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Of the top ten most deadliest snakes of the world, Australia has sixty percent of them

Your not safe in the water, or on the land

box jellyfish


crocs


spiders


snakes


and sharks


also dont travel in the bush backpackers and tourists have been known to just disappear peter falconio is a prime example kidnapped and vanished and then there was the case of the serial killer Ivan Milat who liked to kidnap and mutilate their bodies

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Originally posted by DIDI There are plenty of good reasons to bag John Howard without using that one

Amen to that!!!!!

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Originally posted by 00soups00 people who bag john howard because the rest of the nations 20somethings do, and its the 'right' thing to do

^ one thing that drives me mental about uni students, they will protest for the sake of protesting

If Australia is that bad to you, go somewhere else

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Originally posted by 00soups00 people who bag john howard because the rest of the nations 20somethings do, and its the 'right' thing to do

make awkward advances on women not war

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Originally posted by Light The Fuse make awkward advances on women not war

agreed
i dont like howard because his eyebrows draw attention away from the real problems we face

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Originally posted by OLi_A agreed i dont like howard because his eyebrows draw attention away from the real problems we face

Definitly a great point! Also be prepared to do whatever America tells you..

cockroaches....

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Originally posted by klingklang77 cockroaches....

id say NOTHING! believe it or not! (hehe im not that homesick!...yet)

Us aussies should be happy with what we have! believe me!

greets from a cold london!

hels x

We have possibly the gayest birds in the world here ...
Theres this one called the magpie and i swear to you it is the fuckin' antichrist, if you're walking towards a park and its spring, watch out, it will come out and claw you're head till you bleed ..

I'm not gonna lie to you, i saw one land on someones head and freakin just peck him once on the head except really really hard, hard enough to draw freaking blood and i was like i'm out bitches ...

Also, i'm not gonna lie to you we gotta pay a lotta money for petrol, its like 1.35 a litre here, and yeah, if you head out into sydney, don't brign up melbourne and vice versa (unless you're a shit stirrer like me and you're keen to see some fireworks)
or the afl in sydney and the nrl in melbourne ...
if you don't know what thye are make sure you don't mention that either

need any more help, let us know, i can fin d a 1001 thigns wrong with anything ... anything (with the exception being purgatory)

We have really shit beer. VB, XXXX, Tooheys... compared to that good european shit, its all crap.

Plus, our capital city is also known as the nations centre for the pornographic film industry.

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Originally posted by Axolotyl We have really shit beer. VB, XXXX, Tooheys... compared to that good european shit, its all crap. Plus, our capital city is also known as the nations centre for the pornographic film industry.

Carlton Draught is the best drink in the world.

The porn comment is in no way a negative IMO

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Originally posted by Psy-T i havent been discharged, but i did make a huge difference about my service, i'm getting discharged in early 2007, and i'm trying to do some research on where i wanna live by then.

bah - well i'll assume you're out of prison then

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Originally posted by -=M=- bah - well i'll assume you're out of prison then

smart lad

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Originally posted by Psy-T smart lad

smart ass

they talk soooooooo fast!! I couldn't understand any of them when I first got there! They say words funny AND they have words of their own. Usually I just did my big eyes, little smile at them cuz I didn't know wtf they were saying so yeah, the ones who met me prolly think danish blonds are total idiots.

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence they talk soooooooo fast!! I couldn't understand any of them when I first got there! They say words funny AND they have words of their own. Usually I just did my big eyes, little smile at them cuz I didn't know wtf they were saying so yeah, the ones who met me prolly think danish blonds are total idiots.

chrissi did u try vegemite

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Originally posted by narcism chrissi did u try vegemite

like beer, you either love it or hate it, although it does a stellar job when i fill the gaps in my driveway

worst thing about living in australia happened to me when driving my mum to her hospital appointment, was sunny so i went to put the sunvisor down and looking right at me a mother fucking huntsman
i let out a scream and slamed it shut and held it shut til we got to the hospital i jumped out as it was crawling down the windscreen and an old man walked past and mum asked him to help us get it out and his response "no im scared of spiders aswell"
we got it out but im to scared to get back in my car now

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Originally posted by narcism worst thing about living in australia happened to me when driving my mum to her hospital appointment, was sunny so i went to put the sunvisor down and looking right at me a mother fucking huntsman i let out a scream and slamed it shut and held it shut til we got to the hospital i jumped out as it was crawling down the windscreen and an old man walked past and mum asked him to help us get it out and his response "no im scared of spiders aswell" we got it out but im to scared to get back in my car now

haha same thing happened to me once. i flipped out and then took a lighter and deodorant can to it

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Originally posted by OLi_A haha same thing happened to me once. i flipped out and then took a lighter and deodorant can to it

its like that aami ad on tv ages ago where they see one and crash the car after the heartattack from seeing it i was pissing myself coz mum wanted me to pull over and i wouldnt, its lucky we didnt crash

I was driving on the freeway once and there was a wasp in the car trying to kill me.

Opened the windows as much as I could, fighting with this thing buzzing round me head looking for some exposed skin.. on the freeway no less.

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Originally posted by narcism huntsman

OMG, i had no idea what those things were until i saw it in my kitchen one day a few months ago. i thought it was a toy, then i found out it was real....

my housemate and I put it outside. apperently it was a baby one...i took pictures and showed my family back home. i havent seen one since. i dont mind them so much b/c they wont harm you and they kill cockroaches. anything that kills those things are fine in my book.

im the first to admit im a big gay fvcking girly poof when it comes to spiders. the fvckers scare the absolute shit outta me.

theyre just natures perfect beasts. they can climb & hide everwhere. they love to bite. many are poisonous as fuck. they look fvcking EVIL. they lurk. they put webs around just so youll run into them and shit your pants whilst flailing around like a spastic.

if theres one close by and i have something dangerous in my hands (like a steering wheel, haha) get the fuck outta the way coz i aint paying attention to anything til that evil lil lurking fvcker tastes some serious poison or shoe.

did i mention they look fvcking EVIL?



that shit about them being more afraid of you than you are of it is total bullshit in my case. if the lil bastard was so scared of me what the fuck is it doing in my bedroom???

eeek.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN im the first to admit im a big gay fvcking girly poof.

fixed, imo.

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