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Posted by DC76 on Jul-18-2005 18:33:

It was an unsupervised footy game on Halloween of 1997, because my Gym teacher was testing half the class in discus, and the other half needed something to do, so we're playing footy, and this tough dude and I are gunning for the ball from about the same distance. Of course, no one is wearing cleats. I slip and go head-first into this guy, split his lip and knock myself right out cold.

So I end up with a severe concussion and out for 2 1/2 weeks with post-concussive syndrome. The tough guy was feeling all guilty about it, but it wasn't his fault, more like MINE

Posted by washout on Jul-18-2005 18:45:

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Originally posted by Ibizadreamer AG
I saw a Wellington sign today! I dunno where the hell that is lol

where the fuck is wellington ??

Posted by kelly923 on Jul-18-2005 18:46:

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Originally posted by washout
where the fuck is wellington ??

palm beach county

Posted by Mr. Pink on Jul-18-2005 19:01:

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Originally posted by stren
bodyguards ? your parents are some VIPs ?

my dad worked for the American Embassy

Posted by Ian on Jul-18-2005 22:00:

3 of mine might come in

Firstly, when i was 6, it was the late night school play, they made us do it at 8pm & I was tired by then, so as we got changed for it, i thought it was bedtime and in the middle of the classroom stripped naked infront of all the girls before realising what i'd done wrong.

Second one - I'd been ill for 2 weeks with bad flu & sickness, but had to go back to school for a test even tho i wasn't well, so I go into class & make it til the 3rd lesson (just before lunch) when it was time for sex ed class. We're watching a video of a woman exploring her body when i get a funny feeling & Suddenly heave my guts up, everyone thought it was cos i'd seen a naked woman & i got ribbed a bit

3rd one coming soon, dinnertime

Posted by JakeC on Jul-18-2005 22:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian^
3 of mine might come in

Firstly, when i was 6, it was the late night school play, they made us do it at 8pm & I was tired by then, so as we got changed for it, i thought it was bedtime and in the middle of the classroom stripped naked infront of all the girls before realising what i'd done wrong.

Second one - I'd been ill for 2 weeks with bad flu & sickness, but had to go back to school for a test even tho i wasn't well, so I go into class & make it til the 3rd lesson (just before lunch) when it was time for sex ed class. We're watching a video of a woman exploring her body when i get a funny feeling & Suddenly heave my guts up, everyone thought it was cos i'd seen a naked woman & i got ribbed a bit

3rd one coming soon, dinnertime

Classic

Posted by shades_of_gray on Jul-18-2005 22:14:

okk, i was walking through town on a busy saturday morning with an ex gf and her mate, anyway i saw some flattened card board boxes on the ground in the town centre....me the stupid ass trys to walk over them.....then next thing i know my feet go from underneath me and i slide forward and hit my chin on the concrete right at that point i wanted the ground to swallow me up whole, cos about 20 people saw me do it

Posted by kr00t0n on Jul-18-2005 22:33:

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Originally posted by Nou
Why?

Not like you didnt fool around when your were a little kid...

Believe me I have some waaay better stories than that one.

To bad I got all my action when I was a kid, and now I get none and I am a bitter virgin (caz cant count shit you did when you didnt know wtf was what, na mean?)

I did the dry hump thing with a firend of mine between like 11-13, but 2nd grade (that's age 7-8 right?) seems a bit freaky.

As for my embarrassing (and partly proudest) moment:

Walking into the largest library in Cape Town with my mom and brother, I was 11, and, having just downed a can of coke, letting out the single loudest and abrupt, it was not long, burp ever! It echoed throughout the entire place and EVERYONE turned and stared at us

Seriously, it was all of maybe a second and a half in length, but prolly as loud as a balloon popping

Posted by Az on Jul-18-2005 22:47:

Posted by idoru on Jul-18-2005 22:54:

I don't think I've ever done something too embarassing. The only think I can think about is...

In elementary school, every grade level gets a certain topic each year that they'll sing in front of the parents; Kindergarten always got the Christmas one. So we're getting ready to perform and the teachers line us up in the classroom to take a bathroom break before going out. In line, all of a sudden, I vomit all over the floor right in front of everyone.

That's it.

Edit: The only other thing I can think of happened to my friend; his mom caught him looking at pr0n. Not just like, one window open; seven WMP movies and two browser windows, simultaneously.

Posted by jonSun on Jul-18-2005 22:57:

Re: embarassing ****

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Originally posted by kelly923
so my family went on vacation (i'm living at home for the summer) and i guess someone needed to borrow my suitcase... well i just got home and my fuckin vibrator is sitting on my pillow w/ an extra battery right next to it, because it was in the suitcase pocket...LoL, i'm soo embarrassed!

so any other embarrassing stories?

I had a similar embaressing experiance with a dildo. I got this double sided huge dildo for when I get 2 girls in the sac. well my girlfriend at the times Mother had her 50th birthday comming up. So I had the joke idea of giving her this big dildo. While my gf & I were at my house I put it in a box & showed my gf. Well she laughed & said no way, her mom wouldnt find it amusing. So i left the box in my room with the dildo & we left. I guess my Mom needed a box & found that box in my room. That night at bedtime I hop in bed & found the big dildo under my pillow. Ya i was embaressed.

Posted by JasonThomas on Jul-18-2005 23:05:

I proposed to a girl in the 2nd grade on the bus. I used one of my mom's expensive rings and later I had to go to her house with my mom and get it back.

What a fool I was!!!

Posted by noikeee on Jul-18-2005 23:17:

One of my friends claims he has been caught several times masturbating both by his mom and his grandma.

I did something quite embarassing this weekend. There was this huge awesome party with Felix da Housecat and everything. A couple guys I see regularly at uni but don't talk to were dancing near to us. At some point, one of them goes to two chicks who where completely drunk/drugged out of her brains and starts dancing with one of them, flirting and such. He looks at me, and makes some gesture to call me and do the same to the other chick. I start laughing, pointing at myself, like "me??" when i look to my left side and see his other friend moving towards there.

I've got no clue what so ever how to react the next time i see that guy. Maybe he didn't notice tho.

Posted by smokeape on Jul-18-2005 23:19:

Re: embarassing ****

quote:
Originally posted by kelly923
so my family went on vacation (i'm living at home for the summer) and i guess someone needed to borrow my suitcase... well i just got home and my fuckin vibrator is sitting on my pillow w/ an extra battery right next to it, because it was in the suitcase pocket...LoL, i'm soo embarrassed!

so any other embarrassing stories?

Coulda been worse and starting vibrating at an airport gate. They would've cordoned off the area.
I used to run mail, and we had a suspicious looking package once. EOD blew a charge through it, destroying the contents only to find a pen set with a clock. Can't be too careful though, ya know! It mighta been a dildo!

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