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| Originally posted by Boomer187 then I can extend my dj sammy - heaven tribute mix to more than 33 minutes. |
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| Originally posted by DannyO The mixes are Original, Flip & Fill Remix and then Green Court Remix. Its this record: HERE |
No offense to you personally Boomer but what you said just makes me want to throw up. Moving on.
What you need to do with that DJ Sammy vinyl is have a mate drive you past some brick buildings. You need to lean out of the window and launch that bitch like a frisbee straight into a brick wall as you speed by it in the car. If you do it right the vinyl will shatter like its an acetate pressing.
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| Originally posted by Zild No offense to you personally Boomer but what you said just makes me want to throw up. Moving on. What you need to do with that DJ Sammy vinyl is have a mate drive you past some brick buildings. You need to lean out of the window and launch that bitch like a frisbee straight into a brick wall as you speed by it in the car. If you do it right the vinyl will shatter like its an acetate pressing. |
You should beat Boomer over the head with it.
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| Originally posted by J:\Digital Slowly warm the record evenly, gradually start bending the edges around and to form a round ball type shape. melt all edges together to seal it shut (minus the spindle hole), fill with gunpowder or gasoline... insert a long fuse. seal around the fuse... light fuse... then run.  |
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| Originally posted by Wraith This by far is the best idea. |
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| Originally posted by Zild No offense to you personally Boomer but what you said just makes me want to throw up. Moving on. What you need to do with that DJ Sammy vinyl is have a mate drive you past some brick buildings. You need to lean out of the window and launch that bitch like a frisbee straight into a brick wall as you speed by it in the car. If you do it right the vinyl will shatter like its an acetate pressing. |
seriosuly dude id be more than happy to take that off your hands, ill pay for shipping.
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| Originally posted by DannyO Right now its probably first place, as I could pull it off. |
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| Originally posted by J:\Digital When you say I, you mean Josh will be lighting the fuse and running his mutherf**king ass off to get away...???? |
<-JOSH
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| Originally posted by Mike123 You should beat Boomer over the head with it. |
melt it into the shape of a penis, and when it cools go up to people and stick it in their faces, or make a penis shaped lampshade out of the record!
Bring it to a shotgun club and put it in the skeet shoot. Whip out shotgun and put it out of our misery.
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| Originally posted by AudioGuru melt it into the shape of a penis, and when it cools go up to people and stick it in their faces, or make a penis shaped lampshade out of the record! |
or
.30 CAL MG vs. Record?
write:"DJ sammy sucks!! this song sucks!!" and send it back to him. I think he'll get the message!!
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| Originally posted by J:\Digital Do you have a fetish for penises???? |
that would be so phat if you melted it down into a hundred little acetate BB pellets, got a boat down to mallorca in spain with 2 BB assault rifles loaded full of em and fired em back into the mainland that spawned this musical abortion.
Kidnap and drug Armin then surgically implant a small explosive device in his neuro cortex. With this knowledge as blackmail, I would then make him drop this track at NYE midnight 05/06 and piss myself laughing while everyone else recoils in horror.
Get some petrol, give the record a nice coating then light it and youv got a flaming frisby, would have to get some good gloves tho. Or you could keep the same idea and see how far you can roll it down your street 
Best idea would be to strap it to some fireworks or somehow blow it up though
strap to catherine wheels to either side and roll it down the street.
soak it in some hydrochloric acid, that will be fun. My postal hazmat dad has a couple of gallons of that stuff for cleaning his driveway or destroying evidence or something, you can have some if you want...
Hope you've not destroyed this yet, I have some ideas.
1) Do a burn out on it in your car, set the ****** under yr wheel keep yr handbrake on and go full throttle on it. Then if you've got an old cart play it see if it sounds any better.
2) Tie it to yr car like someone else said and drag it aorund until nothing is left.
3) Fireworks as also metioned before, send the record up into heaven then watch it crash back down into hell where it belongs.
4) Cover it with grated cheese put it a baking tray leave it in the oven for about 20 mins gas mark 6 and you have your own ultra cheese pizza.
5) Do any of the sugestions and then sell it to one of the people that wanna buy it.
I gotta see the video of this, this thread bout made me piss myself.
Also dont forget to burn the sleeve so there is no evidence left.
ps. make sure you back it up to cd first for future use.
Then destroy that too lol.
Ill dig through last years' 4th of July and see if I have any mortars left.
I know for sure I have a couple dozen 6/8/12oz rockets. Dunno how Im gonna send em to ya though....
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