodies (they were chunky, small boobs, no ass, all three combined, they were too skinny etc etc). There was always ONE hot girl in the whole crowd, and that one always had a line of people waiting to get a lap dance. Every stripper we met was seriously fucked up in the head.

Posted by Ripped Bag on Oct-25-2005 09:01:

quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
You'd shag soup?

only if it cuddles afterwards

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