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Originally posted by Floorfiller you know i'm starting to think this whole... "jason you are gay" thing is really your way of coping with the fact that you can't have this

hahahahahah yea maybe...













hmmmmm




































nope, ur gay.

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Originally posted by Michael19 i am sure he will show you how straight he is on your prom night!

lol

it's gettin old guys

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL Ladies Love Cool Jason Rock on dude... Just next time wake me up for a better story... okay?

sorry

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa lol it's gettin old guys

i know hun, but just accept the fact that u guys aren't gonna live this one down for like a month...or actually make that a month after he goes with u and then u guys come back and post about it.

if you're smart, u won't post prom pics.

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Originally posted by Slylee i know hun, but just accept the fact that u guys aren't gonna live this one down for like a month...or actually make that a month after he goes with u and then u guys come back and post about it. if you're smart, u won't post prom pics.

oh we gotta post teh pics HAHAHAHA...i look good in a tux






pr0...this is all your fault by the way hahahaha

hehe good thread

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Originally posted by Slylee i know hun, but just accept the fact that u guys aren't gonna live this one down for like a month...or actually make that a month after he goes with u and then u guys come back and post about it. if you're smart, u won't post prom pics.

fingers crossed he doesnt get her pregnant, cos then they definitly wont live it down!

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Originally posted by Michael19 fingers crossed he doesnt get her pregnant, cos then they definitly wont live it down!

dude...i'm a dead-beat dad...just ask theresa...so it's all good

Unbelievably hot girl = need for attention

Should have kept her right next to you the whole time, but oh well plenty of fish in the sea. If you're not good with girls like I am I'd suggest trying to find some outside the bar scene.

Anyways I got a funny story from Howells show at Avalon Friday. Me and my two friends, both who have never been to a club nor have listend to anything but snadstorm and heaven, were having a blast. They were dancing on the boxes and this smoking girl comes up and starts dancing with my friend. He is kidna startled by this and looks down. She has this fat 40 year old asian pimp looking guy just burning two holes right through her. I guess this girl was with him, as he helped her on the box. My friend obviously is creeped out with this so moves slightly away from her. The girl just keeps going. Just hillarious at what an awkward situation that was.

ive met so many girls like that.

such a shame

I have a good anecdote guys. Today at the rec where I play tennis at there's this gorgeous girl. So I decided to walk up to her and initiate a convo. It all went perfect and I got her number and I'll hopefully go to teh beach with her next weekend. And I'll try to post pictars too! This girl is like a 9,5

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Originally posted by Floorfiller dude...i'm a dead-beat dad...just ask theresa...so it's all good

That's why I haven't been around lately... been trying to take care of our illegitimate child.

Jerk!

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Originally posted by Theresa That's why I haven't been around lately... been trying to take care of our illegitimate child. Jerk!

i'll send more money...i promise

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Originally posted by Floorfiller alright alright... you guys missed the most important part of the story... i TALKED to a hot chick with no fear...and it ALMOST worked

wait, she was a whore that was dancing on 10 dudes...I think she was out to have a dude pick her up. I mean I don't wanna ruin any confidence ya got, but f0 really...some girls just wanna get laid some nights.




and next time always be teh first to dance with the girl. and not liek just pelvic thrust dancing, use your hands correctly....heh, once she realises you got some skills at dancing she will be turning down those guys when your gone . at least thats what I do.

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Originally posted by Slylee you met a hot whore at a bar and then u left her there? i think you missed what you were REALLY supposed to learn...and that is that you are gay.

Shit Jamie that made me laugh so fuckin hard...lmao...I spit wine all over my keyboard...

thats goin in my fuckin sig...

Dont date whores.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Dont date whores.

exactly, never date them....just do your thing and leave them.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Dont date whores.

don't worry ang...you know me hehehe. seriously...i thought this girl was awesome when i was talking to her...but then we go out...and was totally turned off...even if she was a hottie...i couldn't be with a chick like that.

ehhhh, i had a different situation, this girl i liked, not knowing that she was sucha freaking flirt decided to bust it out on me,

after having her figure out that i liked her, she totally disowned me cause she only saw me as a friend, but that's off topic, anyways i'm pretty sure everyone will quote me and i'll take some of your bullets so yeah let's see how far this goes

so i've had my share of chicks, instead of just hitting on them, just let them come to you, worse comes to worse, you can always resort to myspace.com and try adding a million hot chicks so that more chicks will think your an online pimp, and then try to consider that you might be cool enough to go out with, but like i said, myspace is a last resort for single males that'r in their midlife crises and up

INFUSION - Girls can be cruel, GOOD SINGLE,

get it, and play it over and over and over again, trust me

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Originally posted by Floorfiller don't worry ang...you know me hehehe. seriously...i thought this girl was awesome when i was talking to her...but then we go out...and was totally turned off...even if she was a hottie...i couldn't be with a chick like that.

we're not telling u to date her...

I think the general consensus here Jason is...that you should have HIT THAT SHIT WHILE IT WAS HOT.

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Originally posted by Clovis86 I think the general consensus here Jason is...that you should have HIT THAT SHIT WHILE IT WAS HOT.

wow, hey chill guys this ain't a flamming session just yet,

but i have one word to say for now,

BOOOOOYAH!!!!

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Originally posted by Clovis86 I think the general consensus here Jason is...that you should have HIT THAT SHIT WHILE IT WAS HOT.

yea exactly.




and i thought i was going to be in your sig! u got me all excited...

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Originally posted by Slylee yea exactly. and i thought i was going to be in your sig! u got me all excited...

well I dunno...because you are technically part of the crackhead alliance...

I think I'll change it.

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Originally posted by Theresa That's why I haven't been around lately... been trying to take care of our illegitimate child. Jerk!

haha wow for a minute i thought this was true. i was like, dude how sad.






it isnt true is it?



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Fucking Crackheads.

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