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Lol the thread maker has gone awol i want updates.

As for getting fired from work i almost got the boot by dancing to some old godskitchen cd on the production line in some factory :P.

All though a few months later i eventually got fired for covering tools with loctite lol.

Now im a college bum.

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Originally posted by kid nyce he wants to get fired so he can claim unemployment from the govt. if you quit, you can't claim unemployment and have the govt cut you a $300 check per week lols oh yea this is applicable only if you've worked at the company for more than a year

i dont think you can claim unumployment if you get fired. you can only get it if you get laid off. there is apparently a difference, cause i have many friends who live off unumployment.

from what i've been told the most effective way to get laid off is to ask your boss to do it.

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Originally posted by butterfly i dont think you can claim unumployment if you get fired. you can only get it if you get laid off. there is apparently a difference, cause i have many friends who live off unumployment. from what i've been told the most effective way to get laid off is to ask your boss to do it.

Sounds good to me!

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Originally posted by butterfly i dont think you can claim unumployment if you get fired. you can only get it if you get laid off. there is apparently a difference, cause i have many friends who live off unumployment. from what i've been told the most effective way to get laid off is to ask your boss to do it.

that's the easy way out

what is a lemon party?


similar to a golden shower?

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Originally posted by Michael19 what is a lemon party? similar to a golden shower?

I was wondering the same thing...

wouldnt that reflect off your employment record for when u want to get another job? theyll see u got fired, and that would reflect badly off someone.

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Originally posted by Michael19 what is a lemon party? similar to a golden shower?

its a "shock" site like ******* or goatse

if you absolutely want to go there, just type in "lemonparty" followed by a ".org" which i refuse to provide a link for for fear of being banned

btw.. i've never been there and hope to never accidentally click a link and be redirected there.... shock sites scare me

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Originally posted by D-res its a "shock" site like ******* or goatse if you absolutely want to go there, just type in "lemonparty" followed by a ".org" which i refuse to provide a link for for fear of being banned btw.. i've never been there and hope to never accidentally click a link and be redirected there.... shock sites scare me

interesting..



i heard theres a tub girl 2, havent found it yet, anyone confirm this?

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Originally posted by Michael19 interesting.. i heard theres a tub girl 2, havent found it yet, anyone confirm this?

why the fuck would anyone WANT to confirm this

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Originally posted by D-res why the fuck would anyone WANT to confirm this

best wanking material i have ever found on the net.

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Originally posted by Kitikat He should put his boss's stapler in Jello. It will be especially effective if its a Swingline stapler that his boss is very attached to.

I told them, I set the building on fire.

Just have him clean a fish on his desk. Should work.

Note - Technically you can't claim unemployment, when fired, but, rather, when you are laid off. There is a difference. If the company had a reason, other than cutting back, for firing you, you technically can't make a claim. However, most companies don't contest it, and you get it anyway. That's what happened to me. I was lucky.

*******?

Well...I know someone that got fired from McDonald's for making a slight alteration to their sign out front...

"Now Hiring Smiling Faces"... edited to

"Now Hiring Smiling Feces"

I would recommend any method that offends their customers...if you are bad enough they will fire you on the spot to show their customers they dont "tolerate" that type of behavior.

TCrew

Just get caught fappin on the job, that'll do it

LOL!!!
reminds me of that episode in Seinfeld where George wanted to get fired from the Yankees.

Tell your friend to invite whores and strippers to his boss's office in order for him to get caught with them in the middle of things or tell him to bring some big ass speakers and plug them into a computer and then playing some Brianna Banks's films on full volume.

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Originally posted by Michael19 best wanking material i have ever found on the net.

How many times did you get shot in the head?

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