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Posted by NiteMer on Apr-01-2005 23:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
whoa whoa whoa. they're gone now. and i'm straight up out of molasses.

Syrup?

Posted by CyberneticAngel on Apr-01-2005 23:45:

quote:
Originally posted by NiteMer
Syrup?

or honey, feel free to use your imagination

Posted by UWM on Apr-01-2005 23:47:

It's not cheating, if you spread peanut butter on your testicles and have your dog lick it off.

Because it's YOUR dog!!

Just do something like that. Bestiality is always an awkward thing.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Apr-01-2005 23:55:

What do you think youve done wrong? Does the land lord think your a drug dealer or something?

Posted by Omega_Blue on Apr-02-2005 00:12:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
It's not cheating, if you spread peanut butter on your testicles and have your dog lick it off.

i gotta throw that up as my sig. my landlady bitches all the time about noise and people coming and going at random times all throughout the night. she says that the volume of complaints is so bad that it can't be false. she's right pretty much.

Posted by wizniz on Apr-02-2005 00:53:

just dont answer...

duh?

edit:
this is what you did.

Posted by DarkWater on Apr-02-2005 14:04:

quote:
Originally posted by CyberneticAngel
You know that even if you open the dorr they cannot come in unless
...
3) weed smoke billows out your door when you open it (giving them "probable cause")

Negative. They need more than just smell.

Posted by igottaknow on Apr-02-2005 14:10:

slide some donuts under the door and they should go away until they get hungry again

Posted by Lira on Apr-02-2005 14:28:

Tell them you're not home

Posted by Arbiter on Apr-02-2005 14:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
what do you think that's all about?

Well you blew your chance to find out didn't you?

Posted by Cal on Apr-02-2005 17:30:

Best thing to do in a situation like that is yell "You'll never get me coppers" and start spraying them with the hose

Posted by djkoolaide on Apr-02-2005 17:33:

quote:
Originally posted by CyberneticAngel
You know that even if you open the dorr they cannot come in unless

1) you invite them (as in say yes when they ask to come in)

2) They have a search warrent (equals you are focked anyway)

3) weed smoke billows out your door when you open it (giving them "probable cause")

yeah, but to be honest, the cops REALLY don't give a shit about warrants or rights anymore

Posted by Mr. Pink on Apr-02-2005 17:41:

yeah but even if they dont care, the search wouldnt be legal.

the judicial system still works the same, friend

checks and balances are in play here.

some cop walks in and catches me tokin herb.....unless he has a paper sayin WARRANT to enter, he's got shit.

Posted by Lateralus on Apr-02-2005 17:41:

quote:
Originally posted by djkoolaide
yeah, but to be honest, the cops REALLY don't give a shit about warrants or rights anymore

Not that their oppinion matters, they're still obligated by the system to maintain this protocol. They cant just make up rules on their own, and if they do, you can take them to court for it.

Posted by igottaknow on Apr-02-2005 17:45:

knock, knock, who's there?

it's the police motherfuckor!

Posted by Project 7 on Apr-02-2005 17:55:

Masterbate

Posted by placebo on Apr-02-2005 17:57:

Posted by K-PAXian on Apr-02-2005 18:30:

Give them a good wank!

Posted by CyberneticAngel on Apr-02-2005 20:28:

quote:
Originally posted by K-PAXian
Give them a good wank!

I searched Wank and this was the funniest thing I found on the first page

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