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we don't fart... we fluff.
thats only when you dont know them on an intimate lever. one of my exes used to fart on my thigh when we were in bed. that girl had a strange sense of humor.
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| Originally posted by Krysta_101 we don't fart... we fluff. |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow one of my exes used to fart on my thigh when we were in bed. that girl had a strange sense of humor. |
*fluffs*
Say it smells like the air in Arizona! Say it BITCH! 
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| Originally posted by Krysta_101 *fluffs* Say it smells like the air in Arizona! Say it BITCH! |
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| Originally posted by Krysta_101 *fluffs* Say it smells like the air in Arizona! Say it BITCH! |
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| Originally posted by AlphaStarred <3 pussy farts. |
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| Originally posted by Krysta_101 ^^does that get you all hot and bothered? Remember... it never loses suction! |
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| Originally posted by Krysta_101 Sexual fetish? Do you have intercourse with vaccuums? It's okayyy to admit it... ^^does that get you all hot and bothered? Remember... it never loses suction! |
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| Originally posted by Mebot well of course not, that's a top of the line Dyson vacuum... |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller didn't i see on a commercial that it generates a suction more powerful that a 1000x the force of gravity... man that shit might rip your dick off |
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| Originally posted by Krysta_101 wouldn't that be like a blackhole? Do you know how awesome that would be to blackhole a dick into oblivion with a Dyson?! Okay, maybe that's just me and my Lorraina Bobbett tendecies... |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller first you took the knife to yourself...and now you take it to all the men in your life |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow thats only when you dont know them on an intimate lever. one of my exes used to fart on my thigh when we were in bed. that girl had a strange sense of humor. |
what the fuck do "vaccuums" have to do with queefs?
for Krysta_101's edification: 1. Queef
an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.
you need to do some more shagging methinks.
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| Originally posted by Krysta_101 ...orrrrr a Dyson... because... y'know... the whole penis oblivion genocide has severely piqu�d my interest... |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller didn't i see on a commercial that it generates a suction more powerful that a 1000x the force of gravity... man that shit might rip your dick off |
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| Originally posted by AlphaStarred what the fuck do "vaccuums" have to do with queefs? for Krysta_101's edification: 1. Queef an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart. |
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| Originally posted by Krysta_101 as Coup said to me... Like all the threads in the COR are down to earth, completely factual, and serious... stfu n00b. |
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| Originally posted by AlphaStarred sit on it. |
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| Originally posted by Krysta_101 now you like your dick to smell like poo? you're an odd, perplexing, and vexxing individual |
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| Originally posted by AlphaStarred damn woman! you see right through me! |
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| Originally posted by Krysta_101 Well, duhhhh.... you think a vagina is just there to queef and download kids?! No, it's an evil all-seeing, omniscient eye as well. That's why we stick things in it sometimes called tampons... when we wanna be covert. |
hung out w/ 2 gfs last night and we had a discussion on this.
yes they fart
when not around guys, theyre proud about it
they fart loud
i wasnt suprised but it was one of those things you just dont want to hear...
i take a nap on one of them using my favorite pillows and wake up to her saying "man i think im gonna fart!" i was like 
meh. w/e
we're all human
even supermodels fart i suppose
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