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Posted by -=M=- on Oct-31-2004 23:48:

i honestly don't think that i'd be able to go to one of those events without some form of chemical in my system and some sunglasses to cover up the dialled eyes


Posted by t�bias on Oct-31-2004 23:51:

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
i honestly don't think that i'd be able to go to one of those events without some form of chemical in my system and some sunglasses to cover up the dialled eyes


Spiking drinks would be even funnier.

It would go from playing pool, to dancing on the pool tables in 5 minutes...


Posted by Renegade on Oct-31-2004 23:55:

Re: I felt outta place; a Christian Friday night...

quote:
Originally posted by AnonymousRacer
It felt like a cult.


No suprises there. The only difference between established religions and whack-job cults is the size of the congregation.


Posted by Dmatrox on Oct-31-2004 23:59:

What i dont get is why dont christians drink at events. I mean jesus drank didnt he? I guess these christians dont want to show their true human nature and wish to keep it concealed as if they have no true bad side. Just my opinion.

Been to something like that before and NEVER shall i sing gay songs again and listen to the word "jesus" or "god" over and over and over again, ever fucking again.


Posted by -=M=- on Nov-01-2004 00:00:

quote:
Originally posted by t�bias
Spiking drinks would be even funnier.

It would go from playing pool, to dancing on the pool tables in 5 minutes...


lmao put mdma in the punch... should give them a religious experience


Posted by torontotrance on Nov-01-2004 00:43:

Most Christian girls are'nt worth your time or effort because they all want a knight in shinning armour who is perfect. Which does not exist, believe me, I'm Christian and I can't stand 98% of Christian girls and they are just plain weird. I went to a night like that at church once and as a Christian, I felt out of place, so I left and went to a nightclub . Some Christians are just plain weird, avoid them, if they make you feel uncomfortable.


Posted by AnonymousRacer on Nov-01-2004 02:14:

About the drinking thing... my cousin used to live in a house with three other guys(they rented the place). He invited me over to the place to check it out. I went over, expecting booze in the fridge or something. Bunch of guys in a rented house, I figured...

No alcohol at all in the house. I was thinking, this isn't normal. Later, I realize the three other guys were hardcore Christians, too(and they were at that 'meeting place' Friday night). They would hold Bible studies in the living room, too, and evn invited me to come. I told them, "I'll see if I can make it." But I didn't.

I try not to cuss around them, too... I don't cuss that much anyway but when I do, I make sure I'm not around my cousin. What's weird is that my cousin told me about chewing tobacco and smoking weed back in jr. high(way before I even experimented with either).


Posted by beats and beeps on Nov-01-2004 02:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Dmatrox
What i dont get is why dont christians drink at events.

What i dont get is what youre talking about. Dont christians (types of christians at least) drink red wine in church?


Posted by POLYMORPHIC on Nov-01-2004 02:19:

HappyHappy

quote:
Originally posted by GT357
I was raised in one of these environments. Its deffinately cool to be spiritual and into bettering yourself. Is that a word? Bettering? Beeeeeeeetterrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiing. betteringbetteringbettering. betterING. BEttering. beTTERing. Whatever. What was I talking about?Dammit i'm stoned....


LOL


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-01-2004 02:24:

quote:
Originally posted by AnonymousRacer I was thinking, this isn't normal.


Hmmm...


Religious people are so afraid of going to Hell, that they deprive themselves of all pleasure on Earth. No drinking, no drugs, no sex, no enjoyment it seems. I know this isn't always the case, but so many deify the ideal purity rather than deifying what's truly at stake here - the fucking deity!

When you deprive yourself of all enjoyment, you create a Hell for yourself. Where exactly does celebrating the gift of life come into play? People are way to stressed about this whole life thing...


Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Nov-01-2004 02:44:

hahahaha Christian dooshes

Cristian pick up lines to pick up those hottie christian babes:

"I see you have a ring on you finger. How about you put your ring on my finger?"


"Are you a virgin?"
"yes"
"good, i only want to root you up the ass anyways"


"Bow down to god & suck my penor. Penor cheese should be part of every virgin girls diet!"


Posted by Dmatrox on Nov-01-2004 03:12:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
What i dont get is what youre talking about. Dont christians (types of christians at least) drink red wine in church?


dunno, never been to church


Posted by fbgdavidson on Nov-01-2004 09:59:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
What i dont get is what youre talking about. Dont christians (types of christians at least) drink red wine in church?


It's not red wine it's the blood of Christ

PS. We are all going to hell for this thread


Posted by D-res on Nov-01-2004 10:02:

non of you can say you have ever met or talked to a hardcore christian till you meet the kid i used to be friends with




psycho




he seriously LOOKS like jesus now, and if you tell him that, he starts going off calling you a blasphemer and shit. i just wanna back hand him and tell him to sprout a dick... but yeah. i cant even begin to describe this kid


Posted by insecurity on Nov-01-2004 12:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Dmatrox
What i dont get is why dont christians drink at events


simple: if they got drunk, they'd fuck like rabbits....


Posted by DJ_Bod on Nov-01-2004 15:37:

{Idea}
Maybe they deprive themselves of sex so that when they are married, they hump like rabbits and keep reproducing to keep the church populated.
{/Idea}


Posted by Lira on Nov-01-2004 15:42:

Re: I felt outta place; a Christian Friday night...

quote:
Originally posted by AnonymousRacer Then I started noticing about 95% of the people there had silver rings on(which meant abstinence till marriage)... including the girl with the big ass. There was a couple other nice looking girls there too but they all had silver rings

Here those silver rings mean you're on a serious relationship, so it can be quite the opposite, I must say


Posted by sensorium on Nov-01-2004 18:23:

Re: I felt outta place; a Christian Friday night...

quote:
Originally posted by AnonymousRacer
So, tonight, one of my Christian cousins whom I haven't seen in months invites me over to a 'meeting place' that he and his friends go to every Friday night. I decided to check it out cause I'm always down for something different.

I go to the meeting place, actually a well-decked out shed(complete with kitchen/bathroom)in the middle of farm country. I run late and see that everybody there(all in late teens to late twenties) is sitting down, listening intently to a speaker on a little makeshift stage. Since I don't really consider myself religious, all I really heard was: "Jesus this, God that, live your life for God, porn is bad-do not look at it online, try not to cuss, blah, blah, blah... Let's pray. Amen." Applause.

After the speech, which I figured must have gone for maybe an hour and a half(I only caught part of the last half hour), everybody got up and started playing pool or cards or foosball table or just ended up talking to each other. People started drinking... Pepsi(and only Pepsi too). An older guy came in the shed with a bible and started talking to one of the younger guys(who I knew was just recently baptized). The older guy was pointing out passages to the newbie. Christian rock blared in the background. It felt like a cult.

I was so out of place... and all I could focus on was this girl with a big, nice round ass playing pool. Everytime she bent over to shoot, I just stared! Then I started noticing about 95% of the people there had silver rings on(which meant abstinence till marriage)... including the girl with the big ass. There was a couple other nice looking girls there too but they all had silver rings. That was it.

Went up to my silver ring wearing cousin, told him I had to go. "Aren't you having fun?" he asks. I lied and said, "Yeah, but I got somewhere else I got to be." And I left.

Usually my Friday nights are spent on alcohol, clubbin, and/or strip clubs... different strokes for different folks, huh?


Point in all this: Pepsi supports Christianity.


Posted by Sean Walsh on Nov-01-2004 19:08:

Welp, that sure as fuck isn't my scene, but at least they're not vandalizing the neighborhood or getting into drunken car accidents.


Posted by placebo on Nov-01-2004 20:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Sean Walsh
Welp, that sure as fuck isn't my scene, but at least they're not vandalizing the neighborhood or getting into drunken car accidents.


It's just a spring of untapped ass, thats how I see it.


Posted by Psy-T on Nov-01-2004 21:01:

quote:
Originally posted by fbgdavidson
PS. We are all going to hell for this thread


well, in that case...
+1


Posted by NiteMer on Nov-01-2004 21:31:

You guys have a lot of misconceptions of Christianity. As a Christian, drinking is ok, drunkeness is not (not to say that I don't get drunk, but it's not something God likes).

Christians that don't indulge in these things, do so by choice, not guilt. The whole point of christianity is that we all mess up and are forgiven, if we ask.

I will agree that some Christian meetings can be really weird, and, sometimes, cultish, but that's not always the case. I have a lot of other Christian friends that drink, but they don't try to get trashed. I feel the same dilemna with Christian girls though. I wish I could find one that I could vibe with, but they just seem so different and naive. I respect your guys opinions, but you are generalizing.


Posted by LiveTheDream on Nov-01-2004 21:36:

Who does want to got to heven anywhere?

Heven is for these people, i whent to got to hell, where we can drink as much as we whent, has sex, and do everthing that these people say we sould not do, damn hell is not to punish us, heven is to get rid of these people and let us do what we whant without them.

Dam am going to hell, and i cant wait. And if i do go to heven, am going to nut God in the balls.


Posted by sensorium on Nov-01-2004 22:32:

quote:
Originally posted by LiveTheDream
Who does want to got to heven anywhere?

Heven is for these people, i whent to got to hell, where we can drink as much as we whent, has sex, and do everthing that these people say we sould not do, damn hell is not to punish us, heven is to get rid of these people and let us do what we whant without them.

Dam am going to hell, and i cant wait. And if i do go to heven, am going to nut God in the balls.


Hey there mate. If you make sense in your post, maybe I'll agree with you.


Posted by LiveTheDream on Nov-01-2004 22:35:

Hey it makes sence in my head, and thats what matter


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