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I scared my girlfriend up by farting once. She woke up in shock!

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| Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I scared my girlfriend up by farting once. She woke up in shock! |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller was it kinda like your avatar? |
If my whole arm isn't asleep when I wake up...its usually two fingers on each hand and the bottom of my arm up to my elbow. Other than just incorrect positioning of my neck during sleep, I don't have any other theories on it. It's been happening for the last 6 months or so.

simple...you were having a wet dream and you think with your dick too much - so your hand was confused|
In teh future: 'Orbax the One Armed Virginator'
Orbax the One Armed Virginator: "stay in school kids"
Little Jimmy: "How did you lose your arm Mr Orbax??"
Orbax the One Armed Virginator: "I had a wet dream that went horribly wrong once son. "
Little Jimmy: "A wet dream Mr Orbax, What's that?"
Orbax the One Armed Virginator: "it's when you wake up in a cold sweet after your arm has tried to kill you. I had to chop my arm off with a hacksaw"
Little Jimmy: [I]"oh thanks Mr Orbax the One Armed Virginator, you are teh great3st!"[I]
If I stop posting its because ive killed myself in my sleep. Just to let you all know.
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| Originally posted by Orbax If I stop posting its because ive killed myself in my sleep. Just to let you all know. |
Aplz
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| Originally posted by Orbax Aplz |
It was god, speaking through you...to you.
He does not like you.
Re: Ok dream where I woke up trying to kill myself
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| Originally posted by Orbax ...as my eyes slowly adjusted I realized I was grabbing my left arm in a death grip around the forearm. |
you're one weird dude. luckly ur also funny
dont forget to take ur meds k.
fear the wu-tu mind control

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