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Posted by Vitz on May-27-2005 01:54:

quote:
Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
and a lot of these .. ( ) and ( ) and also the infamous ( ) ...

but also here's some stuff no one has mentioned yet ..

in order to be a true COR member, you have to :

- post a thread about how and why you are drunk
- post a thread what to do when your relationship sucks
- post a thread about butts3x0r ..
- post a thread about what you saw in your breakfast cereal
- post a thread about what you read in the morning paper (you can read the paper right ?? .. it's that gray piece of paper that does not glow like your monitor, and there is actual black and white ink, instead of the standard RGB colors ... .. kidding .. hahhaa)
- post a thread about your hot girlfriend
- and best of all .. post a thread about your pooper .. hahahahahha

haha drunk threads, this is gonna be fun

Hmm, is it really mandatory to post a thread about my pooper? cause i dont see any link, oh well, why not. one day you'll see that thread

Posted by Vitz on May-27-2005 01:57:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
Join me and embracethe dark side.

Now there are several things you must know before you begin:
1)Do NOT send teh lettar!!

2)The brass monkey flies at midnight *wink*

3)A George Foreman Grill is not worth buying unless it vibrates.

4)The correct protocol for welcoming a new female member is as follows:
. a)OMGHI2U;
. b)Are you a real girl?; [if yes then]
. c)Buttseckz??!!
. d)Pics or stfu!

5)OMG I cry, I die!

6)Only use the following curse when heavily insulted: "I want your balls to die!"

7)

8)STFU n00b!

Your training may now commence.

mr Astroguy, you seem like a good mentor, but this "brass monkey" thing intrigues me, so well... I dunno.
i'll have to think about it overnight and hope that the brass monkey doesnt strike... yet

Posted by Fundamental on May-27-2005 02:30:

Hey Vits! Welcome to the forums!

quote:
Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
- post a thread about how and why you are drunk
- post a thread what to do when your relationship sucks
- post a thread about butts3x0r ..
- post a thread about what you saw in your breakfast cereal
- post a thread about what you read in the morning paper (you can read the paper right ?? .. it's that gray piece of paper that does not glow like your monitor, and there is actual black and white ink, instead of the standard RGB colors ... .. kidding .. hahhaa)
- post a thread about your hot girlfriend
- and best of all .. post a thread about your pooper .. hahahahahha

These are some good tips if you wish to be an uninteresting wanker.

You're already on the right lines (decent grammer, bold avatar, sense of humour, no obvious signs of newbie-ness), so just stick with that and you'll fit in well. The only things giving you away now are your registration date, and the dreaded "TiT" label. Make sure you post in other sections of the site and the latter will soon change.

The COR has a deep and complex history, so don't be afraid if there are references you don't get. Before too long you'll know all about Psy-T's penchant for shemales, Floorfiller being a bit gay and Slylee's septum disintigrating at an alarming rate.

Until then, enjoy!

quote:
Originally posted by newtotrance
Remember that Torontotrance is the man

TTA is a man now?! Cheers for the update!

Posted by newtotrance on May-27-2005 02:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Fundamental
Hey Vits! Welcome to the forums!

These are some good tips if you wish to be an uninteresting wanker.

You're already on the right lines (decent grammer, bold avatar, sense of humour, no obvious signs of newbie-ness), so just stick with that and you'll fit in well. The only things giving you away now are your registration date, and the dreaded "TiT" label. Make sure you post in other sections of the site and the latter will soon change.

The COR has a deep and complex history, so don't be afraid if there are references you don't get. Before too long you'll know all about Psy-T's penchant for shemales, Floorfiller being a bit gay and Slylee's septum disintigrating at an alarming rate.

Until then, enjoy!

TTA is a man now?! Cheers for the update!

Of course, TTA is man. Also, he is not one to mess with either.

Posted by Fundamental on May-27-2005 02:42:

quote:
Originally posted by newtotrance
Of course, TTA is man. Also, he is not one to mess with either.

Oh noooo! TTA's dad has signed up to TA!

Posted by torontotrance on May-27-2005 02:42:

smart woman

Posted by torontotrance on May-27-2005 02:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Fundamental
Oh noooo! TTA's dad has signed up to TA!

as if my dad would bother talking on here, he rather argue with himself

Posted by Vitz on May-27-2005 02:50:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
as if my dad would bother talking on here, he rather argue with himself

Ahhh yes, arguing with one's self. It passes time very quickly and it never seems to end! It can be very entertaining at times because you can constantly burn yourselves without feeling any remorse because you know you arent actually meaning it. The best times is when you keep telling yourself "pics of stfu!" and also - ok ill stop now

Posted by newtotrance on May-27-2005 02:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Fundamental
Oh noooo! TTA's dad has signed up to TA!

Yeah right! TTA's dad what never come on to TA but good try tho.

Posted by torontotrance on May-27-2005 02:54:

quote:
Originally posted by newtotrance
Yeah right! TTA's dad what never come on to TA but good try tho.

my father argues with himself and answers back, he has no time for fucking TA, plus he calls EDM....crapppppp

Posted by Nell on May-27-2005 11:52:

quote:
Originally posted by newtotrance
Of course, TTA is man. Also, he is not one to mess with either.

Is that a challenge?

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-27-2005 12:53:

You don't need a mentor to learn the ways of the Cor. You must be yourself, if you are worthy we will accept you, if not we will mock you.... who am I kidding, we'll mock you no matter what!

Posted by vrahnos on May-27-2005 14:02:

Re: In search of a mentor

quote:
Originally posted by Vitz
hey i just registered to the TA forums (ive read them a bit but havent actually registered)
im looking for a mentor to teach me the ways of the COR.

you do realize that you must give head to your local moderator in order to get l33t training, right?

welcome man, thats all you need to start:

Posted by igottaknow on May-27-2005 14:32:

Re: In search of a mentor

Posted by newtotrance on May-27-2005 14:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
Is that a challenge?

No, that is not a challenge. I was only pointing out that TTA is a man and that you might not want to mess with him. But otherwise that is not a challenge.

Posted by montana on May-27-2005 14:37:

andy smells of wee

Posted by montana on May-27-2005 14:38:

insert useless repsonse from andy about me having no life

and then insert another useless response from me about andy being a bitter jaded elitist

Posted by Vitz on May-27-2005 14:42:

Re: Re: In search of a mentor

quote:
Originally posted by vrahnos
you do realize that you must give head to your local moderator in order to get l33t training, right?

welcome man, thats all you need to start:

Hmm lets see if I got this straight:
-Ive got to use the search thingy
-Need to listen... or clean my ears? whatever ill do both
-A brain... hmm, so that symbolizes thinking?
-and finally I need to grow hair all over myself and close my eyes?! or does that mean that I should buy a pet mouse?

Posted by vrahnos on May-27-2005 14:52:

Re: Re: Re: In search of a mentor

quote:
Originally posted by Vitz
Hmm lets see if I got this straight:
-Ive got to use the search thingy
-Need to listen... or clean my ears? whatever ill do both
-A brain... hmm, so that symbolizes thinking?
-and finally I need to grow hair all over myself and close my eyes?! or does that mean that I should buy a pet mouse?

you must think before you post, search before you post, a ear to listen to good music and a mouse to feed it with bad music, there's a lot of cheese here...

Posted by Cloudburst on May-27-2005 15:35:

somethings fishy in this thread... it's as if he's a little too good, he fits in a little too well.

I call fakeaccount or stfu!

Posted by Fundamental on May-27-2005 15:49:

quote:
Originally posted by montana
insert useless repsonse from andy about me having no life

and then insert another useless response from me about andy being a bitter jaded elitist

Posted by Vitz on May-27-2005 15:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
somethings fishy in this thread... it's as if he's a little too good, he fits in a little too well.

I call fakeaccount or stfu!

Fake account of stfu?!
as for the fake account, sorry its my first account and why would someone have time to lose to make a fake account anyways and create a mentor thread, hehe.
and as for the "stfu" part... i think not, sir!

Posted by jonSun on May-27-2005 15:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard

You don't need a mentor to learn the ways of the Cor. You must be yourself, if you are worthy we will accept you, if not we will mock you.... who am I kidding, we'll mock you no matter what!

LMAO.

Posted by Cloudburst on May-27-2005 16:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Vitz
Fake account of stfu?!
as for the fake account, sorry its my first account and why would someone have time to lose to make a fake account anyways and create a mentor thread, hehe.
and as for the "stfu" part... i think not, sir!

I expected this answer! You are clearly not taking this personal enough and you should have started insulting.

And what you really should have done is calling me "ghey" and "noob" and other similiar flattering attributes.

Only explanation: you are an old bored member!

Fake!

Posted by torontotrance on May-27-2005 16:02:

quote:
Originally posted by montana
insert useless repsonse from andy about me having no life

and then insert another useless response from me about andy being a bitter jaded elitist

insert comment from tta about Nell being a gay fudgepacker and yes te the fucking challenge stands, I doubt you would take it.

Insert comment from me about Tony being a lazyass who sits at home and does nothing but dream of fucking his cousin!

in other words numbnuts.....BRING IT!

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