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Posted by nchs09 on Dec-01-2004 23:58:

nyta's =

Posted by BxNemo on Dec-02-2004 00:02:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
nyta's =

are the mothaeffin bomb beotch!

Posted by amdmaxx on Dec-02-2004 00:06:

hi...

quote:
Originally posted by glittergirl
i want a purple glowcock.

Posted by glittergirl on Dec-02-2004 00:07:

how YOU doin'?

Posted by Greedy on Dec-02-2004 00:11:

quote:
Originally posted by glittergirl
lol

get him a striptease!

we once did that to my boy who turned 21. We all went to a strip joint and we all pitched in to get him a lap dance from this bangin stripper. So this guy announces on the loud speaker for my friend to come back for his "birthday surprise" and he got all red in the face.

He stood up and was like "FUCK NO, IM NOT DOIN IT!" cuz hes the biggest prude ever and a virgin. We all begged him but he was persistant. So the bouncer comes up to him and says "dude, all of your buddies bought u a sweet present. If i were you, id get the fuck up there in the private booth." By now the bouncer was gettin ticked off cuz the stripper was wasting time doin nothing so with the quickness, i got up and said "Ill GO" and went back.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA, i loved those college days.

Posted by glittergirl on Dec-02-2004 00:12:

i'm baking him a boob-shaped cake.

Posted by Trancer-X on Dec-02-2004 00:14:

quote:
Originally posted by glittergirl
cake cant have brownies in it!! thats absurd!! cake has cake in it

http://www.absolutelycooking.com/cg...inter.pl?000024

Posted by RachUCF1001 on Dec-02-2004 00:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Busy Child
we once did that to my boy who turned 21. We all went to a strip joint and we all pitched in to get him a lap dance from this bangin stripper. So this guy announces on the loud speaker for my friend to come back for his "birthday surprise" and he got all red in the face.

He stood up and was like "FUCK NO, IM NOT DOIN IT!" cuz hes the biggest prude ever and a virgin. We all begged him but he was persistant. So the bouncer comes up to him and says "dude, all of your buddies bought u a sweet present. If i were you, id get the fuck up there in the private booth." By now the bouncer was gettin ticked off cuz the stripper was wasting time doin nothing so with the quickness, i got up and said "Ill GO" and went back.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA, i loved those college days.

that was a nice story.
thank you!

Posted by glittergirl on Dec-02-2004 00:15:

i hate when you're right.

but somehow, i dont think that's what he meant about brownies in the cake.

Posted by Trancer-X on Dec-02-2004 00:21:

quote:
Originally posted by glittergirl
i hate when you're right.

but somehow, i dont think that's what he meant about brownies in the cake.

Hey, how hard is it to improvise?

Not that I'm actually suggesting anything, but you really should start off with butter for any of the recipes that you seem to be alluding to.

Posted by glittergirl on Dec-02-2004 00:24:

i dont follow.

i was just alluding to cake.

Posted by drizzt81 on Dec-02-2004 00:26:

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
get him laid immediately.
i second that.. the rest of the world will greatly appreciate that

Posted by Vlad on Dec-02-2004 00:26:

*closes eyes... runs in... runs around like a fool... runs out*

Posted by Trancer-X on Dec-02-2004 00:28:

quote:
Originally posted by RachUCF1001
that was a nice story.
thank you!

But wow, he was scared at 21?!?!

LOL, when I was in high school I remember exploring Baltimore's red light district, a.k.a. "The Block."

Hey, in order to repent you have to sin first, right?

Posted by Greedy on Dec-02-2004 00:29:

quote:
Originally posted by drizzt81
i second that.. the rest of the world will greatly appreciate that

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by BxNemo on Dec-02-2004 00:30:

hell dude, i got me a lapdance infront of my dad when i was like 16... that was fun... chick wasnt all that hot though, she didn't compare to any of these hot hot beautiful girls we got here on ta

Posted by Trancer-X on Dec-02-2004 00:31:

quote:
Originally posted by glittergirl
i dont follow.

i was just alluding to cake.

I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Sorry if you're bewildered

Posted by Trancer-X on Dec-02-2004 00:35:

quote:
Originally posted by BxNemo
hell dude, i got me a lapdance infront of my dad when i was like 16... that was fun... chick wasnt all that hot though, she didn't compare to any of these hot hot beautiful girls we got here on ta

No offense, but it sounds like you went to the wrong place.

http://www.theritzcabaret.com/index2.html

Posted by glittergirl on Dec-02-2004 00:37:

dont try to mess me up in the head just cuz i'm blond!

quote:
Originally posted by Trancer-X
I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Sorry if you're bewildered

Posted by BxNemo on Dec-02-2004 00:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Trancer-X
No offense, but it sounds like you went to the wrong place.

http://www.theritzcabaret.com/index2.html

wasn't that, she was some stripper that my cousin knew.. well... sorta.. we got her for my uncles bachelor party and she gave everyone in there a lapdance... she had some chick that was smaller than she was as a bodyguard though...

Posted by amdmaxx on Dec-02-2004 00:45:

Bro, u fawked it up..

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
*closes eyes... runs in... runs around like a fool... runs out*

Posted by amdmaxx on Dec-02-2004 00:46:

Do we really want his kind to evolve?

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
get him laid immediately.

Posted by BxNemo on Dec-02-2004 00:47:

quote:
Originally posted by amdmaxx
Bro, u fawked it up..

word, we knew youd read we just thought that you wouldn't post lol. DAMN YOU!!! thats it thread is ruined!!!

Posted by Trancer-X on Dec-02-2004 00:55:

quote:
Originally posted by glittergirl
dont try to mess me up in the head just cuz i'm blond!

Hey now, I wasn't trying anything. You appear to be doing just fine on you own

Posted by Trancer-X on Dec-02-2004 00:57:

quote:
Originally posted by amdmaxx
Do we really want his kind to evolve?

Evolve into what? That's the fifty million dollar question!

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