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*calls all the swedish people to help our buddies on the upper hemisphere*
HEHEHE!!!! now this is gonna get interesting!
All the SWEDES are welcome : JAG AR EN SVENSK WANNA BE !!!!! 
*punches goldenarmZ in the stomach and then kicks him on his ribs*
*rides into battle (late) on the back of a rabid karibu stolen from tta's back garden*
*hands out bombs of speed to all the UKTA's to aid them in battle*
*grabs fastdj by the front teeth and throws him over niagra into the land of yanks*
*gives all of canada's cattle foot & mouth*
av some 
**Fly kicks FASTDJMP3 in the ribs**
**hops round and grabs his spine and rips his head off with the spine attached**
**Tells the Pizza man that pizzas were not order from O'Callaghans credit card O'Callaghan dosen't have a credit card in the knowledge that he'll trash all the money on it**
**Pizzamen track down FASTDJMP3s remains and stamp and kick him and buff their shoes on him**
**they finish him off by running over him on their mopeds**
**necks his bomb of whizz and awaits the next next group of fucking egits to have a go**
pah! this is a walkover just like florida..
* knocks on Montreal's front door and runs away giggling *
* they know not to get involved and rightly so... don't think we havn't noticed guys. You're doing yourself a big favour for the future *
'AY DON'T MESS K!'
**Puts on Svenson and Gielen the Beauty of Silence**
**Puts on gas mask**
**fires CS gas canisters into every street and building**
come on guys wake up 
*FIRE IN THE HOLE*
*knocks on fastdjmp3's front door whilst leaveing a flaming turd parcel on his doorstep and runs off to watch . . .
Laffs so much i almost puke when i see fastdjmp3 open his door and spot the flameing turd parcel, not realiseing it contains crap, he stamps on it in an attempt to put out the fire, splattering his legs with dog poo in the process . . .
Mu ha ha ha ha
This is not possible ...
This can not happen ...
Even the mighty Wicked Neo is attacking us ...
I respect the guy so much i can't even defend myself
*thinks deeply ...*
But wait , the guy left a flaming turd parcel on my doorstep , i should kick his ass so hard that he will fly from Great Britain to Afghanistan
*KICKS NEO IN THE ARSE*
*tables tu_face*
*throws a dead cat on Spad*
Be Weary O'Callaghans necked a crate of Kronenburg 1664 RAH!!!!!!!
**see's FASTDJMP3 stumble out of a building with the effect of CS Gas*
**locks and loads and guns him down with an M 16 assualt rifle**
**for acts of cruelty on animals Alienfactory is given some acid and put into a room with the work of Giger (swampers sig) he sees aliens (like the ones from the movies) and allsorts of fucked up shit and is scared shitless**
**Alienfactory is then removed and lobbed into a cage with one of them dead cats big relatives a Tiger**
**hands out drinks and drugs to the UKTA crew as they watch Alienfactory gets torn limb from limb**
RAH !
*smilesas he see's his warriors sweeping through the montreal forum with no problem at all*
well done chaps
*quickly kicks fastdj in the ribs before walking off into the sunset*
*returns from afghanistan via Japan, where they taught me how to do bonsai stuff . . .
Grabs hold of a CS gas affected fastdjmp3 and squeezes him into a tiny glass jar and screws on the lid, cool we got a bonsai fastdjmp3 !
*Throws the small glass jar containing fastdjmp3 into the nearest expanse of water . . . .
Bye Taha
he he he
well if they can do it to a kitten then why not to fastdjmp3 ?
*does one of his atomic cabbage farts and gases everyone to stun them*
*proceeds to bash the montrealians(?) to death with two purple lettuces*
mwuahahaha
ps. LMFAO @ the kitten jar! 
*breaks the little jar (thanks to the madness*
*runs faster and faster to kick back tu_face on the ribs*
*climbs for the second time the Mont-Royal to call for help*
*takes his AWP and snipes O'CALLAGHAN's arse , you need surgery now BABY*
*wears his antigas mask , no more stinky farts from DuMondeTrAnCeR*
*calls the all-time best hockey team in the world THE MONTREAL CANADIENS nad gives them the order to slice the ukta crew's heads*
GO HABS GO !
**has surgery on the wound and gets stiched up**
**tracks down FASTDJMP3 and guns him down with a gatting gun he ends up as a pile of shreaded guts and blood turns to Fasts remains 'now your in pieces for fuck sakes dude'**
*milanster thinking..what the hell are the brits doing while everyone is busy with their exams??*
its a total loss if we lower our class to the brits and answer them coz they'll win us with their low class stupidity! 
*just to shut them up*
*milanster fires a MEDIUM sized canadian missile towards the UK*
*the missile hits the UK...OH SHIT!! UK disappeared from earth!!! I never knew it was that small muhahaha!! ...damn that wasnt worth it!!*
*back to study*
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| Originally posted by milanster *just to shut them up* *milanster fires a MEDIUM sized canadian missile towards the UK* *the missile hits the UK...OH SHIT!! UK disappeared from earth!!! I never knew it was that small muhahaha!! ...damn that wasnt worth it!!* |
someone just proved what i said!
Coup shut up or i will slap you with a 6GB GAME BOY (the LAME on u bought)
*Apologizes to the UK TA's for being late to the battle again*
* Rolls FastDJMP3 in maple syrup and throws him in the polar bear pit at Montreal zoo *
* Puts on a fake Bob Marley wig, sneaks up behind milanster and whips him with his dreadlocks so he catches rasta fleas *
* looks around for some more montreal peeps to pick on but realizes they're all hiding scared *
* steals all the hockey sticks of the montreal canadiens and builds a meccano crane thing with them, and dumps a monsoon bucket full of Tesco's value baked beans on their heads *
*sits down in the main street with a can of tennent's super lager and waits for any of the besieged canadians to show their heads above the parapets *
*Drives his giant ZAMBONI (make a search in google to know what is it) and crashes Kia Kaha : sorry you're too late*
*Sneaks up on FASTDJMP3 and gives him an Atomic Wedgie*
...bet ya didn't see that one coming, eh?
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