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Posted by halexander837 on Jan-27-2005 21:09:

OMG

WTF are they thinking

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-27-2005 21:10:

My browser is gay. It automatically sets my homepage to davidhasselhoff.com

Posted by Mr. Pink on Jan-27-2005 21:11:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
My browser is gay. It automatically sets my homepage to davidhasselhoff.com

haha

at least it doesnt send you to

www.penislickers.com

not that mine does or anything like that

Posted by bas on Jan-27-2005 21:20:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM

he's gonna be so gay when he grows up

Posted by Geoff on Jan-27-2005 21:39:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM

lol that costume owns

spongebob is one of the best cartoons evAr

"im redy, im redy, im redy"

Posted by UWM on Jan-27-2005 21:49:

There's a girl sitting two seats down from me with a Spongebob Squarepants pen. I all of a sudden have an insatiable desire to put a penis in my mouth.

Posted by tribu on Jan-27-2005 22:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
haha

at least it doesnt send you to

www.penislickers.com

not that mine does or anything like that

And here I thought your browser set yours to www.chisel.com (adult material inside)

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-27-2005 22:29:

my little brother has sponge bob boxers

Posted by mezzir on Jan-27-2005 22:39:

C3PO is a man's man dammit!!!

Posted by Zombie0915 on Jan-27-2005 23:47:

I'm wearing my spongebob boxers right now

my GF gave them to me for christmas

Posted by bas on Jan-28-2005 00:41:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
C3PO is a man's man dammit!!!

that hat...so manly!

Posted by smokeape on Jan-28-2005 00:46:

Spongebob can kiss my ass. Haven't figured out what the big fascination is about him. Looks like another gay icon like that damn purple telly tubby with a purse. Didn't give a damn about that little f*cker either and never watched him, but he made the news like this sponge clown.

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Way Out West - Fear

Posted by OurManFlint on Jan-28-2005 00:53:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
ya know, because the only true belief is Christianity and gays should be shunned, not accepted. damn those heathens!!
It reminds me of an old letter to President Bush:

Dear President Bush,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said," In the eyes of God, marriage is based between a man and a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination..... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Law and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may poses slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify why I cannot own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness. Leviticus 15: 19-24 The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking by most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar to sacrifice, it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord. Lev. 1:9 The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there different levels of abomination?

7. Leviticus 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect of sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20 or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my friends get their hair trimmed including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear GLOVES?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garnments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyesther blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble oif getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev24:10-16. Couldnt we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word IS ETERNAL AND UNCHANGING.

Posted by Geoff on Jan-28-2005 02:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Zombie0915
I'm wearing my spongebob boxers right now

my GF gave them to me for christmas

i've seen those online, i'd totally get a pair

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jan-28-2005 02:14:

spongebob is not cool man.

Posted by smokeape on Jan-28-2005 02:22:

quote:
Originally posted by OurManFlint
It reminds me of an old letter to President Bush:
(Lev 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word IS ETERNAL AND UNCHANGING.

Thanks for your moronic tirade, you bible toter. Totally uncalled for. I take it you're not much of a Trance Addict either, and just a big old Jeebus freak.

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Van Eyden ft Susanne Webb - The One (Sonic Vibe Mix)

Posted by CunningLinguist on Jan-28-2005 02:31:

Just another example of the over-zealousness on the religious right

I mean come on...SPONGEBOB???

If you're an advocate of Christian idealogy what WORSE way to promote your cause.
Instead of your leader tackling REAL issues he attacks Spongebob

Pathetic...

Posted by UWM on Jan-28-2005 13:46:

quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
Thanks for your moronic tirade, you bible toter. Totally uncalled for. I take it you're not much of a Trance Addict either, and just a big old Jeebus freak.

[[[smoke]]]

Apparently you either didn't read the post except for the last line, or you didn't comprehend the joke.

Posted by Psy-T on Jan-28-2005 18:33:

quote:
Originally posted by OurManFlint
It reminds me of an old letter to President Bush:

ROFLMAO

Posted by TuanAnh213 on Jan-28-2005 22:51:

that is why i hate christians

Posted by OurManFlint on Jan-29-2005 00:11:

quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
Thanks for your moronic tirade, you bible toter. Totally uncalled for. I take it you're not much of a Trance Addict either, and just a big old Jeebus freak.

[[[smoke]]]

Van Eyden ft Susanne Webb - The One (Sonic Vibe Mix)
What?
The letter is against "bible toters" and Bush and his holy crusade. I am Christian, but I hate religion and anybody who uses it to justify a point in government.

Posted by astroboy on Jan-29-2005 01:09:

quote:
Originally posted by TuanAnh213
that is why i hate christians

There is a difference between real christians and nut-job christians. For some reason it seems the US has a very large and vocal demographic of the latter. I assure you that the majority of the world's christians would not take these guys seriously.

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