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Posted by Ygrene on Oct-26-2005 03:58:

I'm laughing so hard right now, no sound is coming out.

Posted by bas on Oct-26-2005 04:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
This thread gets Carl Cox's stamp of approval

i would get this on a shirt

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Oct-26-2005 04:16:

Wilford Brimley apparently operates a phone sex line.

He must have a huge following of GILFs

Posted by Ygrene on Oct-26-2005 04:20:

You are a genius Xeno, I put that up there with this post of yours:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_

'Shit in the fire ape!'

Posted by Mebot on Oct-26-2005 04:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Wilford Brimley apparently operates a phone sex line.

He must have a huge following of GILFs

He needs a pirate hat, a hook, an eyepatch and a parrot on his shoulder in that picture.

Posted by Palladium on Oct-26-2005 04:29:

u could made a racist thread and that could ban u for a year

Posted by WingDing on Oct-26-2005 04:35:

hi i'm wilford brimley. i'm 80 years old, I live on a ranch in the desert, i have diabetes, ride around in a nev-r-fall cripple old person cart, i have serious heart problems, i'm obese, and i live on a diet of oatmeal and prunes, all while taking diabetes meds that inflame my heart condition and heart meds that inflame my diabetes. i'm the chef boyardee of wheat and/or grain products. which doesn't make sense when you consider that pasta is made out of wheat and/or grain products. all this because carl cox ate my last box of animal crackers in 5th grade. not the crackers; the box they came in. which was unheard of at the time. i had planned to use that last box to complete my new pair of footprotectors. shoes were also unheard of at the time. i'm old.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Oct-26-2005 04:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene

You are a genius Xeno, I put that up there with this post of yours:

HAHAHAHAhahhhaaa A carl Cox smilie!!

Posted by AlphaStarred on Oct-26-2005 05:26:

im stoned

Posted by RJT on Oct-26-2005 06:19:

quote:
Originally posted by WingDing
hi i'm wilford brimley. i'm 80 years old, I live on a ranch in the desert, i have diabetes, ride around in a nev-r-fall cripple old person cart, i have serious heart problems, i'm obese, and i live on a diet of oatmeal and prunes, all while taking diabetes meds that inflame my heart condition and heart meds that inflame my diabetes. i'm the chef boyardee of wheat and/or grain products. which doesn't make sense when you consider that pasta is made out of wheat and/or grain products. all this because carl cox ate my last box of animal crackers in 5th grade. not the crackers; the box they came in. which was unheard of at the time. i had planned to use that last box to complete my new pair of footprotectors. shoes were also unheard of at the time. i'm old.

Posted by Allied Nations on Oct-26-2005 06:23:

DRUNK THREADS RULE!!!!

and lol @ wingding/radagast/whoever's alias.

Posted by bas on Oct-26-2005 06:26:

i'm wilford brimley, i have diabetes. it makes me tired and causes me to be short with my family. the other day i stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. my wife came home yesterday with the wrong ice cream so struck her. then i found out i didn't have a wife, who the hell did i hit?

Posted by R!CH on Oct-26-2005 06:27:

i'm not drunk but i need 5 more posts

Posted by Allied Nations on Oct-26-2005 06:30:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
i'm wilford brimley, i have diabetes. it makes me tired and causes me to be short with my family. the other day i stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. my wife came home yesterday with the wrong ice cream so struck her. then i found out i didn't have a wife, who the hell did i hit?

OMG i just burst out laughing in biology!!!!

Bas FTW!!!!

Posted by R!CH on Oct-26-2005 06:33:

do posts in this forum not count?

Posted by R!CH on Oct-26-2005 06:34:

quote:
Originally posted by R!CH
do posts in this forum not count?

i guess not, fuck!

Posted by DaveSZ on Oct-26-2005 06:34:

So Carl Cox and George Acosta are the two finalists for teh world eating competition...

Who wins?

My Latin side makes me lean towards Acosta, but then I remember how Carl single-handedly devoured Dave Dresden without chewing.

I think Carl would pull it out in the end, and then in turn devour Acosta.

Posted by Allied Nations on Oct-26-2005 06:34:

quote:
Originally posted by lex400sc
do posts in this forum not count?

Yeah they do, just keep posting..

Posted by josh4 on Oct-26-2005 06:37:

OH
MY
GOD.

I Finally get it! You have GOT to read these threads high. All this time I never understood but now I do!

Posted by Allied Nations on Oct-26-2005 06:37:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSZ
So Carl Cox and George Acosta are the two finalists for teh world eating competition...

Who wins?

My Latin side makes me lean towards Acosta, but then I remember how Carl single-handedly devoured Dave Dresden without chewing.

I think Carl would pull it out in the end, and then devour Acosta.

Force: 6
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 4

Carl Cox is a Robot that is fitted with Twin Airbags, an Electric Drill and Rotating Blades, runs on Solar Power, and slithers like a Snake.

When attacking:-

Force: 6
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 4

Vs.

Force: 4
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 0

George Acosta is a Robot that is covered with Silver Piping, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base and Exposed Wiring, and runs on Solar Power.

When defending against Carl Cox:-

Force: 4
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 0

(Vulnerable to Electricity.)

Carl Cox wins!

Posted by DaveSZ on Oct-26-2005 06:49:

Heheh hehehe ehehehe you said, "Cocks."

Hehehehehe hehehehe.

Posted by jonSun on Oct-26-2005 06:51:

quote:
Originally posted by lex400sc
i guess not, fuck!

The "chill out room" has a 5 to 1 ratio. 5 posts to =1

Posted by jonSun on Oct-26-2005 06:51:

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