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The australians had a similar ad campaign after molson did the I AM CANADIAN one and it was as follows:

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G'day.. uh, I don't have a kangaroo for a pet I don't wrestle with crocodiles, and I don't wear a cork hat. I'd fight wars, but never start wars. I would rather like peace. I can wear my country's flag with pride. I am a rock. I am the ocean. I am the island continent. My brothers are the Smit's, the Wilson's, The Santarilli's, The Vikosky's, The Wong's and the Jagamaroe's. I play football, without a helmet. I LIKE betroot on my hamburger. I ride in the FRONTSEAT of a taxi. I belive this is a PRAWN not a SHRIMP. I belive the world is round and DOWN UNDER is ON TOP. I belive Australia is the best address on earth, and Australians, brew the BEST BEER on EARTH. Cheers.

Its all about waiting for hours for your coat at some clubs

one thing's 4 sure bout Canada:

we CAN smoke weed

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Originally posted by RobbyG. Its all about waiting for hours for your coat at some clubs

but real canadians leave their coats in the car before getting in the club.

you're not a real canadian, traitor!!!!

considering we're the only board who has a stoner's only thread, I think we can smoke our weed with the best of them.

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Originally posted by malek but real canadians leave their coats in the car before getting in the club. you're not a real canadian, traitor!!!!

I cant believe i use to stand in line at guv in a tshirt in the winter back in the day.

Im to old for that now.

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Originally posted by malek but real canadians leave their coats in the car before getting in the club. you're not a real canadian, traitor!!!!

Sorry dude but if there's a line then THAT is the dumbest thing you can do in weather THIS cold...Ever had frostbite? I have & its VERY painful

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Originally posted by Sly_Guy Hey AUTAs, what does it take to get refugee status in Australia? With LKD now a Canadian, I'm considering fleeing the country.

not a citizen yet....should find out within the next 6 months....


oh yea AUTAs thats anotehr thing about canada.....very slow document processing speed

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Originally posted by muzzybear Oh, and generally speaking, Vancouver people don't like Toronto people. I lived in Van for 3 months and all the cool people I met were from Toronto, and the Van people were rude assholes.

LOL! I found the opposite. People turned up their nose when they found out I was from Toronto but honestly what made them nice again was this simple line:

"yeah but i'm not like most toronto people"

"ahh ok cool"

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Originally posted by malek but real canadians leave their coats in the car before getting in the club. you're not a real canadian, traitor!!!!

Paying $2 for coat check is very un-canadian. How dare you?

i wonder if this thread was moved ..

hmmm i'd like to move to Australia myself ..

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Originally posted by dEsidEL i wonder if this thread was moved .. hmmm i'd like to move to Australia myself ..

Sydney, Australia = r0x0rz

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Originally posted by TrueToTheCrew I cant believe i use to stand in line at guv in a tshirt in the winter back in the day. Im to old for that now.

fer real, i SOMEHOW could deal with it - thank GOD i smartened up

Re: what is canada really all aboot?

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Originally posted by batemanscott Hello Canadians, we would like to know stuff aboot your lovely country! Please tell us, if Theresa is here, i dont want you to reply because you are wierd!

well canada is ABOUT spelling ABOOT right!!!!

real canadians can pronounce the word correctly

We have a lot more wogs and bogans than you could ever imagine

...doin doughies down at the local B&S....

Lots of wogs with cars that they consider to be FULLY SICK, MATE, but in actual fact are pieces of shit. People put Type-R badges on their Civics like wogs put Turbo badges on their non-turbo VLs. Blu-tac'd, of course.

canada is all about hockey, beer and whineing

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Originally posted by St_Andrew canada is all about hockey, beer and whineing

what? hockey? in canada? I wish it was still on the good ol' boob tube! I miss it soooooooooo much! the screamin in the cars leaving the pubs and ACC after winning a HOCKEY game! *~* oh well! I partake in some ice skatin' adventures this weekend at city hall if it is aq LOT warmer then in it now!!!!

as for the beer and whineing - I completely agree! I wish there was more hockey!

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Originally posted by TheVrk we CAN smoke weed

canadians surely smoke a hell of a lot more than any other country i have been to.


RESPECT

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Originally posted by vitamin v Whats the temperature there in loverly canada atm??

Today ? This mornning ? I believe it hit -36oC with windchill... and I had a 30 min walk to work (as usual)... my body was warm enough , but damn my face was just numb and in pain from the bite of the cold!

don't forget the "EH!" after each sentence and the addiction to Tim Hortons coffee .. eh..!

+1 for hockey.. i wish hockey was back on!!

Canada is aboot:

• Hockey (which no other country is interested in)
  
• Curling (you don't even wanna know)
  
• Beer (which actually sucks here)
  
• Taxes (guess where 70% of your cash is going, or about 30% if you're just visiting)
  
• Gay marriage (first on the bandwagon, and proud of it!)
  
• Very cold weather
  
• Anti-Americanism (if you hate Dubya, you'll feel right at home here)
  
• Obscene nationalism (look for flags sewn on backpacks and such - we're proud of our culture, whatever it is...)
  
• Good weed (but only on the west coast)
  
• Bacon (an excellent accompaniment to good weed)
  
• Poutine ("I can already feel my arteries clogging!")

Canada is about asking foreigners what they think about our country and asking them what they have heard about us. I think a lot of us are obsessed with telling people we are from Canada because we think we are so great because we are not American.

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You forget to mention that Canada revolves around Toronto...

not to mention the rest of the universe...

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Originally posted by malek but real canadians leave their coats in the car before getting in the club. you're not a real canadian, traitor!!!!

+1

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Originally posted by DigiNut Canada is aboot: Hockey (which no other country is interested in) Curling (you don't even wanna know) Beer (which actually sucks here) Taxes (guess where 70% of your cash is going, or about 30% if you're just visiting) Gay marriage (first on the bandwagon, and proud of it!) Very cold weather Anti-Americanism (if you hate Dubya, you'll feel right at home here) Obscene nationalism (look for flags sewn on backpacks and such - we're proud of our culture, whatever it is...) Good weed (but only on the west coast) Bacon (an excellent accompaniment to good weed) Poutine ("I can already feel my arteries clogging!") Canada is NOT aboot: Military (our army could put Prague and Zaire to shame) Health care (you get a letter telling you to check back in 6 months - but you get it for FREE!) Moose (the only Moose I ever saw were paper mach� statues scattered across the city) Inventions (no, we did not invent basketball, or lacrosse, or the zipper, or velcro, or the telephone) Music (Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morisette, Celine Dion, Nickelback, w00t!!) Toronto is aboot: Traffic jams and dangerous driving Complaining Bragging Multiculturalism (read: thousands of people who don't speak a word of English) Snooty garbagemen Montreal-bashing Vancouver-bashing Everyone-else-bashing Enjoy your stay!

19 years and still enjoying! *Toke*

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