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Posted by Floorfiller on Feb-15-2005 16:57:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM


that pic is the reason women in the middle east wear vails


Posted by Radagast on Feb-15-2005 16:58:

Just start talking with someone else about how girls should check their upper lips for mustaches every day whenever she-walrus is within earshot. She'd get the hint eventually right?


Posted by tribu on Feb-15-2005 17:02:

haha you all are so mean. This reminds me of high school, where this hot girl's laundry detergent made her smell awful, but no one wanted to tell her.

An anonymous note is fine in these cases. Hopefully shes not paranoid and thinks everyone is talking about it behind her back, but thats out of your hands either way...


Posted by occrider on Feb-15-2005 17:03:

Tell her she's got dandruff under her nose.


Posted by jonze on Feb-15-2005 17:04:

ask her who her favorite baseball player is


Posted by Floorfiller on Feb-15-2005 17:05:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
haha you all are so mean. This reminds me of high school, where this hot girl's laundry detergent made her smell awful, but no one wanted to tell her.




Posted by UWM on Feb-15-2005 17:09:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
haha you all are so mean. This reminds me of high school, where this hot girl's laundry detergent made her smell awful, but no one wanted to tell her.


Haha, in 7th grade my math teacher smelled really bad all the time and wore horrible clothing. We accused her of using "Poop Soap" and making her clothing out of used dishrags and curtains.

Some girls were passing a note once with said material in it and she got it and read it. She cried and left the room.

Teenagers are such little shits.


Posted by Floorfiller on Feb-15-2005 17:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Echo of Silence
There was a girl in one of my classes last year who had like 6 coarse black hairs growing out of her chin. Like whiskers. It was really conspicuous. And yes, when I looked at her, I always noticed those hairs. I wanted to suggest that she pluck them...I mean there weren't a lot. She could have tweezed them off in less than 30 seconds. But I don't know, I never said anything because I didn't want to offend her.


chrissi there is something i need to tell you...


it's about your upper lip...please...hear me out...











thank you for not having a mustache!!!


Posted by Mr. Pink on Feb-15-2005 17:43:

Rasta

I knew a girl in my highschool and she was Smokin!

only thing is that she had a moustache, but she knew this....

so she'd bleach it.


she thought no one would notice.......... all that did was give her a blonde moustache tho


Posted by Floorfiller on Feb-15-2005 17:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Echo of Silence
hehe

new avi just for you, Jason!



OMG...wait...is that a pic of you??

plus a stache hahahah


Posted by Boomer187 on Feb-15-2005 17:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Echo of Silence
hehe

new avi just for you, Jason!




The beard doesn't match the curtains


Posted by Floorfiller on Feb-15-2005 17:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
The beard doesn't match the curtains



Posted by Simcut on Feb-15-2005 18:23:

Talking

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
The beard doesn't match the curtains


beef curtains?


Posted by Simcut on Feb-15-2005 18:30:

Talking

mother******s, I didnt get a chance to save the pics in that babe thread aww lol - not sure about the manbreasts in igottaknow's post :-(


Posted by Orbax on Feb-15-2005 19:18:

Some of my acquaintances fromt he business world had to deal with this shit all the time. Mainly about bad breath and BO.

theyd just leave deodorant on their desk or something before they walked in lol. Anonymous and it always solved the problem. So give her a razor and some aveeno mustache oul.


Posted by Spacey Orange on Feb-15-2005 21:34:

1. Take her out to lunch with a couple of co-workers.

2. Take her out on a night on the town, again with co-workers, so that she gets comfortable. (if she's single, but with a moustache i'm guessing she is.)

3. Get her plastered at an after-party, again to become more comfortable and lose inhibitions.

4. Gather your coworkers and sit her down, in an intimate environment.

5. Sit down in front of her, and then give the signal to your co-workers to tackle her and hold her down while you shave her. (if she's already passed out, the better.)

6. Give a party gift of a couple of razors and shaving cream.


Posted by jonSun on Feb-15-2005 21:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
you could always take a pic of her...photoch0p a real mustache on it and then leave it on her desk with a note that says "take care of this"





Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-15-2005 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM


Dirty Sanchez!


If she's got a hairy lip she has probably also got a hairy ass.


Posted by d-miurge on Feb-15-2005 22:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
If she's got a hairy lip she has probably also got a hairy ass.



Posted by l�cid on Feb-15-2005 22:29:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
haha you all are so mean. This reminds me of high school, where this hot girl's laundry detergent made her smell awful, but no one wanted to tell her.

oh i'm sorry guys, my "laundry detergent" made my clothes smell really bad and i didn't notice until i got to school. gosh how embarassing. i am never buying Tide again!

doesn't laundry detergent normally smell like, really good? fresh air and spring flowers, etc

i don't know if i'd believe that one.


Posted by Cynical on Feb-15-2005 22:29:

Re: So, how do I tell a work colleague to shave her f**king moustache?

quote:
Originally posted by Simcut
Guys,

predicament, me and my colleagues wonder how we should tell a girl in the department to shave her moustache without offending her :S Its wrong, seriously wrong....she's in the early stages of a tache she must have more hair on her than Richard Keys :|


Wow that's tricky mate, I know the feeling of being around someone and being afraid to tell them they need to do something to fix the way they look!

Normal looking guys like us just have to remember that some are not as fortunate as us, and let them get on with it! Remember not everyone can be like you....


Posted by smokeape on Feb-16-2005 01:55:

Just put a Bic disposable on her desk with a Note: Please Use It, Signed your Co-workers.

She'll probably quit the next day. Any woman with a mustache knows it's out there and is a whore not to shave it off daily or permanently, if we only assume she looks at her own ugly mug every week or so in a mirror.


[[[smoke]]]


Posted by Cynical on Feb-16-2005 01:59:

quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
Just put a Bic disposable on her desk with a Note: Please Use It, Signed your Co-workers.

She'll probably quit the next day. Any woman with a mustache knows it's out there and is a whore not to shave it off daily or permanently, if we only assume she looks at her own ugly mug every week or so in a mirror.


[[[smoke]]]


Yeh, that makes no sense at all..

Have a cookie.


Posted by Dmatrox on Feb-16-2005 02:02:

how about this:

u: "you know you have a moustache right?"

her: "yes"

u "okay bye"

end of story

well, may be you can ask her if she has a penor too.


Posted by smokeape on Feb-16-2005 02:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Cynical
Yeh, that makes no sense at all..

Have a cookie.


Well, I suppose we need to put a revolver on your desk then...




[[[smoke]]]


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