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warnie! 
putting up the fight haha
one of the greatest victorians to ever be a victorian!
just got home from work not long ago, england doin alright! hopefully we can consolidate a bit now...
ps
ian, i need to send an sms to someone in england, whats the code i need to put in front of the number?
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| Come on now Ian - u know the rules - sig removed - too large!! |
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| Originally posted by Philby ian, i need to send an sms to someone in england, whats the code i need to put in front of the number? |
ok thanks jolz! 
good morning mr langer
Anyway, to sum up, I hope this is a sign that we can compete with you now, it's what we've not done in all of my life
Usually once in every series you've had a day or two where you actually 'beat' us, but in the past you couldn't put three or four days together to win a test. Or when you have, its too late and its the dead rubber. Not time to panic yet.
Trescothick out, good ball from McGrath and thats his 500th
well done to the australian fast bowler.
another one bites the dust.
well that's a new delivery, the ball that doesn't bounce
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| Originally posted by Ian^ well that's a new delivery, the ball that doesn't bounce |
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| Originally posted by Trance Nutter Didn't see, have got Tour de France on the same channel. |
hahah, just got home from work, cracked open a coldie and glen boy has claimed 4.
man, i hate tests that are over in under 3 days. spec when its the weekend coming up :/
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| Originally posted by gumble hahah, just got home from work, cracked open a coldie and glen boy has claimed 4. man, i hate tests that are over in under 3 days. spec when its the weekend coming up :/ |
oh, thats a shame.
Another one to keep low, seems that the pitch may be a touch dodgy....
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| Originally posted by Trance Nutter oh, thats a shame. |
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| Originally posted by Az oh I am fucking loving this |
haha, BRING ON THE SHEIK OF TWEAK!!!!!!!!
i dunno if it will last 3 days, should do.
im watching it on my phone as well hahahahaha. i am so geek.
Ooh! Ah! Glen McGrath! I said Ooh Ah Glen McGrath!
Ooh! Ah! Glen McGrath! I said Ooh Ah Glen McGrath!
What a champion. I didnt see any of the match but apparently Glen carved it up
Seems fitting to chuck these in..
The Greatest Cricketing sledges of all time..........
To get you in the mood for the ashes....
1. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham: When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?"
2. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne:As Cullinan was on his way to the
wicket, Warne told him he had Been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.
3. Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo
Brandes): "Hey Eddo, why are you so F**ing Fat?" Eddo Brandes: "Because everytime I F*** your mother, she throws me a biscuit"
4. Robin Smith & Merv Hughesuring 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played & missed:"You can't f**king bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f**king bat & you can't f**king bowl."
5. Merv Hughes & Javed Miandaduring 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed:
"Tickets please", Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.
6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richardsuring a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after
deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at
me.
In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f**k off."
7. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment which was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney... "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!!!"
8. James Ormond had just come out to bat on an ashes tour and was greeted by Mark Waugh....... MW : "F*ck me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play for England" JO : "Maybe not, but at least i'm the best player in my family"
9. McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Brian Lara's d*ck taste like?" Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath (losing it): "If you ever F*&king mention my wife again, I'll F*ing rip your F*fing throat out."
10. Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player (Adam Parore) comes to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then, you're fu*king useless now". Parore- (Turning around) "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb c**t".
11. Yet another Australian witticism with this time porky Sri Lankan batsman Arjuna Ranatunga the victim. Shane Warne, trying to tempt the batsman out of his crease mused what it took to get the plump character to get out of his crease and drive. Wicketkeeper Ian Healy piped up, "Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it."
12. Ravi shastri v/s the aussie 12th man (don't remember who, and don't want to slander anyone ) shastri hits it to this guy and looks for a single...this guy gets the ball in and says "if you leave the crease i'll break your f***ing head" Shastri: "if you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the f***ing 12th man"
13. Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall : "Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?"
14. Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip,and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word.
At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". "So should your mother" he replied.
Gold!
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| Originally posted by Anomyst 10. Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player (Adam Parore) comes to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then, you're fu*king useless now". Parore- (Turning around) "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb c**t". 11. Yet another Australian witticism with this time porky Sri Lankan batsman Arjuna Ranatunga the victim. Shane Warne, trying to tempt the batsman out of his crease mused what it took to get the plump character to get out of his crease and drive. Wicketkeeper Ian Healy piped up, "Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it." 12. Ravi shastri v/s the aussie 12th man (don't remember who, and don't want to slander anyone ) shastri hits it to this guy and looks for a single...this guy gets the ball in and says "if you leave the crease i'll break your f***ing head" Shastri: "if you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the f***ing 12th man" 13. Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall : "Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?" 14. Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip,and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". "So should your mother" he replied. |
Glenn McGrath, meet Kevin Pietersen
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| Originally posted by Philby still loving it? |
Surely cricketers dont talk like that!! 
pretty evenly poised at the moment.
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