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if she cleans it real well in the shower before u go down on her, it'll just taste like her vagina anyway...

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Originally posted by mezzir however, if someone i was with wanted to give me a blumpkin, FUCK that

You must be mistaken.

Receiving a blumpkin is like the pinnacle of your sexual career. If you can actually find a woman willing to give you head while you're sitting on the toilet, do not, I repeat DO NOT let her go!

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Originally posted by Slylee if she cleans it real well in the shower before u go down on her, it'll just taste like her vagina anyway...

hmm..

ive heard some crazy ass storied about people getting shat on etc..

why go in the out door?

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Originally posted by UWM You must be mistaken. Receiving a blumpkin is like the pinnacle of your sexual career. If you can actually find a woman willing to give you head while you're sitting on the toilet, do not, I repeat DO NOT let her go!

well if she's that devoted, then yeah don't let her go
but come on, its a blumpkin!

The ol blumpkin. Has anyone ever, actually, gotten one, here? I don't think I'd ever ask a girl to do something that gross, however, if the girl was kinky enough to bring it up, you know I'd do it. The idea of that feeling of relief + that feeling of, well, pure enjoyment, would be pretty damn sweet. Somehow figure out a way to time the orgasm with a big drop.

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Originally posted by mezzir well if she's that devoted, then yeah don't let her go but come on, its a blumpkin!

b0p it!

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Originally posted by dinoXpress hmm.. ive heard some crazy ass storied about people getting shat on etc.. why go in the out door?

it's pretty much common knowledge that stimulating the anal area during sex enhances the orgasm for some people. not everyone likes it though and that's normal. i've heard about straight guys (from the girl telling me) liking a finger in their ass while getting a blow job.

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Originally posted by Slylee it's pretty much common knowledge that stimulating the anal area during sex enhances the orgasm for some people. not everyone likes it though and that's normal. i've heard about straight guys (from the girl telling me) liking a finger in their ass while getting a blow job.

yeah ive heard stuff like that as well, next time i get my hands on a freak, ill try some of this stuff out..

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Originally posted by Slylee it's pretty much common knowledge that stimulating the anal area during sex enhances the orgasm for some people. not everyone likes it though and that's normal. i've heard about straight guys (from the girl telling me) liking a finger in their ass while getting a blow job.

I've never experienced it, so I won't whole-heartedly say that I wouldn't like it, but I'm not sure that I'm down with this idea. A friend of mine said that he liked having the outer asshole played with, while his girl was giving head to him, but I'm not so convinced.

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Originally posted by NiteMer The ol blumpkin. Has anyone ever, actually, gotten one, here? I don't think I'd ever ask a girl to do something that gross, however, if the girl was kinky enough to bring it up, you know I'd do it. The idea of that feeling of relief + that feeling of, well, pure enjoyment, would be pretty damn sweet. Somehow figure out a way to time the orgasm with a big drop.

haha yeah you got a point man
but idk
i feel like it'd be ridiculously hard to pull even just from the timing point, especially if the woman gives good head
i know that when i'm getting head there's no way i'd be able to just sit there and think 'ok...relax the sphincter....wait no no not there yet, ok gogogo!'
if you want something truly bizzare, try having sex on a trampoline

as for ass play on men, isn't the prostate like the closest we have to the g-spot?
and i think you can stimulate it (although not as much) just by like fingering the taint or something
this is what happens when i work at a place that has women's magazines lying around all day

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Originally posted by mezzir haha yeah you got a point man but idk i feel like it'd be ridiculously hard to pull even just from the timing point, especially if the woman gives good head i know that when i'm getting head there's no way i'd be able to just sit there and think 'ok...relax the sphincter....wait no no not there yet, ok gogogo!' if you want something truly bizzare, try having sex on a trampoline

the most difficult sexual experience ive had involved a hammock on the beach.


hammocks are teh bitch.

Hahaha. Every conversation regarding blumpkins is always good for a larf.

Don't forget about the Jelly Donut, another classic!

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Originally posted by dinoXpress the most difficult sexual experience ive had involved a hammock on the beach. hammocks are teh bitch.

wow
thats in incredible
wait a hammock like this:


or one like this:

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Originally posted by UWM Hahaha. Every conversation regarding blumpkins is always good for a larf. Don't forget about the Jelly Donut, another classic!

explain?

gina is allllll good.

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Originally posted by mezzir

but muuuuuuuch thinner, and high up, like 4 and half feet above the ground, my back ached after.


but it was too good to pass up.

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Originally posted by dinoXpress but muuuuuuuch thinner, and high up, like 4 and half feet above the ground, my back ached after. but it was too good to pass up.

good man for recognizing an opportunity i'd yell at you if you passed up
so like...girl on top?
jesus how'd you do that

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Originally posted by mezzir explain?

Hahaha, it's really crass and wrong, but here goes:

When you are getting head, right before you are about to bust it you pull out and shoot it on the victims face, and then punch them in the nose. The resulting mixture looks like jelly!


Yes, ma'am, I'd like a first class ticket on the first flight to Hell.

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Originally posted by Slylee it's pretty much common knowledge that stimulating the anal area during sex enhances the orgasm for some people. not everyone likes it though and that's normal. i've heard about straight guys (from the girl telling me) liking a finger in their ass while getting a blow job.

Right.... It's not just jamming a finger up the guy's ass though, you have to stimulate the prostate.... 2-3 inchs in and down.

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Originally posted by mezzir good man for recognizing an opportunity i'd yell at you if you passed up so like...girl on top? jesus how'd you do that

i started off on top, but we quickly found out that wasnt happening, but she couldnt sit up on me, or the centre of gravity would be too high, so she kind of leaned down so her head was by my head, she moved up and down horizontally isntead.. sort of thing, luckily she was like 5' and im 6'1" had she been any taller, no *fucking* way it would have worked.

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Originally posted by UWM Hahaha, it's really crass and wrong, but here goes: When you are getting head, right before you are about to bust it you pull out and shoot it on the victims face, and then punch them in the nose. The resulting mixture looks like jelly! Yes, ma'am, I'd like a first class ticket on the first flight to Hell.

Sounds like it's in the same family as the heralded "Donkey Punch".

How about the rodeo. When doing a girl from behind, you pull out of her vag and put it in her ass. Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.

Or the ever elusive, fake orgasm humiliator. Here you are doing a girl from behind and pull out, spitting on her back. She'll think you came and turn around. This is when you spray her in the face.


Note - I have never put any of these strategies into practice, but they sure are funny, in theory.

shit i read a list of those a while back, fucking great
the gorilla mask!
go at it for a while from the back, then donkey punch her and knock her unconscious
shave her pubes, gather them, cum on her face, and spread the pubes around
gorilla mask!

/ticket to hell also

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Originally posted by NiteMer How about the rodeo. When doing a girl from behind, you pull out of her vag and put it in her ass. Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.

I like the variation of the Rodeo where you are banging some girl from behind and you start calling out other girls' names and see how long you can hang on.


Edit - http://happy.happysplat.com/otherlist.html


Hahahaha. I particularly like "The Tony Danza" #43

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Originally posted by NiteMer I don't know why, but the girl I've been seeing wouldn't let me go down on her. She was rolling, though, and that may have been part of the reason. I don't know.

you know what? it's probably just because she is young and inexperienced. i mean my ex didn't like me going down on her even after we'd been together for a long time...she just thought it was kinda gross...she didn't like the idea of kissing me afterwards and stuff hehehe...and she didn't think it was really as personal as sex when two people are close to each other and all...hopefully these women grow out of it hehehe...


but i dunno...if she's already been taking it in the ass, i don't know if we can blame inexperience...sounds like she'd be up for it...might just be what you guys said then...

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