The Offical I Love Seinfeld Thread

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Posted by UWM on Aug-03-2005 03:25:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
Hey Rob, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!

Is this some attempt to coerce me into being the jerk that I used to be?

Posted by tribu on Aug-03-2005 03:28:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Is this some attempt to coerce me into being the jerk that I used to be?

no, a seinfeld reference!

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Aug-03-2005 03:30:

quote:
Originally posted by pagoda
Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a messaaaaaage at the beep.

I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I beeeeee?

Believe it or not, I'm not home.

Fuckin Castanza for the gold, lol

A good friend of mine has that recorded as his voice mail. Cracks me up every time.

Posted by UWM on Aug-03-2005 03:31:

Must've missed that episode ... or, more likely, I didn't find that line very amusing. Kind of like I just didn't really find it very amusing 5 minutes ago.

Posted by tribu on Aug-03-2005 03:34:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Must've missed that episode ... or, more likely, I didn't find that line very amusing. Kind of like I just didn't really find it very amusing 5 minutes ago.

******.

George is at a yankees board meeting and hes SLAMMING the shrimp. A co-worker of his goes: 'Hey George, the ocean called...they're urnning out of shrimp', and everyone laughs.

George is crushed and plans his revenge. He decides the ultimate comeback is the one I posted above. He goes to work but finds out this guy has taken a job in Akron (ohio, woot!). He tracks this guy down and goes to the board to suggest a snow tire day at Yankee stadium. He brings shrimp and slams then again till the guy makes the same comment. George hits him with Jerk store, and the guys nails him back with a top notch retort. George gets flustered and...

cmon, i know youve seen this shit.

Posted by farley on Aug-03-2005 03:37:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
******.

George is at a yankees board meeting and hes SLAMMING the shrimp. A co-worker of his goes: 'Hey George, the ocean called...they're urnning out of shrimp', and everyone laughs.

George is crushed and plans his revenge. He decides the ultimate comeback is the one I posted above. He goes to work but finds out this guy has taken a job in Akron (ohio, woot!). He tracks this guy down and goes to the board to suggest a snow tire day at Yankee stadium. He brings shrimp and slams then again till the guy makes the same comment. George hits him with Jerk store, and the guys nails him back with a top notch retort. George gets flustered and...

cmon, i know youve seen this shit.

Lol that ep is fuckin great.

I love the one where somehow Steinbrenner is convinced that George is working days for the Yankees and nights for Tyson chicken in Georgia. So he calls down intending to have George work for the Yankees full time, and the guy @ Tyson has no idea who Costanza is, but since Stein is calling him he assumes he must be good so he starts putting up a fight for him. In the end Stein ends up trading George for chicken flavored drinks for the concession stands, lol

Posted by UWM on Aug-03-2005 03:37:

Ahh okay now I know which one you're talking about.

Still not doin' it for me

Posted by washout on Aug-03-2005 04:33:

NO SOUP FOR U !!

Posted by Axolotyl on Aug-03-2005 04:37:

I'd really like to fuck Elaine. Not in the big hair stage though... like season 4 or 5 Elaine.

Posted by medinaM5 on Aug-03-2005 05:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Axolotyl
I'd really like to fuck Elaine. Not in the big hair stage though... like season 4 or 5 Elaine.

+1

Posted by verndogs on Aug-03-2005 05:42:

my favorite episode whas when george visited his mom in the hospital only to watch that girl nearby get a sponge bath

Posted by MindShifter on Aug-03-2005 06:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
A good friend of mine has that recorded as his voice mail. Cracks me up every time.

would that good friend happen to be jason? coz it annoys the shit outta me when i call him and get his msg, finally i started mashin the buttons and it was like "invalid command, leave msg after beep" so now whenever i get his vm i press 1 and it tells me the same thing and i bypass the msg. funny, its just long as hell

on topic

i fuckin love seinfeld george is the shit

"IM LOSIN IT!"

"sex to save the friendship"

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Aug-03-2005 06:44:

Posted by david.michael on Aug-03-2005 15:06:

Hey look... a Post About Nothing.... imagine that.

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-03-2005 15:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie

hahahaha...

i should give you my number so you can call it hahaha . i do a little improv and sing it myself

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-03-2005 15:14:

hey tribu...

well i had sex with your wife!

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Aug-03-2005 17:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
hahahaha...

i should give you my number so you can call it hahaha . i do a little improv and sing it myself

Thats hot.

Posted by Psy-T on Aug-03-2005 17:20:

around the time they decided to stop whoring the reruns in israel for a while, they held a poll through all the tv guides on which episodes are the favorites, and then they aired the top 10. i only remember that the soup nazi got the #1 spot

oh, the backwards chapter in india was there too, and i think maybe the one in the mall parking lot too.

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Aug-04-2005 12:22:

weird guy that's hooked on tv: Elaine, you look scrumptious

best. series ever

Posted by eRRaTiK on Aug-04-2005 12:40:

who do you reckon is the funniest support character?

frank (george's dad) is a riot.

serenity now!

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-04-2005 14:50:

jason alexander owns the roll of george...he'll always be the funniest on the show for me...the writers for his character are just fanstastic hahaha

Posted by jonze on Aug-04-2005 14:59:

i cant believe no one mentioned the episode where they all stop masturbating. are you master of your domain? i am queen of the castle.

the one with the shrinkage was pretty good too.

Posted by Vyper0987 on Aug-04-2005 15:17:

quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
i cant believe no one mentioned the episode where they all stop masturbating. are you master of your domain? i am queen of the castle.

the one with the shrinkage was pretty good too.

"I was in the pool!!!"

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-04-2005 20:09:

George: "elaine, do women know about shrinkage?"

Elaine: "what? like laundry?"

Jerry: "no...you know like when a man...and its cold..."

Elaine: ".....it shrinks?"

George: "like a frightened turtle"

Posted by sym on Aug-04-2005 21:41:

George = Best Sitcom Character Ever.

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