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Posted by trance85 on Mar-12-2005 02:34:

I use to never ever do it at school, now that I'm at college though, I usually just go in the bathroom like everyone else.

I walk into the bathroom, if I see people in there at the urinals, I just wash my hands and leave to go to another bathroom. If I walk in and there's someone in one of the stalls, I just leave and go to another bathroom also. :P

And yea, I won't come out of a stall if there's people in the bathroom

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-12-2005 03:15:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
I rarely ever took dumps at work when I worked in an office. But the few times I did over the 5 years I always used the handycapped stall since it was the biggest & in the back of the other stalls in the row. But one time I go to the handycapped stall & right before I was about to sit down I realize there is ass spray all over the back of the tiolet seat. Almost made me puke. It was very hard to recover & dump in that office again.

I use the handicapped stall since it's the roomiest for snorting.....co........you know what I mean.

Posted by jonSun on Mar-12-2005 03:36:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
I use the handicapped stall since it's the roomiest for snorting.....co........you know what I mean.

ha ha Awesome.

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-12-2005 03:46:

Posted by Zenchowdah on Mar-12-2005 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Screen
I have never taken a shit in a public place. Ill suffer the whole day with a stomach ache before I ever give into a #2 in an unknown urinal

every time i have to, that scene from trainspotting comes to mind...

Posted by |cEbLu3 on Mar-12-2005 06:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Zenchowdah
every time i have to, that scene from trainspotting comes to mind...

oh gawd just you mentioning it is giving me nasty visuals

Posted by Pett on Mar-12-2005 09:08:

its all about shitting on company time
i made a 25 dollar (CAN) shit once

Posted by mimechita on Mar-12-2005 09:18:

what is this called?

Posted by jonSun on Mar-12-2005 09:20:

quote:
Originally posted by mimechita
what is this called?

Chili.?

Posted by Spacey Orange on Mar-12-2005 11:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_

We got a guy at work who must stand up to take a dump. We are still not sure who the repeat offender is, but the bastard keeps leaving smeared nuggets with a pubic hair on the toilet seat. It's freaken discusting. There's even a note on the door telling people to clean up with the supplied brush!

get that guy a disposable razor!

oh and one more thing, a tobias by another name is still a tobias.

Posted by Cloudburst on Mar-12-2005 11:59:

I our uni the toilets are separate soundproof rooms, no stalls and shit (well those excist too, but meh).

Posted by Simcut on Mar-12-2005 14:36:

lol, that guide is hilarious, it always amazes me to think what someone must eat to send a machine gun flying out of their arse, at work there are 8 toilets and you're guaranteed one person goes in there and re-enacts the classic Two Ronnies comedy sketch "The Phantom Raspberry Blower" - or maybe just the sound :P its like "woah, what the fuck you been eating/drinking man!" - I'm courteous and allow the person to leave the toilet and the room before coming out to save their embarassment

Posted by Dervish on Mar-12-2005 15:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
I our uni the toilets are separate soundproof rooms, no stalls and shit (well those excist too, but meh).

Ahh right I was in a company building with thouse once, wondered why they made them separate.

Posted by L.E.N. on Mar-12-2005 21:17:

So far I havent had to at work yet (knock on wood) If I did, at least there is only one toilet per room...but they are filthy Fucking mechanics mess the place up

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Mar-12-2005 21:32:

I few shy pooperers in here I see. If I gotta poop it doesnt worry me too much really. Id rather get rid off the brown baby than fart all day. I hate people coming up to me just after ive done a fart. The look on the persons face is quite amusing as a look of discust comes over it; though it is freaken embarrising/ unless it's a mate, & then ill save it up & use it against them when the time is right .

Posted by Sunsnail on Sep-20-2005 22:23:

I had an explosive diarrhea attack at school today. It got all over the toilet and floor. Thank god no one was in there.

Posted by Eagle` on Sep-20-2005 22:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Conlon
fucking n00bz just put toilet tissue in the toilet before you take a dump.

stops splash back and noises.

didnt you ever learn about acoustics

and that's how its done !!!

you're teh king

Posted by Mr. Pink on Sep-20-2005 22:40:

i read this whole thing and it cracked me up

Posted by Krypton on Sep-20-2005 22:42:

i had to laugh when i saw the thread title, as it relates to an activity ive just done. we've all done. im just one to admit it straight up.

Posted by Krypton on Sep-20-2005 22:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
I had an explosive diarrhea attack at school today. It got all over the toilet and floor. Thank god no one was in there.

ever found that giant terd in the school bathroom??

Posted by eye_03 on Sep-20-2005 22:52:

NEVER do it during breaks, just think about it.. THEY'RE PAYING ME TO POOP!!11ONE

Posted by superglo on Sep-21-2005 01:48:

quote:
Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::

ever found that giant terd in the school bathroom??

the one thats standing vertically and sticking out halfway out of the bowl ?? the same one that seems to be in the only empty stall left when you really need to take a dump ??

yea.

then you break the sound barrier running to another bathroom.

Posted by LiGHT78 on Sep-21-2005 01:56:

Haha, still one of the best thread ever!

I remember dying of laughter the first time I read all this shit.

Posted by SpecRadio on Sep-21-2005 02:21:

I hate the people that throw crap at you and look over the top...homos

I laughed reading this whole thread

Posted by Spike on Sep-21-2005 02:37:

if im on break or lunch n i gotta shit i ALWAYS hold it and wait to make the drop til after. n its no surprise to my manager or any else there that i take my sweet ass time

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