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Posted by Aiwendil on Jul-13-2005 16:05:

I call illegal use of the phrase "the best of us".

Posted by Ian on Jul-13-2005 17:11:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
The alliance never dies, it just goes into hiding and comes out when necessary

damn right

Posted by M@t on Jul-13-2005 18:09:

lol is that orbax's alliance?

Posted by dj tek on Jul-13-2005 18:17:

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
I think i had the biggest self-cockblock of all time. See, me and my uncle and two females were lounging in my flat, when at one point it came to pass that we started freakin it with the girls. I let my uncle have my room and I had to make use of my dad's room. Unfortunately his g/f was home, chilling in the living room. I told her i need to use her room for a bit, whereupon she gave me the most ghastly facial expression.
Sure enough, as I was occupying the said room with one of the females, I entertained that ghastly expression and moreover, her 14-year old son was running about the hallway. Naturally, when we were ready to bone, I coudn't get it up for my life :/

Another time I self-cockblocked was when this one 21-year old was too tight and my dick would go limp by degrees

Btw, i'm thoroughly blitzed.

LOL.. damn son.. i cockblocked myself once but it was a good thing.. i was about to do this virgin but that shit was so tight that i only got like 1/4 of it in.. and she kept moaning in pain.. and all of a sudden that process turned me off completely.. i goto the bathroom and see light pink color blood on my dick... i came out and told her lets go and took her home and never spoke to her again..

Posted by fbgdavidson on Jul-13-2005 18:43:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
one time, i had a guy black out while we were having sex. he was so drunk he didn't even remember inviting me over. after slapping him for like 5 minutes i realized he wasn't gonna wake up, so i left my panties (in his hand) and scattered some toys and pornos around the bed for his girlfriend to find when she came home in the morning.

cockblock revenge. am i cruel?

No. Just a slut.

Posted by l�cid on Jul-13-2005 18:57:

quote:
Originally posted by fbgdavidson
No. Just a slut.

but a clever slut, right?

Posted by Clovis on Jul-13-2005 19:46:

omg lucid waow ur so smrt.

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jul-13-2005 23:22:

quote:
Originally posted by dj tek
LOL.. damn son.. i cockblocked myself once but it was a good thing.. i was about to do this virgin but that shit was so tight that i only got like 1/4 of it in.. and she kept moaning in pain.. and all of a sudden that process turned me off completely.. i goto the bathroom and see light pink color blood on my dick... i came out and told her lets go and took her home and never spoke to her again..

p.i.m.p

i guess you still supposedly fucked her, as long as you sticked it in though. the 21-year old chick was also a virgin and bleeding profusely even when i fingered her

Posted by l�cid on Jul-13-2005 23:31:

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
the 21-year old chick was also a virgin and bleeding profusely even when i fingered her

sounds like she was on her period

Posted by t�bias on Jul-13-2005 23:40:

Once I met this girl on the internet, and although generally if you are stupid enough to meet people on the internet you spend most of the time when with them trying to figure out why they can't get dates normally, it never seems to work.

But this time I struck gold. Successful tall Danish chicky just arrived from Sydney, doesn't know anyone, and she's beautiful. Conversation is running along smoothly, we get on like a house on fire in fact, she wants to watch me dj and I want to see her take her clothes off, its going perfectly. We have a few drinks in a classy bar as I skillfully dodge questions about committment and relationships. She has already told me about a couple of her ex's so I know I'm in.

We go to another bar, as I'm being a tour guide here. Things are going even better, she likes my arms for some reason and I like her ass for obvious reasons. Soulmates? Perhaps. She asks me directly if she can crash at my house because she lives a little out of town. Now this is a que to go home, and go home now. Its the moment when I suggest a couple of cocktails back at my house, or some champagne, and I make her scream.

But no, what do I do, my decision making ability impaired by the 20 drinks I have consumed? I suggest going over the road to the sleaziest venue in Brisbane, where a girl like this is going to be mobbed. It gets worse. We are there for a while and drink a few drinks and have a dance and the guys are like a pack of hyenas looking at a prey on the desert plane.

I go the toilet and get another round of drinks, only to lose about an hours worth of time somehow. She is now surrounded by a pack of bodybuilders, and barks at me where have I been all this time. I get in a tussle with this guy that weighs in at about 120kg and has arms like legs, and end up going home angry, frustrated and feeling like even Ned Flanders could have nailed this chick.

Anyway, a good lesson learnt about making the most of your opportunities....

Posted by kelly923 on Jul-13-2005 23:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose

But thats sort of OK, its much more emberassing if your so drunk that your dick cant get hard

ha that kept me out of a 3some once

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-13-2005 23:45:

quote:
Originally posted by kelly923
ha that kept me out of a 3some once
with the old chica that grabbed ur butt?!?!?!

Posted by kelly923 on Jul-13-2005 23:47:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
with the old chica that grabbed ur butt?!?!?!

lol, no not her... 2 guys actually (yes rzo was one of them)other guy was too g'd oout to do anything so we just fucked while he sat on the couch and watched... craaazzzzyyy nite

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-13-2005 23:48:

ya i was kinda embarresed after i did that. kinda wierd

Posted by kelly923 on Jul-13-2005 23:50:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
ya i was kinda embarresed after i did that. kinda wierd

i'm just glad it didn't effect our friendship

Posted by Clovis on Jul-13-2005 23:51:

Mario j00 suck at teh 3somes.

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Jul-13-2005 23:51:

quote:
Originally posted by t�bias
Anyway, a good lesson learnt about making the most of your opportunities....

So wait... did she go home with someone else?

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-13-2005 23:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis86
Mario j00 suck at teh 3somes.
i know i wish i had a threesome oportunity once

Posted by Clovis on Jul-13-2005 23:54:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
i know i wish i had a threesome oportunity once

Me too...I've only been in an orgy.

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-13-2005 23:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis86
Me too...I've only been in an orgy.
same thing as a threesome i guess...

i would do with just boning hot chicas. they usually are ok. but not hawt. i neeeeeeeeeeeed hawt. and then 2 hawt chicas = death

Posted by t�bias on Jul-13-2005 23:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
So wait... did she go home with someone else?

I'm assuming so.

I was so drunk that everything is a bit patchy, like going to the toilet and getting a drink and taking 60mins to do so.

The guy that had moved in and I had a bit of a fight after I told him to fuck off, and I'm not the fighting type, in fact I've never been in a fight out apart from this. This guy had about 50kg on me so its probably good I left when I did...

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Jul-13-2005 23:59:

quote:
Originally posted by t�bias
I'm assuming so.

I was so drunk that everything is a bit patchy, like going to the toilet and getting a drink and taking 60mins to do so.

The guy that had moved in and I had a bit of a fight after I told him to fuck off, and I'm not the fighting type, in fact I've never been in a fight out apart from this. This guy had about 50kg on me so its probably good I left when I did...

Wow. That really stinks. I cant even imagine what SHE was thinking.

Posted by fbgdavidson on Jul-14-2005 00:24:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid

but a clever slut, right?

No. Screwing around with other peoples girlfriends and boyfriends isn't clever.

Posted by t�bias on Jul-14-2005 01:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Wow. That really stinks. I cant even imagine what SHE was thinking.

She was probably thinking that she went on this date and it was going really well until he got too drunk and made an idiot of himself.

This happened when I was a bit younger and I've certainly become a little better at taking the right options.

That body builder guy got right up my nose I've gotta say. He had the personality of a Neanderthal, a real wanker. It was kinda my fault for getting too drunk and taking such a hot chicky to such a sleazy place, but this guy really got me going. I told him to fuck off and he kinda just grabbed her on the arse in some weird kind of act of possession and I made a few snide remarks about his intellect and then made a few attempts at elbowing him in the nose.

Pretty much a disaster of a night...

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Jul-14-2005 01:19:

quote:
Originally posted by t�bias
That body builder guy got right up my nose I've gotta say. He had the personality of a Neanderthal, a real wanker. It was kinda my fault for getting too drunk and taking such a hot chicky to such a sleazy place, but this guy really got me going. I told him to fuck off and he kinda just grabbed her on the arse in some weird kind of act of possession and I made a few snide remarks about his intellect and then made a few attempts at elbowing him in the nose.

Yeah, I know the kind.
Wait... Ive dated the kind.

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