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Originally posted by stamper Yeah but dingos dont eat babies all the time. Whereas Aussies get busted for drug smuggling all the time. I think its a disgrace that on the ninemsn online poll, something like 70% of Australians are boycotting Bali because of the Corby decision. And LOLsers at the jokes / pics.

Ninemsn poll.
Prob all the ACA watchers out there, furiously trying to rig the poll to claim some sort of small moral victory...

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Originally posted by stamper I think its a disgrace that on the ninemsn online poll, something like 70% of Australians are boycotting Bali because of the Corby decision.

What is a disgrace is the reports that people are ringing up charities and demanding their Tsunami donations to be refunded because the money is helping Indonesians.

Farkin disgusting.

haha nice ones soups

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Originally posted by 00soups00 When I was up in Sydney on the weekend, i took a short trip to Byron Bay and I drove past Schapelle Corby's beauty salon... unfortunately it was closed, but there was a sign on the door saying "back in 20"... once i got back to melbourne, i realised i needed to mow the lawns.. so i headed down to the local lawnmower store.. he recommended a new model that had just arrived.. the "victa schapelle", it holds 4.1kg of grass and has a 20 year guarantee...

do you like to take credit for other peoples jokes? 20 YEARS FOR YOU.

yeah, recycling jokes is alot like djing actually. getting famous on other people's material.

* waits for the onslaught of wankers now *

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Originally posted by jizza do you like to take credit for other peoples jokes? 20 YEARS FOR YOU.

i was attempting to retell the same joke in a different format.

so it wasnt just a blatant re-tell

if u can mix it up a bit and incorporate a joke into a story
then its funnier!

hahaha.

jizza - shapelle corby (soups' re-edit) [bad joke releases]

^

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Originally posted by stamper Yeah but dingos dont eat babies all the time. Whereas Aussies get busted for drug smuggling all the time.

the point isnt about dingo's vs drugs
its about a nation divide on whether or not she done it

the guy trimming my hair with the clippers was more interested in watching the corby trial than making sure he didn't take too much off, now i think it looks uneven =\

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Originally posted by matt.h the guy trimming my hair with the clippers was more interested in watching the corby trial than making sure he didn't take too much off, now i think it looks uneven =\

as long as it don't look like your standard azn bowl stylez hahaha

but PWNED MATT!!

so who's been getting corby joke emails then? i got a couple today at work.

i like this

have they started casting for the inspirational telemovie based on a true story?

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Originally posted by nicknack i like this

Get the fuckin facts straight bitches, don't just jump on the bandwagon and give your biased 2 cents cause seriously, you're just fanning the flames of ignorance :P

1. She had a shit house legal team, i mean the lawyers broke down and cried in court .. what the fuck, no lawyers do that, thats going to achieve nothing you stupid fucks

2. Abu Bashir (the mastermind behind the bombing) had a brilliant legal team, he got off because he manage to acquit the charge of blowing up the building or something, he was sentenced for the 2 and a half years on something far more minor

3. Don't jump to conclusions about the judge, he's doing his job, going with his legal system, i understand that everyone feels emotional about this and i sure as hell am going to travel with my luggage locked but what the hell, who travels with there luggage unlocked ?
I certainly don't (unless its hand baggage) all my suitcases have locks on them :P

My view on the whole thing is that Aussies are being fuckin unreasonable and wayy to judgemental

Ringing up to refund there donations becuase it's helping out indonesians ? Whats the fuck seirously, shit like this just pisses me off so fuckin bad i feel like decking every single ****** that says shit like that as for the sentence being too hefty :P
I reckon 20 years for smuggling 4.1 kg of grass is fine in Indonesia, know why ?
Cause they have hugggeee issues with shit like this, i used to live in singapore, if you got caught with a small amount of grass you'd be fucking Cained, i'm dead seirous, and guess what it was a huge deterrent on drugs, its just really unfortunate she got caught, but damn its pathetic how bad her legal team was ... gotta feel sorry for her

P.S.
It's not gonna go down in history ... you know why, cause no one in america gives a fuck, who cares if 20 million aussies remember it :P
I mean what is 20 million when you think about it ... thats not even
.4% of the worlds population :P

In the big scheme of things, no one really cares, as for that kid that got caught in singapore, its nto cause he's viet that the government ain't doing anything, the government asked for Clemency apparently but singapore is very strict with drugs, when i used to travel to malaysia back when i was like 11 i remember having stamped on my passport Drug-Trafficers will be penalized with DEath or something evil like that :P

and congrats to the person(s) responsible for the powder sent to the indonesian embassy. another typical display of your average aussie\'s intelligence

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Originally posted by stamper I think its a disgrace that on the ninemsn online poll, something like 70% of Australians are boycotting Bali because of the Corby decision.

Well Im neither here nor their about Bali, to me its just a shitty 3rd world destination aussie's go to cause its cheap, never attracted me in the slightest.

Few more jokes

Have you heard the new moto for her Beauty Salon - "For women who have Lost their appeal"



Schapelles Beauty Salons new herbal treatment which is guaranteed to Take 20 years off your life

RE: schapelle corby jokes

how bout ones that are actually funny?

sthus: you have bitch-tits.
pck: keep rolling them generalisations out mate and you also have bitch-tits.

has anybody seen the ads for 'Schapadlocks?!?"

hahah it's class

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Originally posted by jizza pck: keep rolling them generalisations out mate and you also have bitch-tits.

chew me, chew me real hard. im not ashamed of the fact that im smarter than your average bear (even pooh) and have little respect for the intellect of your \"average\" person, whether they be australian or not

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Originally posted by rez WHERES THE PRIMETIME COVERAGE FOR THAT VIET KID ON DEATHROW IN SINGAPORE???? racists fuks

there was proof for him being 100% guilty, ignorant fool.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN and congrats to the person(s) responsible for the powder sent to the indonesian embassy. another typical display of your average aussie's intelligence

No shit.

Heres an idea: lets piss off a predominately Muslim based country which is overcrowded and has an available military three times the ammount of Australias entire population.

What a disgrace.... i feel ashamed to be Australian sometimes.

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Originally posted by Philby have they started casting for the inspirational telemovie based on a true story?

LOL. The cast:

Schapelle:
Nicky Webster

Corbys Lawyer:
Ray Martin

The Judge:
Big Kev

Corbys Mum:
Magda Szubanski

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Originally posted by IceX there was proof for him being 100% guilty, ignorant fool.

alrite then
how about the Bali 9, they claim their innocent because they were threatened to do so???? ....you fat ignorant fuck

You wankers are having a sook because an Indonesian judge sentenced her to 20 years... Well have you ever thought of how our own government sentences innocent people who flee their country for a better life? I bet not... because your all dumb fucks who can't think for yourselves

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