a short rant about girls on the bus

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Posted by Mebot on Sep-13-2005 01:10:

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Originally posted by Ygrene
Best post ever. Girl-flirting, catfights, & ice cream = WIN.

Whenever I run into slutty chics and I'm around my wife, I usually start cracking secret jokes with her. Flirt with her and get her all giggly and shit. Totally ignore the sluts and then when I get up to leave the bus I let an SBD as I walk past them. ZING!

haha SBD!

Posted by djeternal on Sep-13-2005 01:33:

they do it cuz its the embodiment of their power. Thier seduction style. Its also %100 of their self esteem.

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Sep-13-2005 02:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
how could you be?

she was HUGE!!!!!

tsk tsk....

...i didnt know you liked the fatties!

more cushion for the bom diddy bop ditty ditty bong bong

Posted by Simcut on Sep-13-2005 07:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
yeah man, girls on buses suck

one time, i was on a bus...

...and this total SLUT came on.......and then these guys were like

"ill give you money if you let me fuck you"

oh man....it was horrible

I was gonna say, did they give u the money in the end

next time (if it does happen again) tell your girlfriend before hand and just say to these sluts "oh hey, do you want me to shit on your chest" (Not Another Teen Movie gold!!)

Posted by Cloudburst on Sep-13-2005 09:13:

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quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
haha SBD!

SBD?

Posted by Disco_Gibson on Sep-13-2005 09:53:

Re: a short rant about girls on the bus

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
ok, so i was on the bus earlier today with my girlfriend and a slew of uni-sluts get on the bus and all of them sit down within 3 feet of me and my girl. they then proceed to check me out shamelessly, crossing their legs back and forth, playing with their hair and making foot movements (i don't know how to really describe the feet, but you know what i mean..) flicking their hair and talking really loudly, looking over their shoulders and making me undoubtedly uncomfortable.

have some decency and leave me alone ffs, look out the window, or at some single guy on the bus.

will girls do this just to get guys in trouble or what? what could they possibly gain from staring at me while i have my arm around my girlfriend?

enough said; i loathe public transportation.

so your pissed off at the fact some girls were checking u out? if that happened to me if be pretty happy,some girls wanting a bit of me,if my girl wasnt there tho,i have her on the back seat....

Posted by Allied Nations on Sep-13-2005 10:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
more cushion for the bom diddy bop ditty ditty bong bong

fat chicks are like mopeds..

great ride til someone see you on one.

Posted by Ygrene on Sep-13-2005 11:30:

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Originally posted by Cloudburst
SBD?

Pardon me sir, an SBD is a vicious form of flatulence...."Silent But Deadly". e.g. an exceptionally quiet and stinky fart.

Posted by Googooly on Sep-13-2005 11:45:

I would fart in the bus, so that would make them go away + it would show that your are not intrested...ofcours your g/f wouldnt mind.

Posted by itsamemario on Sep-13-2005 13:19:

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
yeah i wish girls would ask me for my number.. they just give me fake ones

well, not so weird, seeing yur a robot and shit...

Posted by igottaknow on Sep-13-2005 13:25:

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Posted by Slylee on Sep-13-2005 13:40:

girls like that are obnoxious and the best thing you can do is totally ignore them and not even give them a first glance...

and whatever she does, your girlfriend SHOULD NOT start hanging all over you and "claiming you"...that will only let the sluts know that she feels threatened. if anything, she should say to one of them, "oh my god, i LOVE your shoes! those are so cute"

that's what i do

Posted by infinity HiGH on Sep-13-2005 14:26:

Yea I hate it when girls check me out too

Posted by Streakfury on Sep-13-2005 16:47:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
and i'm like "dood! i'm 10 years old, ok!?!"

You called a chick "dude"?

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
...and then u have (maybe) a catfight or something. start cheering for your girlfriend and buy her some ice cream for a job well done.

Quote Of The Week!

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Sep-13-2005 17:54:

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Originally posted by igottaknow
i think it was ur imagination but i have to ask you one question... did you get wood? and if so did you masturbate to your bus fantasy when you got home?

go get a boyfriend. your sexual frustration turns you into a blithering idiot.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Sep-13-2005 17:58:

quote:
Originally posted by infinity HiGH
Yea I hate it when girls check me out too

you're being sarcastic.. i'm not. it was flattering for the first few years, but it gets old after you have a girlfriend and aren't interested in other girls.. maybe you'll figure that out one day.

How about another rant about girls on the bus? This time it's about girls with boyfriends who still think they should be looking over their shoulder at me. jesus christ, have some decency and leave me alone.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Sep-13-2005 18:00:

I thought the title was "a rant about girls on the short bus" and I was wondering what you and your gf were doing riding with the special ed kids.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Sep-13-2005 18:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I thought the title was "a rant about girls on the short bus" and I was wondering what you and your gf were doing riding with the special ed kids.

We were filming a documentary on the COR.

Posted by Ygrene on Sep-13-2005 18:09:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
We were filming a documentary on the COR.

I call it that I'm the semi-nonretarded bus driver!

Posted by Moral Hazard on Sep-13-2005 18:12:

My wife loves it when she sees broads checking me out. Several times (when out at the bar) she challenged me to try and pick up various women she saw checking me out.... 'course I can't do anything with them but she likes to watch me get them on the line and then cut 'em free (sorry for the degrading fishing analogy).

Posted by Slylee on Sep-13-2005 18:14:

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Sep-13-2005 18:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
My wife loves it when she sees broads checking me out. Several times (when out at the bar) she challenged me to try and pick up various women she saw checking me out.... 'course I can't do anything with them but she likes to watch me get them on the line and then cut 'em free (sorry for the degrading fishing analogy).

I think it's suffice to say that the attitude of a 20 year old female differs slightly from that of a 28 year old fembot (I don't know how old your wife is, I'm just going by your age..) Unless of course you're robbing the cradle and have happened across some young and infinitely mature and stable being.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Sep-13-2005 18:17:

^^^ me scusse me scusse

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Sep-13-2005 18:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
^^^ me scusse me scusse

don't get me started about homosexual exhibitionists on the train!

Posted by UWM on Sep-13-2005 18:25:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
don't get me started about homosexual exhibitionists on the train!

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