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Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-12-2004 03:21:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
WTF!
awesome story

and as for me....um...
hmm

k i didn't actually witness this, but i've heard it told and reenacted so many times i feel like i was there
so one of my friends (a sophomore in HS at the time, i was a senior), was in the school band, and all the band kids have gym together
he's already really accident prone, but he's goofy as hell about it so no one really ever feels sorry for him, but this really takes the cake
so he's in the gym and gets on one of the treadmills
he decides to see how fast it'll go, so he sets it to like max or close to it speed, still standing on the two side things and not on the actual treadmill itself
his bright idea is to just jump onto it and immediately be up to speed, which as you can tell isn't the greatest idea in the world
so he holds onto the metal bar by the console of the treamill and jumps on
his feet immediately both fly behind him and he's just there getting dragged by the treadmill, still hanging on for dear life to the metal bar
and then, somehow, the treadmill pants him, and in shock he lets go and is thrown off the back

so in short, he jumps onto the treadmill, immediately falls, gets pantsed, and shot off the treadmill

http://www.compfused.com/media/11lnonv/treadslip.gif

Posted by |cEbLu3 on Dec-12-2004 10:19:

quote:
Originally posted by A.J.
BEST STORY EVER

http://www.thingie.net/rants/what/

wow

quote:
I prodded it harder and what I can only describe as fecal fluid seeped from the sides of the newspaper. I think he was taking shits in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna.

Posted by l�cid on Dec-13-2004 16:53:

quote:
Originally posted by A.J.
BEST STORY EVER

http://www.thingie.net/rants/what/

holy shit.

i don't know whether to laugh or cry.

*bookmarked

Posted by UWM on Dec-13-2004 18:08:

quote:
Originally posted by A.J.
BEST STORY EVER

http://www.thingie.net/rants/what/

I can't believe I actually read all that.

All I can say is "Wow."

Posted by l�cid on Dec-13-2004 18:28:

what i wanna know is... how come i never read that story before? i thought i had conquered the internet. oh well, glad to know there is still more shit out there that tops even the finest literature from Tucker Max, Maddox, and BloodNinja.

you hafta consider... even if their stories aren't true, they sure are damn well-written.

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