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Posted by Sqwid on Oct-31-2004 16:50:

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Originally posted by D-res
someone needs to take the rare venture outside the house and off of the computer. time to go to a nightclub my friend. there just happens to be this wonderful thing called socializing...

i've tried... there's not a lot of socializing in the privacy booths, it's hard to talk through the plexiglass...

Posted by Sqwid on Oct-31-2004 16:51:

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Originally posted by MysticStardust
28,no g/f and is lookng for one on a music site... OH BOY !!YOU DO KNOW HOW TO TURN A WOMAN ON!

hey, don't blame me, TA won't allow me to post up a pic. of may balls...

Posted by Salem on Oct-31-2004 16:53:

Re: Looking for Unique Foreign Girlfriend...

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Originally posted by Sqwid
Preferrably from outside the U.S., but will consider all possibilities... Will pay for flight ticket...

Anyone? Anyone?

oh yeah, odd sense of humor required...

keep looking ya fuddy duddy

Posted by ShadoWolf on Oct-31-2004 17:00:

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Posted by Sqwid on Oct-31-2004 17:00:

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Originally posted by itsTrueSonic
why are you saying preferably outside the US?
the US is a melting pot of honies here.. black .. white.. latino .. spanish .. asian .. indian .. african .. green .. yellow .. purple .. all over the place..

if you really need someone, come to New Orleans .. there are many chicas around here ... not going to guarantee what type of chica though ..

very true, I agree..

But, know why I say that? seriously though, because too many people don't appreciate life in the U.S.. I've done a fair amount of travelling, and discovered that we really do have it faaaaar better than many places on this world, and it goes right over our heads. For example, this is one of the few countries in the world that when you turn 16, getting a car is *almost* a given.

So in the end, I think it's cool being with someone that provides a fresh, new, perspective on things, and that's kind of hard to find just down at your local strip jo... er, night club.

Posted by Sqwid on Oct-31-2004 17:03:

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf
Are you making fun of me?

A wise man once told me, "Never make fun of anyone with a jerking off teddy bear..."

Posted by dj_mdma on Oct-31-2004 17:45:

Meet Buffy:

and Bambi

They are from the UK and would love to date you!

Posted by MysticStardust on Oct-31-2004 17:45:

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Originally posted by Gunyouken
I could probably find you a South African gf thats willing to come, if you trow in a couple of TTs and a mixer... and maybe a efx500.

You will get:
Various exiting colours to choose from
A choice between ages from 13-86
A pic emailed to you before she arrives (To help relieve the waiting stress by masturbating)
Various weight and builds*

*Weight and build can not be gauranteed

HIV negative status is optional, but then the EFX 500 must be included.
For and aditional 10 vinyls she will be tested for hepatitis and other sex related illnesses.

Plane tickets excluded.

No refunds, or exchanges.

That sounds like a good deal... DO u sell males? Ages 18-23?

Posted by stren on Oct-31-2004 17:51:

Posted by fitom tiel on Oct-31-2004 18:18:

she'd sure as hell be Unique if she went for this

had to be said

Posted by Gunyouken on Oct-31-2004 20:21:

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Originally posted by MysticStardust
That sounds like a good deal... DO u sell males? Ages 18-23?

With males you have quite a few more choices, I can get midgets, eunichs and monks... or if you prefer You can get a special 3 for 1 offer A eunich midget that is a monk (any colour of your choice)

If you do choose a midget or Eunich midget monk, you don't even need a to buy a plane ticket, I can just UPS the bastard.

Unfortunatly there is no gaurantee on the behaviour of men, and you might be slapped around abit, unless your bigger than the midget if you do decide to go for a midget.

Hell... If your cute I might just send myself

Posted by Krypton on Oct-31-2004 22:00:

getting hot chicks on the internet is coOl

Posted by Vlad on Oct-31-2004 23:46:

LOL, this is sad... even Im not this desperate.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jan-23-2011 01:16:

Posted by djnitride on Jan-23-2011 01:17:

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles

MrJiveBoJingles is my hero

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