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Posted by Phil r on Mar-06-2005 22:57:

Explosives Strapped to Your Body

Get a LOT of explosives. The more the better.
Hook up a detonator to an altimeter. Set it for 100-200 feet. That will give you good dispersion.
Mix vaseline and gasoline in a bucket.
Find a really tall building. Something like the World Trade Center (not anymore, but you get the idea) is perfect and is in a sufficiently crowded area to generate the proper sized crowd.
Get an extra large trench coat, ski mask, duct tape and a lighter.
Bring your materials to the top of your building. Liberally apply the vaseline-gasoline mixture to your entire body. Duct tape the explosives around your legs, arms, head and torso. The more you use the better. You cannot overdo this. Attach the altimeter to the explosives.
Put on the trench coat and mask so that the explosives are not visible.
Start ranting and throwing things so that you are sure to attract notice. Drag this part out as long as possible. Say anything that comes to mind but try to stay away from real problems. Your love life DOES NOT make for a good sound bite. Ask for news cameras from the major networks. Pace around a lot while waving your arms.
DO NOT let on that you have explosives on your body. The police will clear the area and you definitely don't want that.
When you've gotten the crowd to a fevered pitch, when the helicopters are hovering like vultures, whip off the jacket and set yourself on fire.
Wait until you are completely engulfed in flame then jump.
Try to steer yourself towards the crowd. That way flaming falling body parts will pelt the fleeing onlookers when you explode.

Posted by Danny Ocean on Mar-06-2005 22:58:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...%22lava+lamp%22

Posted by getfoul on Mar-06-2005 22:58:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel

Next town over from me

Using an airbag as a pillow.

Posted by Gauss on Mar-06-2005 22:58:

Being run over by a tractor.

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-06-2005 23:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...%22lava+lamp%22

Dude, that's some scary shit.

Posted by Mr. Pink on Mar-06-2005 23:03:

Choking on a piece of projectile dog shit that some how flew out of a tornado at 300mph and fell right smack into your mouth.

Posted by Phil r on Mar-06-2005 23:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...%22lava+lamp%22

i have glass in my house

Posted by hardcore trancer on Mar-06-2005 23:10:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
Being tied up in a chair and being forced to listen to house and progressive.

oh dear god

Posted by Phil r on Mar-06-2005 23:12:

i have a chair

Posted by Nell on Mar-06-2005 23:13:

2 pencils
nose
desk
bang head.

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-06-2005 23:13:

quote:
Originally posted by hardcore trancer
oh dear god

My thoughts exactly.

Posted by DeRangedMind on Mar-06-2005 23:15:

War

Posted by Nell on Mar-06-2005 23:16:

Posted by Psy-T on Mar-06-2005 23:17:

die in your sleep, peacefully

Posted by Psy-T on Mar-06-2005 23:19:

die during sex due to a heart attack

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-06-2005 23:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
2 pencils
nose
desk
bang head.

Gruesome.

quote:
Originally posted by Nell

HAHAHA That's awesome.

Posted by Psy-T on Mar-06-2005 23:20:

die winnipeg die die die ******s die

Posted by Dark Oracle on Mar-06-2005 23:30:

I want to die, giving people the bird, frozen. So whoever finds me with be...Wtf?

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-06-2005 23:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
die winnipeg die die die ******s die

winnipeg is a frozen shithole.

how 'bout a curby.

Posted by wizniz on Mar-06-2005 23:40:

IT WOULD SUCK to die:

on the receiving end of that... or

that...

Posted by OurManFlint on Mar-06-2005 23:42:

Gun?

Posted by wizniz on Mar-06-2005 23:43:

quote:
Originally posted by OurManFlint
Gun?

Not just gun...

a baby with a gun.

Posted by eckmek on Mar-06-2005 23:45:

laugh to death.

the british actually used this in world war II

Long live Monty Python

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-06-2005 23:47:

eating a pound of salt.

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