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Posted by Jayx1 on Nov-24-2004 03:13:

fuck i feel sorry for any current boyfriends or future husbands...

DAMN

Posted by rabbitjoker on Nov-24-2004 03:14:

Everybody - lets get one thing clear:

Jo Momma is NOT the same as your mother (no relation to the TA person).

Jo Momma is a person with the name Jo who's last name is Momma.

Your mother is... your mother, the person that gave birth to you.

I don't make "your mohter" jokes. I make Jo Momma jokes. Jo Momma (the poor person who has that name) is the focus of my humor.

Posted by LKD on Nov-24-2004 03:14:

quote:
Originally posted by trancechaos
dallas i understand your anger but please chill, its all in good humor, no one means to offend you and im sure LKD is just being LKD and means nothing by it.

humor and comic relief, thats all it is

omg why'd u quote her...my eyes....

well dallas, if u werent the one who sparked teh idea of everyone posting jo mamma jokes by not just shrugging off someone else's humour in the first place.

Posted by LKD on Nov-24-2004 03:15:

quote:
Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Lets get one thing clear:

Jo Momma is NOT the same as your mother.

Jo Momma is a person with the name Jo who's last name is Momma.

Your mother is... your mother.

I don't make "your mohter" jokes. I make Jo Momma jokes. Jo Momma (the poor person who has that name) is the focus of my humor.

jsut to add to taht, "jo" is also pronounced as "yo"

Posted by Jayx1 on Nov-24-2004 03:16:

or using spanish phonics its pronounced "ho"

LOL

Posted by richard raiban on Nov-24-2004 03:17:

dallastar, im sorry you are offended by these jokes but i found some funny ones...no hard feelings

Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

x A MILLION!!!

Posted by LKD on Nov-24-2004 03:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Jayx1
or using spanish phonics its pronounced "ho"

LOL

Posted by richard raiban on Nov-24-2004 03:20:

Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.

Posted by rabbitjoker on Nov-24-2004 03:20:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
jsut to add to taht, "jo" is also pronounced as "yo"

Not in the English language. Learn some phonetics.

Posted by rabbitjoker on Nov-24-2004 03:22:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
jsut to add to taht, "jo" is also pronounced as "yo"

Also learn how to type while your at it.

Posted by richard raiban on Nov-24-2004 03:26:

quote:
Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Also learn how to type while your at it.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Posted by rabbitjoker on Nov-24-2004 03:28:

^^^^^--- look at the kids in the back laughing... hahah!

Sadists!

Posted by loca on Nov-24-2004 03:30:

Re: Am I the only one....

quote:
Originally posted by Jayx1
who doesnt actually think of my mother when somebody makes a mother joke?

Seems that some people are offended by it. I dont think of it as an insult to my actual mother. Its the same as "son of a bitch". It's so overused do people actually think of the bitch as being their mother? Do people actually picture an asshole when they hear the word? NO

Discuss

Nah, i don't see the point in taking those kind of jokes/insults personally.

Posted by richard raiban on Nov-24-2004 03:56:

quote:
Originally posted by rabbitjoker
^^^^^--- look at the kids in the back laughing... hahah!

Sadists!

i know....this is easily my favourite "OWNED" pic...

mo mamma jokes...

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"

Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

--->>> LOOOOL!!! Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin LOOOOL!!! <<<---

Posted by j_spot on Nov-24-2004 04:00:

I always pronounced 'jo' as 'djo'

Posted by richard raiban on Nov-24-2004 04:03:

am i the winner in the mamma jokes?

i am....!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Posted by dallastar on Nov-24-2004 04:52:

sorry everyone - I didn't mean to vent - but u were getting on my nerves - now that i am home - had a toke It is safe for me to say only this:

Old mother hubbard lived in a cupboard....

and that's all...

g'nite folks

Posted by dEsidEL on Nov-24-2004 04:56:

quote:
Originally posted by richard raiban
am i the winner in the mamma jokes?

i am....!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

jo mamma so fat, that when she started spinning records ppl called her Richard Raiban !

Posted by dallastar on Nov-24-2004 04:58:

quote:
Originally posted by dEsidEL

jo mamma so fat, that when she started spinning records ppl called her Richard Raiban !

it's the neverending story.....
la la la la la la la lala la la la la la la lala la la la la la la lala la la la la la la la

Posted by MarkT on Nov-24-2004 06:25:

OMG...I'm *so* stoned and I come across this thread...LMAO!!! That "OWNED" pic is f***ing hillarious!!!

Jo mama's so fat, she has her own postal code.

top 3:

quote:
Originally posted by Nemireck
My fav is still

Jo mama's so fat, she fell in love, and broke it.

quote:
Originally posted by trancechaos
...
jo mamma is so old that when god said let there be light she said "its about time".
...

quote:
Originally posted by richard raiban
...
--->>> LOOOOL!!! Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin LOOOOL!!! <<<---

Posted by Tordan on Nov-24-2004 06:29:

quote:
Originally posted by MarkT
OMG...I'm *so* stoned and I come across this thread...LMAO!!! That "OWNED" pic is f***ing hillarious!!! top 3:

LOL!! I can just picture you sitting there. Spliff in one hand, typing with the other and laughing your ass off the entire time.

Posted by MarkT on Nov-24-2004 06:39:

that wouldn't be entirely inaccurate

Posted by infinity HiGH on Nov-24-2004 06:57:

Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed

Posted by trancechaos on Nov-24-2004 07:26:

quote:
Originally posted by dallastar
it's the neverending story.....
la la la la la la la lala la la la la la la lala la la la la la la lala la la la la la la la

oh man i loved that movie, the book is even 10 times better

Posted by dallastar on Nov-24-2004 07:35:

u should have seen the thread earlier *~*!

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