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Posted by Eric Siefer on Jan-10-2005 17:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Lephaid
I'm trying to quit.

But I guess you're gonna die one way or the other.


+1 I'm trying to quit too. Although I'd much rather die from something a bit more original than cancer. Shit i'd take a heart attack while having sex over coughing up a lung in a hospital bed.


Posted by butterfly on Jan-10-2005 17:52:

i quit! i feel better now. everytime i try and have a cig when i go out now i feel sick. i used to love them, but being able to breath is really nice. plus the cough was nasty...


Posted by DJ Chrono on Jan-10-2005 18:01:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
I sorely hope you are not under the mistaken impression that any of your attampts at humour have been successful. Your posts thus far in this thread have contained no wit and have not given anyone the impression that you are clever.


actually I thought it was funny.


Posted by NiteMer on Jan-10-2005 18:15:

I am working on quitting smoking, weed and cigs. I am gonna take it one step at a time. Only smoke cigs when I am out drinking and work my way down. As long as I don't smoke sober, I should be alright.

I have to assume this post was meant to be funny, or you're around 16 years old and don't have any sort of a grasp over reality.


Posted by DjSaline on Jan-10-2005 20:44:

quote:
Originally posted by NiteMer

I have to assume this post was meant to be funny, or you're around 16 years old and don't have any sort of a grasp over reality.


sounds like something a terrorist skateboarder would say.


Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-10-2005 20:45:

quote:
Originally posted by DjSaline
sounds like something a terrorist skateboarder would say.

hahaha...


Posted by Michael19 on Jan-10-2005 21:05:

quote:
Originally posted by DjSaline
i don't remember a man of god smoking cigarrettes.




they love to spark one up after fucking one of their alter boys


Posted by NiteMer on Jan-10-2005 21:21:

quote:
Originally posted by DjSaline
sounds like something a terrorist skateboarder would say.


I terrorize the clubs, if that's what you mean. Skateboarders suck though.


Posted by CynepMeH on Jan-10-2005 21:27:

Ok, here's my story... I wanted to loose weight last year - went on atkins, lost 25lbs. Then, towards the end of the year, I decided to quit smoking. Went on patch, stopped smoking gained 25lbs, got all stressed out and started smoking again. Now, in a span of 2 months, I lost all my yearly accomplishments because I stopped smoking. So, now, I'm 25lbs heavier and a smoker!

Ain't that a bitch...


Posted by getfoul on Jan-11-2005 02:10:

Re: Re: My First Cigarrette

quote:
Originally posted by Eric Siefer
If any of that story was actually true, taking a big puff is the stupidest thing to do for your first cig.

My advice is to never smoke in the first place. It's been hell for me trying to quit the past month. But I will do it damnit.

And to say smoking causes terrorism makes it on my list of most ignorant things to say.

-1 because I can't stand ignorant people.
holy crap, dont take things so seriously in that story. I found it amusing.


Posted by Krypton on Jan-11-2005 02:17:

Re: My First Cigarrette

quote:
Originally posted by DjSaline
DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something.
Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy."
So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in.
Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them.
I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor.
Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire.
let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest.
i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes.

don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker


uh, the first time smoked, nothing happened. i didnt feel sick, didnt cough, or anything. its a social thing for me, so i may smoke once in a blue moon.


Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-11-2005 02:53:

I was out for a smoke, what did i miss?


Posted by mezzir on Jan-11-2005 03:00:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
I was out for a smoke, what did i miss?

nothing.
absolutely bloody nothing.


Posted by insecurity on Jan-11-2005 04:11:

Re: My First Cigarrette

quote:
Originally posted by DjSaline
DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something.
Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy."
So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in.
Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them.
I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor.
Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire.
let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest.
i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes.

don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker



click to seek enlightenment


Posted by AlphaStarred on Jan-11-2005 04:22:

i've done some investigation and i've ultimately unearthed your full name. take ready, coz im going to drag you out of your shack and beat you with heavy clubs and leave you bleeding in the moonlight.


Posted by Saam on Jan-11-2005 08:10:

Re: My First Cigarrette

quote:
Originally posted by DjSaline
DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something.
Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy."
So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in.
Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them.
I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor.
Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire.
let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest.
i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes.

don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker



I'm sorry, but this made me laugh, it is a good story.


Posted by DjEuphoria on Jan-11-2005 09:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Noree
mmmmm +5!!! 3 of my fav things....ohh and dont forget some music m8!!

i just quit all 3 cold turkey!! havnt done rolls in over a month...havnt smoked herb or cigz in over 2 weeks! hurray for me!! all i have left is gay alcohol


Same here, except the only one/guess you could say problem, was with Marijuana. Ecstasy was never big for me, I did it only two times, 1st being in October of 2003, and second beign recently in December 2004.

So besides with ecstasy I have been really good so far I haven't smoked marijuana in 4 months, dont plan on doing ecstasy, and I never smoke ciggaretes, well only when Im rolling, which last time was October of 2003, so yeah its been a long time. When I was a kid like around 10 or something I chain-smoked like a motha fucka, I didnt get nothing out of it, it was just a thing to do I personally dont see how Ciggaretes can be addicting, they dont really taste great and dont really do nothing, if at all, people who smoke Ciggaretes should at least move to Marijuana, at least that gives you a high.

Im sticking to the 1 true thing which is legal, Alcohol baby, Oh wait Im not the age of 21 so I guess its not legal for me, ah who cares At least its not a drug and my parents dont mind me drinking .


Plus all this anti-drug and shit ads are dumb. Dont spread shit about it, unless you know its true, especially to people who HAVENT experienced it(meaning tried it). I bet, the more nonsense you tell your kids about drugs, the more likely chance there going to go out and do them. You cant stop a kid from doing drugs, the best way I would say is sitting down and having a one on one conversion with them, and you being a listener, instead of saying(go to your room, your grounded), ask, why?when? and do you feel you are addicted to it. I speak for everyone about this, we hate when you ask "who did you get it from", well I personally do, I mean who gives a fuck where I got it from, you don't need to know about that persons life, leave him alone.


Posted by DjSaline on Jan-11-2005 10:57:

quote:
Originally posted by DjEuphoria
Plus all this anti-drug and shit ads are dumb. Dont spread shit about it, unless you know its true, especially to people who HAVENT experienced it(meaning tried it). I bet, the more nonsense you tell your kids about drugs, the more likely chance there going to go out and do them. You cant stop a kid from doing drugs, the best way I would say is sitting down and having a one on one conversion with them, and you being a listener, instead of saying(go to your room, your grounded), ask, why?when? and do you feel you are addicted to it. I speak for everyone about this, we hate when you ask "who did you get it from", well I personally do, I mean who gives a fuck where I got it from, you don't need to know about that persons life, leave him alone.


you're a horrible father. ALT+F4 on all your dating chatrooms


Posted by Tigo on Jan-11-2005 17:05:

ohh man i was the biggest pot head...smoked everday about 2-3 times a day for about 2 and a half years....minus the days i didnt smoke i would say a good 2 years str8 without stoping! the only reason i ever started smoking cigz was because of weed....first cig after your session increases your high by 42.3%....(i read that in High Times magazine......and dont ask how they meaure a high i dont fuckin know) anyway....so when i couldnt smoke weed i would smoke lots of cigz....ohhhh but when i do rolls....i smoke atleast 2 packs...and i HAVE to have weed, otherwise i wouldnt roll good...hell i woudlnt roll at all sometimes! ive done rolls enough...to almost all my favorite Dj's, had an amazing experience with them all....but now...im just a good boy that only driks on occasion! that is all!


Posted by NiteMer on Jan-11-2005 17:39:

quote:
Originally posted by DjEuphoria
Same here, except the only one/guess you could say problem, was with Marijuana. Ecstasy was never big for me, I did it only two times, 1st being in October of 2003, and second beign recently in December 2004.

So besides with ecstasy I have been really good so far I haven't smoked marijuana in 4 months, dont plan on doing ecstasy, and I never smoke ciggaretes, well only when Im rolling, which last time was October of 2003, so yeah its been a long time. When I was a kid like around 10 or something I chain-smoked like a motha fucka, I didnt get nothing out of it, it was just a thing to do I personally dont see how Ciggaretes can be addicting, they dont really taste great and dont really do nothing, if at all, people who smoke Ciggaretes should at least move to Marijuana, at least that gives you a high.

Im sticking to the 1 true thing which is legal, Alcohol baby, Oh wait Im not the age of 21 so I guess its not legal for me, ah who cares At least its not a drug and my parents dont mind me drinking .


Plus all this anti-drug and shit ads are dumb. Dont spread shit about it, unless you know its true, especially to people who HAVENT experienced it(meaning tried it). I bet, the more nonsense you tell your kids about drugs, the more likely chance there going to go out and do them. You cant stop a kid from doing drugs, the best way I would say is sitting down and having a one on one conversion with them, and you being a listener, instead of saying(go to your room, your grounded), ask, why?when? and do you feel you are addicted to it. I speak for everyone about this, we hate when you ask "who did you get it from", well I personally do, I mean who gives a fuck where I got it from, you don't need to know about that persons life, leave him alone.


This is the most incoherent dribble I've read in a long time. First you say that you rolled in Oct and as recently as Dec of 04. Then you say that Oct 03 was the last time you rolled. Which is it?

Alcohol is not a drug? It's not an illegal drug, but it's a drug. So is nicotene (in cigarettes, just in case you didn't realize that too).

I agree with you on talking to your kids rather than punishing them without communication, but different situations require different actions, so it's not the only way to go about it. Sometimes a combination of discussion and punishment is required.


Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-11-2005 17:45:

quote:
Originally posted by NiteMer
Alcohol is not a drug? It's not an illegal drug, but it's a drug. So is nicotene (in cigarettes, just in case you didn't realize that too).


Arrrrr, it's a toxin.
hence the term 'drugs and alcohol'.


Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-11-2005 17:49:

quote:
Originally posted by NiteMer


Alcohol is not a drug? It's not an illegal drug, but it's a drug. So is nicotene (in cigarettes, just in case you didn't realize that too).

So is caffeine. OMG ZELLERZ SOLDZ ME DRUGZ FROMA VENDING MACHINZ.

Caffeine is a way harsher drug than niccotine...its just not as addictive.


Posted by Mebot on Jan-11-2005 17:50:

Tylenol, claritin, advil and Nyquil are drugs too.


Posted by NiteMer on Jan-11-2005 17:50:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Arrrrr, it's a toxin.
hence the term 'drugs and alcohol'.


Ok. Alcohol is recognized as a drug by many, and is often a solvent for drugs. My bad.


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