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Posted by bas on Jun-27-2005 20:13:

quote:
Originally posted by NiteMer
What you should do depends on what you want. If you wanna hit it, pursue it. Did you say you took her e-mail? That's lamesauce! Sorry to say it, but if a girl's interested, you get her number, and you call her. If you want to hit it, get in touch and see where things go.

take advice from this man...he rejected a pornstar

Posted by NiteMer on Jun-27-2005 20:14:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I'll be the first to admit I'm lame. Not sure why she was hitting on me cause she lives on the west coast and was flying back shortly. who knows maybe she was all horned up on wine. given the right circumstance I would have taken care of business in the guest's bedroom (even then I wasn't prepared ). I didn't think to bring condoms with me. god I'm an amateur.

I hear you. I'm not sure that I would have done anything either. Usually I like to let things happen, naturally. However, I'll always pay attention to the things going on around me and to girls body language. That way you know when it's on like donkey kong!

Posted by NiteMer on Jun-27-2005 20:16:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
take advice from this man...he rejected a pornstar

She didn't make it to our party, because she was working, but she called me, late Saturday night. I was supposed to call her back, but I forgot, by the time I got back into Denver. And you might not want to bang her either, if you were in my position.

Posted by l�cid on Jun-27-2005 20:19:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I'll be the first to admit I'm lame. Not sure why she was hitting on me cause she lives on the west coast and was flying back shortly. who knows maybe she was all horned up on wine. given the right circumstance I would have taken care of business in the guest's bedroom (even then I wasn't prepared ). I didn't think to bring condoms with me. god I'm an amateur.

you should have asked her if you could jerk your cum crayon and color her white

Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-27-2005 20:19:

can women be considered a MILF when you're the same age as them?

Posted by NiteMer on Jun-27-2005 20:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
can women be considered a MILF when you're the same age as them?

I was going to make that joke too, but realized she still is a bit older.

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-27-2005 20:26:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
you should have asked her if you could jerk your cum crayon and color her white

If only i had mobile intraweb connection to ta you could have walked me tru it. Btw arent you a girl? You should be scolding me for accepting advances from a milf.

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
can women be considered a MILF when you're the same age as them?

u think ur pretty funny. Dont be jealous that baldy is getting milf action

Posted by l�cid on Jun-27-2005 20:31:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
if only i had mobile intraweb connection to ta, you could have walked me tru it. btw arent you a girl you should be scolding me for accepting advances from a milf i just met at a part?

heck no... i'm rootin' for ya

it'll be just like this...

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-27-2005 20:35:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
heck no... i'm rootin' for ya

it'll be just like this

bahaha. that image went tru my head. i kinda made me nervous. that why i created this thread so you could help me exercise my demons

Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-27-2005 20:36:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
u think ur pretty funny. Dont be jealous that baldy is getting milf action

i thought i was pretty funny...until you brought me back to reality and the fact that i don't have MILF's

Posted by Stilez on Jun-27-2005 20:42:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Can one be considered a MILF if she doesn't have children?

^^^^^^^ Nope!! They're just considered Cougars! raaaaaaaaaaww

Posted by bas on Jun-27-2005 21:08:

quote:
Originally posted by NiteMer
She didn't make it to our party, because she was working, but she called me, late Saturday night. I was supposed to call her back, but I forgot, by the time I got back into Denver. And you might not want to bang her either, if you were in my position.

i'm just sayin...you know how to handle your shit. if a pornstar were to come onto me, i would pass out...but then after i regained conciousness i would try to bang her. but you....i envy your uh...what's that thing called? not will...the name escapes me but i envy it non the less!

Posted by wwu.punisher on Jun-27-2005 21:10:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
heck no... i'm rootin' for ya

it'll be just like this...

LOL

Posted by jonSun on Jun-27-2005 21:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
can women be considered a MILF when you're the same age as them?

My ex had a kid & was younger than me & she was a MILF, so why not.

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-27-2005 21:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Stilez
^^^^^^^ Nope!! They're just considered Cougars! raaaaaaaaaaww

Posted by stren on Jun-27-2005 21:16:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
you people gawd.

hit that THEN ask what should i do!

teh Jasnon's way

Posted by gd_nimrod on Jun-27-2005 22:03:

Meh, hooked up with this black bitch at a club once...

...never again.

I mean, she was ok, nice booty and whatnot, oh, and she was ALL fucking over me, i hear theyre fucking aggressive...but anyway maybe im racist, but i just wouldnt do it again.

DONT SEND TEH LETTAR!!

Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-27-2005 22:05:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
teh Jasnon's way

Posted by NiteMer on Jun-27-2005 22:11:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
i'm just sayin...you know how to handle your shit. if a pornstar were to come onto me, i would pass out...but then after i regained conciousness i would try to bang her. but you....i envy your uh...what's that thing called? not will...the name escapes me but i envy it non the less!

Believe me, I wanted to do it at first, but I hate girls that always have to make a big show for everyone. It's a sign of insecurity, and I really don't like overly insecure women.

Posted by Slylee on Jun-27-2005 22:21:

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-27-2005 22:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee

oh plz! I'm dealing with a crisis and that all you can post

Posted by Tranz on Jun-27-2005 23:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
See it's like this.... if you have a penis, she has a vagina, and there are no legal contraints prohibiting you from hitting it then why would you refrain?

Posted by smokeape on Jun-27-2005 23:33:

Re: My MILF thread

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I was at this art party down in NYC this weekend. My parents asked me to drive them down so i figured i wasn't going to have a good time. Well I met some interesting ppl and had some sweet food and drinks. Anyways turns out I was the only single male/young buck and few older women were hitting on me. I exhchanged emails with this one black woman. She was older(late 30s) but still nice looking, not my style but who knows? Nice tits btw she gave me a big old hug befoe i left. So what should I do?

Run for the hills!!! BWAHHAHHAAAAA!!!! Older single women are single for a reason...

[[[smoke]]]

Aerosmith - Just Push Play

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Jun-28-2005 01:50:

Re: My MILF thread

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I was at this art party down in NYC this weekend. .... I exhchanged emails with this one black woman. She was older(late 30s) but still nice looking, not my style but who knows? Nice tits btw she gave me a big old hug befoe i left. ..

omarosa ??? ...

kidding ...

but i say diversify "your holdings" and let them spread out in "high yield" markets if you know what i mean ...

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