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Posted by Mr. Pink on Feb-01-2005 19:39:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
listen to this little story

i had a speach on a friday
but a thursday i decided to go party in downtown atlanta about 20 minuts or 30 away from my school. party ends like at 5:30 for me cause i passed out i was so drunk. i wake up at 7 drunk as fuck and head to my class........... and give my speach. i got an b+... my speach was about drunk driving and how to avoid it

yeah.... he drives drunk to give a speech on NOT driving drunk

and gets a B+

what he doesn't tell you is how he was violated by a 3foot midget while having to turn in a paper on the Dangers of 3foot midgets, a week later.

Posted by Max Thomson on Feb-01-2005 20:52:

Smoke a blunt before

Posted by bas on Feb-01-2005 21:07:

i ususall brought a bottle of water up there with me, then if i needed a little break i would take a sip. but before hand i would tell them i had a bit of a sore throat and excuse the water....oh crack a joke that helps too. i did that and not only did it kill time but it relaxed me and the audience AND i got extra credit.

oh i was also stoned outta my mind

Posted by Tiger777 on Feb-01-2005 21:12:

only 1 solution to that:

Posted by Sunsnail on Feb-01-2005 22:05:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
^^ yeah thats how you fuck up way2go dumbass

no need for hostilities

well it went ok......My mouth went completely dry, and at a couple of times I couldn't say my words right It was as bad as I thought it would be

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-01-2005 22:10:

Re: stage fright

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
I have to make a 3 minute speech tommorow, and I get nervous when I'm talking in front of people easily.............. what should i do?

SHYEERRR advise time!!

Im teh specialist!

Step one: Wag class

Step two: go over a young hussys house & get her pregnant

Step three: wake up 5 years later with a 3 kids & a mortgage & 16 grey pubic hairs

Step four: Reminisce about the good ole days when you used to wag class

Posted by sensorium on Feb-01-2005 22:12:

He already made the presentation.

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