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Originally posted by loca Buahahah best movie evarrrr!!!

"Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Yeah. Don't go to England. "

so true, another one of my top movies

lockstock and two smoking barrels is the shit too... Guy Ritchie pwnz

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Originally posted by Ub3rTrancer "Do you have anything to declare, sir? Yeah. Don't go to England. " so true, another one of my top movies lockstock and two smoking barrels is the shit too... Guy Ritchie pwnz

Damn right! Loved LS too! Ah man... now i feel like watching the movies again... hmmm

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Originally posted by loca Damn right! Loved LS too! Ah man... now i feel like watching the movies again... hmmm

lol same here, usually i prob would, but i promised myself to hit the computer lab and work on my computer science assig...

Lock Stock & 2 Smokin' Barrels > Snatch

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.

Nick the Greek: Dunno. Seems expensive.
Tom: Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!" In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek: Alright alright, keep your Alans on!
[Peels off notes from his wad]
Nick the Greek: Here's a ton.
Tom, Eddie: Jesus Christ!
Eddie: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek: 100 pound is still 100 pound.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.

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Originally posted by Kytracid My 10 Top Worst/Cheesiest/Corniest movie lines ... EVA ! [list=1]

i can add another one to that:

hale berry as storm in xmen
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck
by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else"

is that fuken stupid or wut

The Postman - "You're a godsend, a saviour." "No, I'm a postman." (Kevin Costner)

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Originally posted by Brutal The Postman - "You're a godsend, a saviour." "No, I'm a postman." (Kevin Costner)

I think we have a winner.

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Originally posted by Ub3rTrancer I like that one line in Pulp Fiction after Marsellus gets rapped in the ass... Butch - "Are you ok?" Marsellus - "Nah man... Im pretty fukin far from ok." but again, that movie is full of great lines, i fukin love Pulp fiction, one of my top movies of all time. But one of the best dialogs that i just cant help to quote while watchin that movie and giggle after is... Jules: Mmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this? Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie. Jules: What? Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage?" Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage?" Jules: No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules Winnfield: Why? Jimmie: Cause it ain't there, cause storing dead ******s ain't my fucking business, that's why! on man.. the list goes on and on

Fuckn Pulp Fiction and Snatch DO rules some seriosu ass... just choke full o' good expressions!

More, more!

Alex, luvin' the quotes! Fuckn wicked!

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Originally posted by nycionx i can add another one to that: hale berry as storm in xmen "Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else" is that fuken stupid or wut

Speed -
"Don't get dead"

Surprised no one has posted anything from Airplane yet....!

Allow me:

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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[as the plane prepares to take off]
Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
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Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
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So many more.... funniest movie ever

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