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At a club

Me to Cuzo: "Hey Frank, look at those girls! They have their tops off."

Cuzo to me: "RJ man, those are men..."

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With a little further explanation I realized they were transvestites with boob-jobs...

No big deal about the boobies, but Cuzo and I laughed real good at my genuine stupidity.

that last one sounds like a zone story..
weirdest thing ive seen hmmmmmm

2 people "going at it" in the zone VIP areas...it would be fine i guess if they were normal...but these people were G'd out or something...it was the funniest shit ever. The bouncer did however stop them pretty much as soon as it started. Thats also the only time ive seen the zone bouncers stop someone inside from doing something.

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Originally posted by LittlePoonzgirl How could you not know what it was? Man, that sucks that you didn't know what you were getting yourself into. That's the largest fetish party in Toronto. Really, that's like going to an EDM event and saying how weird people are when they take E and participate in drug related activities. Those kinds of things that you mentioned(if not much stranger) happen at most types of fetish parties. Must have been really strange though if you didn't know it was THAT kind of party, lol.

I was working at THE DOCKS and they just told us we had work on that night but we didn't recieve any more details and figured it was going to be a regular night but boy were we wrong

At first it was like okay everyone is dressed in leather with their ass checks showing no biggie,but when the night got into full swing we were all like WTF is going on here??? LOL

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Originally posted by rabbitjoker At a club Me to Cuzo: "Hey Frank, look at those girls! They have their tops off." Cuzo to me: "RJ man, those are men..." ------ With a little further explanation I realized they were transvestites with boob-jobs... No big deal about the boobies, but Cuzo and I laughed real good at my genuine stupidity.

the same thing happened to Kurfew at Glam Boutique not too long ago .. got horny off a tranny

Buddy and I were talking to this tall chic, Amanda, at KH. It was pretty dark for the longest time and then all the lights came on with the build-up of the track. My friend took one look at her face and then screamed in my ear... she's A-man-duh !!!

Met a guy at skybar who dropped for the first time and get this... he popped 5 pills at once. I've never seen anyone so fucked outta their minds. He wanted to get to KH and since I was going there I told him to follow me. The guy couldn't make it down the stairs because he would start shaking at each step. He tried a few times but couldn't so we went back up. Now all this time a bouncer standing at the top of stairs was just laughing his ass off at the whole incident. Fuckin prick!! So I bought the dood a bottle of water and told him to chill out for a while.

I've seen a couple doing it near the washroom in the drink. Also, seen a girl go down on a guy in front of the stage in KH while everyone was watching.

Gotta luv the guv

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Originally posted by maxpain Well the night went on and we kept on walking around and passing by dudes making out dressed in leather while in one corner there was one dude whacking off another and people getting their asses whipped with lashes LOL Weird and funny night but the music was kick ass.

I don't care how fucking good the music was.....that is just fucking SICK AND WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Tordan I've seen a couple doing it near the washroom in the drink. Also, seen a girl go down on a guy in front of the stage in KH while everyone was watching. Gotta luv the guv

wow that sounds entertaining. Where do these types of girls come from like seriously??????

They're clubbing whores...

Seeing that lady on the left dancing to my friend's house set : )))

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Originally posted by Ortemy Seeing that lady on the left dancing to my friend's house set : )))

i have to ask, who's that hotty you devil you!


for myself, seeing three cops triping out on E and massaging themselves at the sounds of oakenfold

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Originally posted by Ortemy Seeing that lady on the left dancing to my friend's house set : )))

dood is that cafe y2k (or something on blue jays way??)

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Originally posted by Ortemy Seeing that lady on the left dancing to my friend's house set : )))

sorry i only see a lady on the right..

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee dood is that cafe y2k (or something on blue jays way??)

No, it's Mana Bar, the place I play at every Sat. : )

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Originally posted by dEsidEL sorry i only see a lady on the right..

LOL, it should be called an optical illusion If you keep staring at the picture u start seeing old lady on the left

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Originally posted by malek for myself, seeing three cops triping out on E and massaging themselves at the sounds of oakenfold

thats fucked

Speaking of those fetish parties...
I went to one once, and saw my 10th grade science teacher walking by, wearing one of these:



Thing is, his body don't look that way. Picture middle-aged, balding man w/shaved head, big solid belly, and construction boots with slouch socks.

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Originally posted by Ortemy Seeing that lady on the left dancing to my friend's house set : )))

Dude..I'm surprised you find this "crazy".. All of us see that kind of t hing at Guvernment every saturday night.

at boa for bobby d'ambrosio (i think that's the name of dj), that cener stage i was just resting my feet and checking out some girls and then guy who was sitting on the stage starts this conversation with me (mind you, it was LOUD ) :

Guy :".... stop.... check the bitches"
Me :"WHAT??"
guy :"punk, the bitches, the bitches" and at this point i was thinking that he was talking shit cause i was looking at the girls so i said :
me :"sorry man, just looking"
guy :"fuck you ..... THE BITCHES"
me :" fuck you too punk" and then guy looks me straight in eyes and tells me:
"DYLAN what the fuck is wrong with you, check our bitches", not even 15 cm from my face
me :" dude, who the fuck do you think you're talking to", guy looks at me for at least a minute and then tells me
"man, you're not my brother dylan", then just shuts out for at least 3-4 minutes, pulls his shit together and tells me the story how he and his bro picked up some girls, rented a room for a night of some action and he tought i was his bro, shuts out again and then all fucked up asks me "dude, where is my brother". as i opened my mouth to tell him "i dont know him" guy sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HIM asks him something.

holy shit, you should see the look on the guys face when he saw his bro sitting right there, his expression was like he just saw some big-ass pile of gold, or some mythical treasure.

he started apologizing but there was no need for that, i was laughing my ass off.

but the funniest part was when i asked "where did u pick up those girls" and he said "no, not those, those over there" pointed his finger somewhere and then realised they were not there, turned to his bro and started talking to him. my guess would be that he asked him "dylan where the fuck are our bitches"


or that time in the guv when some gino puked all over some girls back. that wasnt funny, but her trying to claw his eyeballs out, bitchslapping him and finally kicking fim in the gonads was funny as hell

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Originally posted by Durafei Dude..I'm surprised you find this "crazy".. All of us see that kind of t hing at Guvernment every saturday night.

dressed like that ? : )))

^^^ That was ONE funny story, Xavier!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by tatgirl ^^^ That was ONE funny story, Xavier!!!!!!!!!!

hey nat

yep it was funny.

i was thinking about starting new thread "bad trips at a club" then i read your story then i changed my mind

nobody should see their teacher, especially if he's bald fat and middle aged wearint that kind of shit.

are you ok now? hehehehe

Ya, actually it was quite funny. I was friends with this teacher anyways (I was one of the few who knew for sure he was gay, tho everyone suspected it anyways, but that's not the thing u wanna gossip with the students about anyways). We'd hung out on several occasions post-graduation, but it was really funny to see him in that. He was also pawing at all these other men, and I was peeling his hands off of them. LOL! We also passed by several circle jerks (I had NO IDEA people really did this!!), right below the sign that read "No exposing of genitals".

KH Astral Projection
i was by the dj booth and i see a guy dancing like its his first time at a club then all of a sudden he starts jumping up and down and starts ripping off the wooden cover for the dj booth and then he breaks half or it and keeps going till the whole thing breaks off
So im standing there thinking..what a fucking idiot, then he turns around and i see that its a guy that went to my school and i used to make fun of him all the time and his parents are my parents good friends. I go up to him and hes still dancing then he turns around and he sees me standing right beside him..hes like..hi...im like hi..how are you..hes like good, then he leaves and goes somewhere in the corner where i cant see him
he got so afraid that i might tell my parents that i saw him at the club on E jumping up and down like a fucking moron, it was funny shit


also at Guv last winter seeing this 60y old middle eastern man with a beard and mustache, no shirt on and a fucken hairy body (im talking hair ewverywhere, even shoulders) dancing on a stage by himself in the middle of guvernment high on E..that was one of the funniest moments in the club ever
also they way he was dancing is underscribable..you had to see it

The story from XAVIER was some funny shit! LOL

One of the coolest things happened at PVD in the Guv in 2001. Ray and I came from Ottawa just for that Wednesday and the only other person we knew there was halo20.

So we got there and were listening to the set and I went to the washroom and as I was walking back I saw this short dude wearing a TA T-Shirt. So I was all excited and started talking to the guy.
I was like "Hey, you on that site?",
dude is like, "Yeah",
"I'm stereoprincess on there",
he is like, "Yeah, I know your posts",
I'm like, "So, who are you on there?",
"Well, actually, I'm swamper. It's my site."
"WHAT, why didn't you say something before?",
Del just shrugs. Then I dragged everyone I met to meet him. Not only that but I was expecting Del to be this geeky kid with glasses and such and he wasn't.

The most fucked up thing that happened to me involved this cracked out dude that I still see at every party and he doesn't have any idea that he is the story I tell everyone about. It's funny because he walks around the clubs like he own the place and I know him as the sketchy dude.

I was talking to Del in the back of the Kool Haus and he had to go and flyer or something. So I was there alone for a bit waiting for others to show up. There was a lot of space to dance since it was the end of the night. This sketchy dude walks right up to me and says, "I know you from somewhere",
since i'm a girl, I get that shit all the time I say, "Oh yeah, from where?",
the dude is like "I don't know",
I say, "yup. ok",
he then says,"Oh yeah I know where from."
"Ok, tell me."
He goes on to tell me,"You were a cat in your previous life..."
at this point my eyes must have grew about 10 times their size, "What?"
"Yeah, yeah, you were a cat in your previous life...........and so was I"
"Hmmm, that's nice" as I slowly try to step away but he keeps telling me this story about how we knew each other when we were cats. And obviously, I had no place to go, but forunately, this girl that saw me talking to Del earlier and was his friend, saw what was going on and she grabbed me and pulled me away from this guy since she must have seen the WTF? face I was making. Then I told her what the hell he was saying and we laughed our butts off.

I did see him later on in the night and he was still looking strangely at me and he must have still been thinking about the great times we had as cats.

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