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Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jun-09-2005 15:14:

"Penetration"

Posted by UWM on Jun-09-2005 15:21:

Cocaine or any of the various methamphetamines are good 'pick-up' lines.

Posted by bas on Jun-09-2005 15:29:

"hmm how can i put this delecately? i want....to plow you"

Posted by Carriegsxr6 on Jun-09-2005 16:11:

quote:
Originally posted by t�bias
This advice is difficult to beat.

http://www.sosuave.com/articles/screening.htm

Posted by bubble on Jun-09-2005 16:38:

I just got a new penis pump implant. Wanna help me break it in?

Posted by wizniz on Jun-09-2005 16:46:

in reply to sosuave...

www.doubleyourdating.com =P

i think its the same idea but a dif person...

trance control... that is sweet. i can associate

Posted by sensorium on Jun-09-2005 23:44:

Hi, I forgot my pick up lines at my place. You want to go get them with me?

Posted by sym on Jun-10-2005 00:27:

Hello. Do you enjoy sexual intercourse?

Posted by Viber on Jun-10-2005 00:30:

"iv'e got alot of money."

Posted by Juventino on Jun-10-2005 01:09:

When at a a bar say:

"Do you wanna wet pussy?" She'll look at you with disgust then you order 2 wet pussys from the bar, she'll laugh and then start a conversation.

Ive had about a 70% success rate

Posted by gd_nimrod on Jun-10-2005 03:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Juventino
Ive had about a 70% success rate

statgraphorstfu

*Licks finger and touches bitch* "Come on now, lets get you out of those wet clothes!"

Worked in Cancun!

Posted by prolikewhoa on Jun-10-2005 03:22:

nice shoes...wanna fuck?

Posted by t�bias on Jun-10-2005 06:14:

For the humouress intent of this thread I'll admit to saying "so have you got a home or are you coming back to mine" more than once when I'm drunk.

Posted by squirrelly on Jun-10-2005 06:17:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Cocaine or any of the various methamphetamines are good 'pick-up' lines.

You'd win me over in a heartbeat.

Posted by bas on Jun-10-2005 06:17:

quote:
Originally posted by gd_nimrod
statgraphorstfu

lmao

how bout
how do you like your eggs? fried, scrambled...or fertilized?

Posted by squirrelly on Jun-10-2005 06:19:

Hey baby you sho' are a tall glass of water and I'll tell you straight up I'm thirsty.

A friend said that to me once, I couldn't stop laughing.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-10-2005 06:20:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
is heaven missing an angel because....nice rack

hahaha, i like that one, you think it's going to be sweet & romantic but then "nice tits"!!

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