What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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Posted by Quinders on May-25-2005 15:29:

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Subsequently, the machine is a convienance but certainly not worthy of being considered "the greatest thing since...".

No, no. The original poster's question was "What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?", not since. You have to build the bread slicing machine first in order to slice the bread. Well, you could have done it with a knife so maybe the knife is the best thing before sliced bread

**collapses and head explodes**

Posted by placebo on May-25-2005 15:32:

baby killing

Posted by tjpatel on May-25-2005 15:34:

k-y lubricant

Posted by Ibizadreamer AG on May-25-2005 15:40:

p00n

Posted by Estella on May-25-2005 16:30:

Downy fabric softner?

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-25-2005 16:38:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
who doesn't eat bread sliced?

people with candida... they don't eat bread at all.

Posted by astroboy on May-25-2005 17:01:

sexual reproduction

Posted by mentalbarter on May-25-2005 17:06:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
sexual reproduction

u must be doin it wrong if sliced bread has surpassed your sexual gratification

Posted by Fundamental on May-25-2005 17:09:

quote:
Originally posted by mentalbarter
u must be doin it wrong if sliced bread has surpassed your sexual gratification

...and on that note, I'm loving the new sig.

Posted by pia on May-25-2005 17:40:

i HATE sliced bread.

Posted by Miss Bliss on May-25-2005 17:46:

warming lube makes your ass burn like fire, ouch

Posted by astroboy on May-25-2005 18:31:

quote:
Originally posted by mentalbarter
u must be doin it wrong if sliced bread has surpassed your sexual gratification

Not surpassed... but enhanced:
http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sg...T/20050511.html

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Posted by mentalbarter on May-25-2005 18:34:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
[color=limegreen]Not surpassed... but enhanced:
http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sg...T/20050511.html

lol how did you find that shit

Posted by astroboy on May-25-2005 18:39:

quote:
Originally posted by mentalbarter
lol how did you find that shit

Oh I was just looking up every combination of every synonym for bread and sex i could think of... as one does, and I just happened to come accross it. Why do you ask?

Posted by AlphaStarred on May-25-2005 18:41:

macrocosmic biogenetic noxious alien lifeforms who raped and probed you.

Posted by torontotrance on May-25-2005 21:55:

tits

Posted by nchs09 on May-25-2005 21:59:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
who doesn't eat bread sliced?
i try not to.. i like fresh bagguets

Posted by astroboy on May-26-2005 01:24:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
what the fuck is a bagguet

zis is a baguette:

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